actually, you can't survive in space without one, so therefore I still have the cookie!
Actually, a Jedi can survive in space without a spacesuit, it's called the Force Bubble technique.
I send my army consisting of the entire Borg Collective (who has now assimilated the Federation, The Empire, The New Republic, and the entire population of Middle-Earth), the Order of the Cloven Tree, and an army of mindless drones to attack and steal the cookie. I use the Mind Control Emitter and several high-power Jedi Mind Tricks to brainwash you two into my loyal servants.