I hire Khan Noonien Singh to go back in time and kill your grandfather, so nothing you did ever happened. Then, just to be safe, he kills everyone else's granfathers, too.
I then walk to where the cookie was at the very beginning...
Okay... Now let's start.
The cookie is in the middle of a collapsing suspension bridge.
...only to find myself fading into nothingness. He must have killed my grandfather, too!
Khan comes back through the time portal right in front of me, and with my last breath I yell:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!