Get that cookie NOW!

[Trijhak]

I then Find you in outer space and blow your Flagship up to get the cookie.
I then take it to my Fleet, consisting of billions of Skopio XV-1s and Axalara T9s, Jetrax T6s and Thornatus V9s, along with some X-Wings and A-Wings...

[Kaulus7]

However I made it off my flagship and take the whole fleet of superweapons, Star Destroyers, Star Defenders, X-Wings, A-Wings, Y-Wings, Delta 7s, Eta-2 Actis class star fighters, Correllian Corvettes, Super Star Destroyers, Republican Assault ships (Venator and Acclamator-Class), STar Destroyer (Impervious Class), V-Wings, TIE: Fighters, Interceptors, Phantoms, droids, Bombers etc., ARC 170s, Torrents, Vulture Droids, Star Crusiers, B-wings, Dreadnought Class Heavy Cruisers...

I could go on for a long time but you get the poing
Anyways I destroy your whole fleet and take the cookie.

[Trijhak]

I then slowly rebuild my fleet... and add Super Star Destroyers, Death Stars and Planet-Lookalike Ships which can destroy galaxies to it.
I then command my fleet to find the Cookie and find you, and destroy YOUR fleet as revenge. I then take the cookie back to earth, ending all space craft.

[Kaulus7]

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY...

I take my other hidden fleet and blast earth your home to bits (you survive to continue the plot) and tractor in the cookie!!

Party!

[Trijhak]

However, you didn't destroy my fleet, and it merges with my other fleetS and my fellow team member's fleets and we find the cookie in one of your spacecraft in your fleet.
We then send a disguised person to get the cookie, and we succeed, never revealing our position.
We then go into an alternate reality named 'BIONICLE'...

[Kaulus7]

However I take my army of toa, my other army of toa, my other, other army of toa, my army of matoran and my undead army of cheese and overrun the MLN Maniacs!! And take the cookie and bring it back to my hidden fleet!

[Trijhak]

I then realize the cookie is stolen... and find it with you again!
We then infiltrate again and take the cookie back to the End of all Endings...

[Kaulus7]

You went the wrong way and brought it to the beginning of all beginnings! I use my fleet and crush your defensive team and, ironically, forget the cookie there.

AND STOP WRITING IN GREEN YOU RIP-OFF ARTIST!!! Not that I care....

[Trijhak]

I then realize I don't exist, creating a paradox that ebgulfs you and gives the cookie to me. I then go into LEGO UNIVERSE...

(I'm in Matrix Green so I don't care)

[Kaulus7]

Time, and time again you forget my fleet is still there and I bring my hidden fleet to you and kill all that exist in LEGO Universe, even though they respawn, and take the cookie and bring it to my other hidden fleet.

[Trijhak]

I then find 999,999,999 fleets willing to ally with me to get the cookie and blow your hidden fleets and fleets up. I then find the cookie being sucked in the vacuum of space and grab it.
I then Destroy all of our fleets and take the cookie to LU where I can respawn miracously...

[Kaulus7]

I get my other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other fleet and grab the cookie and hack into LEGO Universe and have you respawn as a mouse droid.

[Trijhak]

I then rebuild myself into my Titan Toa Form(bad move for you) and find your fleet.
I then smash it, and get the cookie, and enlarge it so that it hides me... and it is now on a dinner plate, next to me...

[Kaulus7]

I get mr. Giant to eat you and hand me the cookie, shrink it and get to my other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other fleet and escape! (I'll stop using the other fleets.)

[Trijhak]

I then find you and smash the fleet... again. I take the cookie and hurl it through Time and SPace to a Random time and place...

[Kaulus7]

And that random time and space is in the middle of the Clone WArs. I steal the Clone Army fleet, get the cookie and go to another time and place, also random.

[Extremefire]

i get you to get me the cookie aND I GET AWAY

[Kaulus7]

I just do the same but with and ignited lightsaber as a persuaser.

[Extremefire]

i dont get scare and i get my lightsabers and attack you with the cookie in hand

[Trijhak]

While you two are battling, I zoom in and grab the cookie quickly.
I then move my position to a random Asteroid Belt...