Message #316809

[Trijhak]

64550

His ironic bagels struck me down. My enchanted Blade of Does More Damage To Teh Evul Peoplez did nothing. (why was I wielding Blade, and why was he enchanted?) Nobody could dodge the ironic bagels... they were the spawn of the terrible horrible fearful dreadful repulsing terrifying and horrifying FLOATING EVIL DVD CASE who is also, in our opinion, stupid and ugly! (he's ugly and stupid too)

The list of evil things he has done is:

Use Ironic Bagels to strike people down
Be horrifyingly ugly and terrifyingly stupid
Be a criminal mastermind despite the above
Be not just a DVD case, but a DVD case for an unnamed bad movie!
Cause horror for all

And last of all...
HE
TOOK
MY
HAT

I can deal with using ironic bagels to strike people down while being ugly and stupid and being a criminal mastermind somehow as well as being a DVD case for a bad movie and causing horror for all, but stealing my hat is just low and UNREDEEMABLE!