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« Reply #58780 on: September 26, 2011, 12:44:14 am »

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It's just dawned  on me!!
 
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a  day.
   
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he  wants.
His meals are  provided at no cost to him. 
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year  if any medicalneeds arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice  neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he  needs, but he  is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a  mess, someone else  cleans it up. 
He has his choice of luxurious places to  sleep. 
He receives these accommodations absolutely  free. 
He is living like a King, and has  absolutely no expenses  whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others  who go out and earn a living every  day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ........
      I  think my dog is a member of  Congress!

 
 
 


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