Get that cookie NOW!

[Legodac]

I peel myself off the pavement, look for LUSI and climb abourd, TBD is going down, I'll grind him in the ground. The cookie I need, I'll use LUSI's speed. TBD is far away, a cookie is what I may....

[mtmerrick]

that as to be the worst poem ever

[Trijhak]

*Takes TEH KOOKEE!1!!1! away from mtmerrick*

*runs off into the lawnmower land of whenuas*

[Saturn2.0]

I grab the cookie with my chocolate magnet, take all cookies, and blow up the voices of the horrible planet, I begin to start a factory building cookies, with immunity.

[Kritzelei]

I blow up the factory before Saturn makes it immune, and I take all the cookies that were made. But wait... WHICH ONE'S THE REAL COOKIE?!?!?
TBD

[mtmerrick]

in exchange for all the cookies that aren't THE COOKIE, you can have a mask of truth. deal?

[Trijhak]

No! *sniffs air and finds the freshest cookie, TEH REEL KOOKEE!!*

*Grabs TEH REEL KOOKEE!! and zooms out in the Pyromaniac*

*PRESERVES IT BY THROWING IT INTO THE FUTURE WHERE HHBGGGBHBS ROAM*

[Legodac]

Even the oompaloompas can't understand what he just said. So they start singing...

Oompa loompa dippity do, I've got another cookie for you
Oompa loompa dippity do, fooled you again, it tastes just like glue

I then bourd LUSI once more and head for Willy's place, I need to ask him a question...
 

....How many cookies must a man eat, before he becomes a man? 

[Kritzelei]

I wait a few seconds till a cookie hits me on the head. "It has arrived from the past when Makuta Teridax threw it into the future!" I say, and go into the past, and hide it there.
TBD
P.S Did legodac take the cookie with him? I don't know!

[Legodac]

That's a gimme, of course I took it with me, why would I leave it behind. It's my cookie now and you can't have any, get used to it. You'll have to do something really special to get it back.

[mtmerrick]

like?

[Legodac]

It's called creativity, not a single word

[mtmerrick]

 

*goes to modify transporter*

*beams out cookie, leaving an exact replica down to the atomic level in its place*

[Legodac]

I walk to LUCI and access her atomic rectifier and restore the cookie to it's original state. I then bourd my ship and head out after KZ, for there can't be 2 cookies in the universe, THERE IS ONLY ONE.

[mtmerrick]

ok. didn't work as planned.

new plan!

fires homing antimatter missiles at legodac's ship

[Saturn2.0]

I use a special pipe, which keeps the antimatter missiles from touching the surface of the pipe, and then your ships are destroyed, and when Legodac is not looking, I take his cookie, and put it on fire, as well as other cookie factories !

Pyro.

[Ddude The Insane]

I use time control powers i harnessed from the Lustros Orb(Pokemon,to anyone unaware) to stop you from existing,therby saving the cookie. I fling the cookie into space to avoid it from falling into the wrong hands,and realize i should have kept it.

[mtmerrick]

i capture the cookie, and bring it to mufastar (sp?).

i put it on the ground (i'm inside a force feild w/ the cookie) and get encased by molten lava.

i let the force feild go, incenerating the cookie, and step out of the lava. ( i am unharmed because i was intangible in the force feild)

http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Mask_of_Intangibility

[Legodac]

I exit my ship and concentrate, I then log into Lego, and find the Star Wars theme. I access the realm that only I can, and grasp the force. I then use the force to re-interate the Cookie, I take a sniff and I'm on my way to the....

[Ddude The Insane]

I frreze you in time,and snatch the cookie away,laughing evily.