Ddude The Insane
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I'll enter. BTW legodac,its very nice of you to hold these contests with such great prizes.
Lego Universe-in trouble
"Lego Universe Under Attack!" Screams the news headline for June 1st. It was ultimatly true. A barrage of explosives was being launched on the city. It was unknown who made them,or where they were coming from. They just....came. From all around. Blowing up this and that. The city's Army Supreme General had planned to stop these explosives with explosives that the city owned. 15 seconds later he was blown up.
Professor Brickkeeper was getting anxious. With the army General gone,he was considered the only one who could save the city. "Why me," He thought. "Why do i,the semi-insane professor and lego builder,have to be responsible for this? I don't even know where to start. What if i fail-wait a minute! Of course! i just need to calculate WHERE the blombs are coming from,and we can stop them from there!"
6 Hours later,the professor had figured out the bombs were being generated from a computer-based macro,and could not be stopped. As it turns out,it was programmers causing this. "Maybe we can make a big sign,one that says "Stop blowing us up!"! Yeah! That might work!" So the citizens of Lego Universe do just that. Minutes later,a cement block of lego falls from the sky. It lands on Captain Jack Knife,and says "We were aiming for Jack all along. he said his firepower was better than anyone else's. I don't think he believes that now". Once again,all is well with Lego Universe. Hooray!
The End.
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by that logic, cheese graters do not exist, as they are not graters made of cheese.
Do you just make everything I say into a quote?
"You've found Narnia, Harry."
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