Get that cookie NOW!

[Extremefire]

i get the flash to get the cookie and to run to the future 10000 year so no one can get the cookie

[Vezon The Piraka]

By the year 10,000 the Earth doesn't exist as it was devastated by World War III approx. 7000 years before that time.

So you get stuck with the cookie in your hand with no hope of survival...

[Extremefire]

but then i find another cookie that will make me like superman so i run around the earth so fast that it goes back in time so i am 1000% safe witht the cookie

[Vezon The Piraka]

There is no Earth, it's shattered completely out of even the tiniest particle. So your action was just gibberish.

[Extremefire]

but  i have superpowers so i just fly to the nearest planet with the cookie

[Wave Olsonman]

I destroy every planet every existed along with you, so I get the cookie.

[Extremefire]

but someone goes and gets the cookie for me and i fly away

[Vezon The Piraka]

I sabotage your jetpack and get the cookie from you.

[Extremefire]

i am not using a jetpack so i still have the cookie and i fly away

[Vezon The Piraka]

Batman knocks you out and gets the cookie for me.

[Extremefire]

i am in space so batman cant get the cookie because he died in space

[Vezon The Piraka]

You crash into Darth Vader's ship and I get the cookie.

[Extremefire]

but i still have Superman's power so i just go right through Darth Vader's ship and it get the cookie while his ship blows up

[Vezon The Piraka]

You lose your Superman power due to Darth Vader brutally stabbing you thus destabilizing your movements in space, the cookie lands on Earth and I get it.

[Extremefire]

but Superman himself came to help me because the earth is gone so he gets me the cookie then i get supermans power

[Vezon The Piraka]

Superman's power can not be obtained through it being shared from Superman, so you never got it and I kill Superman. The cookie lands on the shattered remains of the moon where my accomplice gets it for me.

[Extremefire]

does not know that i got all of supermans power i did not share it and i attack vezon and i get away

[Obi]

And you run right into me annd I get the cookie and run to my ship where I sail away to never never land, where you can never catch me.

[Extremefire]

but then peter pan gets the cookie for me and gets away from you and gets it to me

[Obi]

I impersonate you, so he really gave the cookie to me. Then I reg a setting, so if ANYTHING in the room moves, the cookie explodes.