Now Blade is being poked fun at. =P Old though. And not as funny as... my other one.
11:12 PM me: GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH
11:13 PM dudebot5000: Not that =O
me: Did you know Blade secretly trains a Bibarel army?
11:14 PM dudebot5000: He does? =O
me: Yes =P He even has a Bibarel mech in his disposal =O
dudebot5000: Oh noez =O
11:15 PM me: It's five stories high!!! =O
11:18 PM Heck, he sent his Bibarel army into Ogame Baldenam's base and attacked!
dudebot5000: =O
11:21 PM me: Baldenam, being better than Blade in almost every way, beat Blade's army. =D But he accidentally pressed the "MOVE FORWARD" button in the Bibarel mech and destroyed half of Baldenam's base. BUt Baldenam still won though.
dudebot5000: Lol
11:23 PM me: Unfortunately, he slept during the trip and crashed into his base as well.

dudebot5000: =O
me: BLade fail! =D
11:26 PM BIbarel Mech Features:
11:27 PM Super Fang - Uses its front fangs to deal half damage to enemies
Water Gun - Sprays a blast of water at the foe
CUt - Slashes at foe
with its short arms
11:28 PM dudebot5000: Lol
me: Many more, but that is BLade's secret. =P
11:29 PM Blade spammed Cut many times during his battle with Balde. But its short range made it useless.
dudebot5000: Lol
11:31 PM me: Blade somehow loves that move... >_>
dudebot5000: Its Blade lol
We'll never know
11:32 PM me: hears explosi9on off distance
DOn't tell me Blade Cut himself.... >_>"
dudebot5000: Oh god
11:33 PM me: ... And his mech is reconstructed in a flash.

dudebot5000: Epic gasp =O
11:34 PM me: And no one knows what is Balde's favorite Pokemon, although the public knows that it is the opposite of Bibarel... =O
11:35 PM hmmmm furret? raticate? linoone?
dudebot5000: Definately not Gallade =P
11:37 PM me: GARDEVOIR!!!
dudebot5000: Yes =O
me: and that means... BALDE USES LINOONE! CASE CLOSED! =D
11:38 PM dudebot5000: OF COURSE =O
11:40 PM me: ... im bored.
dudebot5000: I see.
And how does that make you feel?
me: bored.
dudebot5000: I see.
11:41 PM And what are you going to do about that?
me: Although we did do some good detective work... =D
Spend it writing on an essay... >_>
dudebot5000: Sounds like a plan. =D
11:42 PM me: ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
snore
dudebot5000: Lo
l
lol
11:43 PM me: falls asleeep
presses buttons repeatedly
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
11:46 PM asdfghjkoooeoeoeoeoeoeooooooe
oeeoeo...
... bye sleeps
dudebot5000: Bai