i use the power of the kanohi olmak to follow you, and i then use my mask of intangilibity to avoid your mines and ninja-pirates' weapons.
i sneak up on u and grab the cookie out of your hand, nock you out, and transport back to my base in an alternate dimension, where hundreds of millions of bionicle soldiers (completely loyal to me

) live. i go into a frotress in lockdown with the cookie, gaurded by dozens of super-powerful titans, and get out a plate and napkin..........
*/hears gasps in the background/*dun dun dun.......