Get that cookie NOW!

[MsRowdyRedhead]

OHHHH Purple is my favorite color... I will vacation on this planet, and reclaim the cookie.

[Jas765]

(Purple's one of my favorite colours, too)
Ha! This mysterious purple dinosaured planet (that is purple itself) is Shredtopia, the planet of the Raven Shredders:

The cookie is now in a heavily guarded temple (on Shredtopia).

[MsRowdyRedhead]

ahem... HOW did you get the cookie from me???

[Jas765]

Whoops...
The purple dinosaurs stole it off you while you weren't looking.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

since I look so good in Purple, I sneak into the temple and take the cookie back, then I rush off to the next galaxy at warp 9...

[Jas765]

I catch up to you at warp 10, and get the cookie off you.
Unfortunately, I dropped the cookie while retrieving it, and it is heading towards a black hole!

[MsRowdyRedhead]

I swoop down in my x-wing and retreive the cookie before it reaches the black hole.
I then enter an oscillating  worm hole to another galazy, which means it never shows up in the same place twice!!!!

[Jas765]

When I retrieved the cookie off you, I left a tracking device on the ship.
I find your location, get the cookie back, and dump it in the bermuda triangle.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

ha!
I planted a tracking device inside the cookie!!

I retreive it from the Bermuda Triangle, and hide it aboard a pirate ship.....

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Ahhh... but I use a particle beam disruptor, snap up the cookie and warp away in my X wing...

[uraw911]

Your lego x-wing explodes due to the fact that legos cannot withstand the vacuum of space. I slowly move the cookie towards my mouth.  

[uraw911]

C'mon guys, the cookie has been slowly moving towards my mouth for a couple of days now.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

OH...you thought I was using my LEGO X Wing??? LOL

I grab the cookie and head into the  mountainous rain forrest to my secret mountain fortress..

[uraw911]

My Megasaurus pet crashes thru the rain forest and grabs the cookie. He heads back into a time portal and escapes back to the beginning of the earth.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

You have had the cookie long enough. I build a time machine with secure command codes, travel back to get the cookie, and then forward...to a galaxy far far away, in a time many years from now.....

[Flipz]

Great Scot!  I use 29681 circuit boards to build a Flux Capacitor that I install in my Speedy Motorcycle.  I travel through time and space to your location, then use the Mind Control Emitter to brainwash you into my loyal slave.  You gladly hand the cookie to me.  I then take the cookie and my loyal servant to the Mines of Moria, where my pet Balrog guards it (and us).

[uraw911]

You haven't noticed that I disguised myself as your pet Balrog and I snatch the cookie from your hand. I build 3975 Cruiser Thrusters and blast my way to Mars.

[Flipz]

You fail to notice the sleeper bomb I attached to your ship.  I detonate it, and the cookiee ignites as it flies through Mars' atmosphere.  My loyal servant waits on the planet's surface to claim the cookie.

[Obi]

Your servent trips for no reason. I claim it somehow and accidently fly into a black hole.

[Flipz]

Your servent trips for no reason. I claim it somehow and accidently fly into a black hole.

I use the Death star to blow you up.  The resulting explosion blows the (scorched) cookie past the event horizon of the black hole, where my loyal servant grabs it in her x-wing.  She goes to warp, but something goes wrong, and she is transported to...THE TWILIGHT ZONE!   <cue Twilight Zone theme music.>

Out of character: has anyone else payed attention to the fact that my loyal servant is MSRRH (who I gained as my loyal servant by using the Mind Control Emitter on her)?