I just continue to use the microchip attached to your brain (sorry, I forgot you don't have one, so the microchip in the vacuum in your head) and take the cookie from you, and my fleet uses the mask of reflection, and you targeted yourself, and you loose your army, and the tower of sheilds tumble due to an Earthquake.
excuse me? this means
WAR!!!!!!!!!I shape shift into a shadow leech, take the cookie, and leave.
i blast you with ligh, incenerating you.

i then thake the cookie, become intangible, and drop down into the earth's (or whatever planer we're on) core.