Get that cookie NOW!

[uraw911]

Out of character: has anyone else payed attention to the fact that my loyal servant is MSRRH (who I gained as my loyal servant by using the Mind Control Emitter on her)?

lol, of course I knew that!

I ride on Takanuva (in his twilight form) to the Twilight Zone <music stops.>, then play an electric guitar and MsRRH loses the effect of the MCE, and I grab the cookie once again, and throw it into the land of indentical cookies.

[Rakoua]

I blow them all up and recreate the real cookie.
The cookie is now in the Unicomplex again.

[uraw911]

The ISPs come and destroy the Unicomplex. I go to the TOotCT Rec Room and hide the cookie in LAG's jetpack.

[Flipz]

The ISPs come and destroy the Unicomplex. I go to the TOotCT Rec Room and hide the cookie in LAG's jetpack.

My good friend LAG894 gives me the cookie and helps me escape into the unicomplex, where I use my own nanites to assimilate the entire Borg Collective (including UZ).

EDIT: the entire OotCT comes to back me up.  Just in case the Collective wasn't enough.

[B~T]

Before you get to do your evil, cookie-stealing plan, I use a very strong magnet and attract the cookie, because while you guys were stealing the cookie, I inserted an edible paper clip to it. When the cookie lands in my hands, I remove the paper clip and time-warp to the BIONICLE universe.

The cookie is now about to be dumped in Ta-Metru's furnace

[Flipz]

 I create a mechanical version of the Morbuzhak to steal the cookie.  my goal accomplished, I slowly bring the cookie to my mouth...

[MsRowdyRedhead]

too slowly, I am afraid... I materialize right next to you, rescue the cookie, dematerialize, and am transported to my intergalactic cruiser, which can only be followed by someone else with an Intergalactic cruiser... and is impervious to all weapons.

[Flipz]

I hop in my good buddy Timposter's Intergalactic cruiser and chase you down.  I then use a phase-cloak on myself, pass through the walls of your cruiser, steal the cookie, and escape back to Shredtopia, where I hide the cookie in a vending machine...

(follow the link to see what I mean.  Short version: MSRR still has the cookie.)

[Extremefire]

takes the cookie MSRR and run like fire and hide it in gimp

[MsRowdyRedhead]

I get a temp job delivering the mail and reroute the cookie monster's package to my mountain fortress, deep in the forest  and heavily guarded by trolls and gnomes.

[Extremefire]

uses the force and sends it to the moon under a rock

[MsRowdyRedhead]

Hops in X-Wing and retrieves the cookie...   flys through Stargate

[Extremefire]

get someone to kill you and gets the cookie

[uraw911]

I grab the cookie and throw it into a garbage can beacuse it is all beat up and dirty and black and ...

[Extremefire]

i got back in time and get the cookie when it was made and take it to the market

[Jade]

I give you a giant hug and you hand me the cookie!

[Extremefire]

..........i give her a bigger hug and she give me the cookie back because she loves me

[Flipz]

I start singing "The Power of Love" and dancing.  I do nothing else of consequence.     

[uraw911]

While you 3 are dancing, Venom drops the cookie and I hide it a watermelon.

[Extremefire]

i ask a friend to eat it because i dont  like it and i get the cookie