The legodac bi-monthly short story contest #7 HAS BEGUN

[LordVaderRulez]

I'll enter, but can I post it tonight or tomorrow? My story is on my mom's laptop.

[Legodac]

I'll enter, but can I post it tonight or tomorrow? My story is on my mom's laptop.

WSSC #5 Winners are Lionytai and Obi-wan, I'm declaring a tie, Both winners, please PM me as to what animals you want,(just give me a day or 2) 

as for LordVader, I'm sorry I didn't realise you were asking a question until I opened the topic for the first time this week, I thought your post was a story. Getting my attention works best if you PM me. I hope you enter this weeks (#6) contest.

                       Weekly short story contest #6 BEGINS NOW

[LordVaderRulez]

Well since star wars is a lego theme this should work:
Star Wars Mini Series:
Chapter 1:
Shortly after the Battle Of Geinosis, Commander Cody led an attack over Rhen Var. Commander Cody continued flying his V-Wing bomber that he had managed to escape in when a radio transmission came him from one of the troop landers. �Commander, we are requesting permission to land the transport on Rhen Var," said a clone.
"Permission granted Lieutenant!" the commander replied. "Land her as close to the Confederate camp as possible."
"Yes, Sir!" the clone said back.  The Lt guided the transport into the atmosphere and began to land the Acclamator I-class transport ship near the believed location of the seperatist camp. When he saw how unbelivbly cold the place locked he was surprised. Not what he'd expected. Soon the transport landed and the Lieutenant watched as the thousands of clones marched out into the cold, rough terrain. The planet was covered in ruins as if a previous people had lived here.
Meanwhile a clone named Sergeant Lister by the Kaminoians, marched with his squadron. He heard a crunching sound as he stepped into the ice. There he gathered his squadron of clones and greeted them, "Alright clones, here's our mission plan. We are going to fly in a LAAT to the droid camp where we believe Count Dooku is keeping our fellow clones and Kaminoans hostage. Count Dooku has deployed several full cruisers of droids. We will go in and resuce the hostages. Does everybody understand?"
The rest of the squad replied "Sir, Yes Sir".

Nearby Commander Cody landed his V-wing near the transport ship and headed inside to command the troops. He ordered 30 ATTEs, 12,000 clones, 70 LAAT gun ships, and 3 SPHA walkers to be used in the assault on the camp. He would have the gun ships clear air defense protecting the base while the ground vehicles would clear the bridge to make a path to the camp.

Sergeant Lister's squad boarded the LAAT and headed to the base. Down below he saw the Clones and Separatists in a heated battle. Smoke filled the air as hail fire droid fired missiles at incoming Clone Armor. Battle droids and super battle droids began to fight the infantry. Suddently Commander Cody began talking to him and his fellow clones over an intercom. "Clones, there has been a change plans. We need you and the other LAAT's take out the incoming Separatist fighters."
After the transmission Lister told his clones, "All right you heard the man. To your battle stations!"

The lieutenant watched as smoke and laser fire filled the air. The bridge was large enough for 7 AT-TE's and  300 Clones to stand in front     and meet the enemy face to face. He felt safe in the transport, that was now being guarded by the remaining 4,000 clones and several AT-TE's that had stayed behind.

In the meantime another clone sergeant led his squad on an attack on the incoming Hailfire droids and AAT's. Fireteam Alpha had managed to destroy nearby droidekas and super battle droids that were attempting to kill infantry. Soon after a clone with a rocket launcher destroyed two more AAT's and the AT-TE's destroyed 5 more making the Separatists begin to retreat. The clone sergeant and thousands of other clones pushed forward to cross the bridge. Suddenly the bridge broke in half taking down 17 of the remaining 30 AT-TE�s along with several thousand troops. The sergeant fell down into the rocky ice, never to be heard from again.

Commander Cody watched in surprise and sadness as his troops died. This was so unexpected. He now orded all of the gun ships to fire at the Separatist forces below and then drop there clones and fly back to get more. No more wasting time on the fighters that were now retreating. This plan would work he knew it.

Sergeant Lister's LAAT gunship shook as it took enemy fire and when down crashing into the camp with a bang. He and his squadron took out the blaster rifles and prepared for what waited for them outside. They stepped out of the crashed gun ship and saw that 6 droidekas waited in a circle around them all ready to fire.

The Lt was watching from the bridge of the ship when one of the clones that stayed behind came up and said "Lieutenant, Commander Cody would like to speak with you. He'll be here any minute."
"Thank you," He replied. The clone nodded back and left the bridge. Shortly after Commander Cody came back into the room. The Lt saluted the commander as he walked into the room.   "Lieutenant, you have done well," said Cody "Therefore I am putting you in charge of our remaining forces. Unfortunately I will not be here. I have just been ordered to command remaining space forces in orbit above due to an incoming Separatist fleet. I trust you with this mission. I know you'll do well." Commander Cody then left the bridge and flew away on his stolen V-Wing.

Sergeant Lister shouted at his men ordering his 9 fellow marines to fire. They opened fire with there DC-15 blaster rifles. Within several seconds one of his clones went down. "Fall back into the LAAT. There's too many!" he called out. Before one of the droidekas could activate it's shield. Luckly for him in the back of the gunship was a rocket launcher. He might just have a chance.

[lionytai]

 This story is very simialr to a story i just read in teh past few days. if this s not accpetable, it's okay not to let me win anything.




It was the day after the lego contest millionaire. I was lucky enough to get into the contest, and I won a millionare "clicks", the currency in MYLEGONETWORKLND. i got kdinapped, by the founder of the conest. They said I cheated in the test becuase i didn't even know why crazyracrxtreme was or how to get an apple. Luckily, my best friend legodac, who is an agent, saved me. but he is also suspicous that whether if i really knew the answers to teh questions.

Question 1: Kidnapped by a pirate
Once, i went to a voyage to Italy with numb chuck. It was a stormy day. Unfortunately, we met caption jack knife on the way. HE took all our clicks and kidnapped all the people on our boat. we got to the bottom of the boat, and we sat beside lots of black pirate flags, with crossbones on it. The big storm blew the flag of the pirate ship away, so they waited until teh storm was over, which was an hour later.

"Hand me on of those Jolly Rogers," i heard jack knife commanded to one of his men. "We need a new flag." The lucky thing is, when one of the pirates came to get a flag, his knife on his waist accidentally cut off numb chuck's rope without even noticing. "Stay here or die" Grinned the pirate.

"Quick!" exclaimed Numb chuck. he helped us untie teh rope on out wiasts and hand. " we must use...use..uh...use karate to de..dee....feated the guys!" Numb Chuck seems to fall asleep.

"we need another plan," i said to my crew. "And there's onyl one way. charge."

A few minutes later, our crew shouted " charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and bumped into all teh pirates, all of them falling into the sea, including jack knife! The bad news is, all our treasure also fell into the big, blue sea.

"Hmm" said legodac. "Very interlesting story." Let's see what the question was in the contest. He recorded the programme and put in the DVD. he pressed play.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"GOod morning ladies adn genbtle, it's  today's teh lego contest millionaire! today,  we have lionytai, obiwan, and lordvaderrulexz to annswer teh questions.  Olright lionytai, are you ready for the first Klestion?"

"yes, i'm ready"

"good. here's the first Klestion. What do you call a black pirate flag with  a skull and sabers or crossbones on it? is it

a. Rolly Joger
b.bolly barger
c. Jolly roger
or
d. Rolly Rocker"


"c, Jolly Roger."

"Are yuo sure, lionytai?"

"Yes, zero pecent unsure."

dun dun dun dun

"Correct! you just won 1000 clicks!"
~~~~~~~~~~~

[Legodac]

Sorry lads, but you both write very well
  so I guess I have to do something that I really wish I didn't have to
  I am declaring a 2 way tie once again, great stories lads, I loved reading them both
  Pm me on the animals you want, go easy on the turtles
                                            Weekly short story contest #7 BEGINS NOW   

[LordVaderRulez]

Who won?

[Legodac]

Look at reply #24

[lionytai]

Question 2--what's that (s)word?

I am a knight befor egoing with Numb chuck. I served for the king of britian, in the castle where king george IV once ruled.
Teh army od the wizards came. THEy betaed us and took the "Jewelled Sowrd of Offering" ,th eking's favorite. HE begged me to fight him. i Couldn't so i ran away to the woods.
I met this guy called numb chuck. I asked him for help, and he taught me karate and kongfu.
I came back, the village filled with fear. I ran into the Wizards' army adn used my extra-extremely-very-really-no more-special attack. Cannon Ball. All teh wizards die and i go tthe sword.
as i handed back the sword to th knig, i notice the words: Gorge IV.



"Hum, not as good as last time," said legodac
"perhaps we continue.."
"absoultely"
Lego dac  pressed play.

~~~
"Now lionytai,  if you answer this klestion right you win 2000 clicks. if you answer incollectly, yuo lose evlerything. GEt it?"

"yes"

"here'sd the 2nd question... What is king george IV's famous sword called? Is it

a. Beloved one
b. The Jewelled Sword of Offering
c. The Diamonded Sword of Offering
or
d. The golden Sword of Offering"

"b. The Jewelled Sword of Offering", i said.

"Are yuo sure, lionytai? Rember that if you answer this klestion right you win 2000 clicks, and if you answer incollectly, yuo lose evlerything."

"Yes, very very sure."

dun dun dun dun

"Correct! you just won 2000 clicks!"

~~~~

[Legodac]

The winner of this weeks WSSC#7 is, Congrats to lionytai, and thanks for entering, I would have picked b. aswell.
For lionytai, you know the drill, PM me what animals you want, I'll mail them straight away, good story buddy.

                                  Weekly short story contest #8 BEGINS NOW 

[lionytai]

Question 3: Help with Buildings

I was only 12. The cruel and stupid government forced me to become a builder, and I had no other choice. My parents died in a fire. This time, my friends, uraw911 and m13, had another mission. We had to build a building that is the tallest in MYLEGONETWORKLAND --- a model of the Empire State Building. What we build with, of course, are Lego bricks and paint. Each brick's height represents an inch. Between two stories we need to color some part of the bricks black, but only a width same as a plate. They gave us nothing but bricks and paint-- no information about how tall the Empire State Building, how many stories it has. They told us to make the base a square, so the first layer of bricks is easy to build.
Now the problem is, we need to find out the height and how many stories it had. We couldn't go out in the day time, so we sneaked out at night. We went to the library. It is 1454 feet tall and it had 102 stories in all. 1454 feet meant that there were 17448 inches, which will take a lot of our bricks. We finished building after 3 years, and we were retired because the great work we made.



"Oh, you must be really angry at the government, right, lionytai?" asked legodac curiously.
"Well, we enjoyed it really. We loved building," I replied. "Should we continue on the show?"
"I guess so."
~~~
"Good job lionytai, you've answered two klestions. Here's the third one:
How tall is the Empire Building? Is it:
a. 1234 ft
b. 19485 inches
c. 1454 inches
or
d. 17448 inches

"D, 17448 inches." I replied. "I am sure, and don't ask that question."

"Alright, I'll skip it," said the boss. After a few seconds he started talking again. "Congrats! You just won 3500 clicks!"

[Legodac]

Congrats lionytai, you win, thanks for entering pal, I'm sending all the animals this time, because you're you

            WEEKLY SHORT STORY CONTEST #9 BEGINS NOW

[lionytai]

Question 4 Soccer=sucker?
I was 12 at this time. It was on a Wednesday, when PE class, or physical education, took place. I hate Wednesdays because, well, for a really bad reason, we had to learn all about soccer, the history of it. Our classmates like to joke soccer with "Sucker" because they have the same meaning.
Oh well, if you don't know what I mean, then you might be English. Soccer is the American word for "Football".
We took out our textbooks. The teacher read, "Soccer was first recorded playing in England, which was a place in Europe. It was in 217 AD. The rules were also..." Then a big fire ran all over the town! All of us panicked and ran out of town as fast a swe could. Only m13, uraw, and I survived because we accidentally tripped over soccer balls and we rolled out of town. We never hated soccer again.

"Let's Resume to the video," said Legodac.
"Sure," I replied.
~~~
"Good Going, and let's get to the next klestion, " said the boss nervously. "When was soccer first recorded playing? Is it
A: 217 BC
B: 1217 BC
C: 1217 AD
or
D. 217 AD"
"D," I replied.
"Are you 100% sure?"
"Um Huh," I shouted.
"You just won 10000 clicks!"

[Legodac]

Well Done buddy, you win again, 5 animals on the way, I think I'll change 1st prize to ALL SEVEN

                                       Weekly short story contest #10 BEGINS NOW

Well, there's a first, nobody entered this week, oh well, no problem...

                                        Weekly short story contest #11 BEGINS NOW

[lionytai]

NO one enters!!!!!(just testing this [i meant the no one entered one] time if any enters)
OH well, it's just hard wark, Only I would try to enter.

[Legodac]

Weekly short story contest #12 BEGINS NOW

[lionytai]

Question 5   The girl I loved
It started on a rainy day, the day before my 20th birthday. I went to the Lego departement store to avoid getting wet by the rain. As I walked in, I saw the new star wars set, and then the agori, and I found the bargain I could neve imangine! The largest lego set ever for only 100 USD on sale! I took one and went to the clerk. Once I saw the clerk I was amazed! She was the custest woman I've ever seen in my whole life!She was about my age I think.
"Hi, it's a rainy day isn't it?" She said in a voice I couldn't resist. "Why don't we check out now?"
"Oh, yes, Surely" I said shyly. I was in love.
All of a sudden, she put her hands under my checks, as if she was my girlfriend. "You are a really cute guy." The most attratice woman in the world to me said. "Why not come to my house for dinner tonight?"
"Sure," I said, again, in a shy voice. "Where do you live?"
"Oh, you silly little boy, you don't know proffessor Brickkeeper, do you?"
"Oh course I know...you're his daughter?"
"Yes, my sweetheart. Let's meet at 6."
"Sure, sure." That was only what I could say. "Anyway, here's 100 dollars."
"Goodbye, little boy."
"uh.. bye."

IT was 5:50. I drove to Prof Brickkeeper's flat. The girl was standing in front of the door.
"Hi," she started. "You've rembembered me!"
"Yes, how could I ever forget about you? You're the cutest girl I've ever met in my whole life!"
At that time, her lips came very very close, I meant EXTREMELY close, to mine. I backed off, ran into the flat, and tripped, lying on the floor. She closed the door and jumped on me.
"Help!" I cried. But no one could outside. It was the professer's daughter's house, so everything was eletronic.
"Wow, is this amazing!" I cried at the walls with the neon-like lights, after I got up.
"Yes, It's the prof's invention. " She said with a smile. THe proffesser lives accross the street."
"ISn't this dog the prof's?" i asked. A grey dog was whipping his tail at me. "What;s his name?"
"Oh, yes, it's the prof's dog. He's called MUTT. Everyone voted for it." After that, she grabbed my arm, took me into her bed room, took off her clothes, and she took off mine too, and we kissed and did the thing you know, under a blanket. We completely forgot about dinner.


"Uh.. it must have....been very..... embarrassing.... right?" asked Legodac.
"Actually, yes," I replied.
~~~
"Now linoytai, it's the 5th question now, " said the boss nervously. "Who is Proffesser BRickkeeper's dog? Is it
A: DOG
B: MUTT
C: PUP
or
D. ROBO
"B," I replied.
"Are you 100% sure?"
"Um Huh," I shouted.
"You just won 25000 clicks!"

~~~~~~~~~~~

(don't forget i'm still a miunifig)

[Legodac]

WOW, very cool, I love this story, it's got everything, love AND lego, well done.

First place to lionytai, 7 animals on the way....

                              Weekly short story contest #13 BEGINS NOW

[LordVaderRulez]

             "Ring!" the alarm went off in my bedroom as I, a secret goverment agent, got up an early morning in Lego City.  I went into my closet put on my jacket, grabbed my gun, and headed out the door of my apartment. I walked down the rainy streets of lego city untill I reached the "Brick Bistro". I walked inside the building orded a coffee and sat down. I watched tv. They were showing a rerun of some show when suddently a breaking news report popped up on the screen.
"Good morning this LordVaderRulez with a breaking news report." said the reporter "Goverments officials have just been notified that a cargo ship off of lego city has been taken over by a group know as the "Inferno". Lego coast guard crews are scrambling to stop the inferno henchmen from taking over the ship, but the coastguard appears to be out numbered. We will keep you updated on this story as it happens."
Just right after that my phone went off, I picked up and flipped open phone so I could see the screen. It was my boss.
"I suppose you've heard what's happened at sea?"
"Yes I have." I repplied.
"Good. I'm going to need you to take out those inferno leaders. DO you think you will be able to do it?"
"Of course, sir" I said. "I'll just need a crew to help  me."
"I'll take our of that. Just meet me at the seaport around sevenish." My boss said. "Just make sure know one's with you."

[lionytai]

Question 6 The glatorian arena


I was really lucky on this question, you know. The answer was what just happened the day before the contest. The arena, the glatorian arena , had finally come out! I waited so long that i almost died!
I was the 1734865346th in line. We had to put on glatorian costumes ans fight wit real ones. The peopel in front of me all failed, so it was my turn. I ran into the court, slashed gresh, boiled tarix, cooled down malum, melted strakk, burnt vorox, and heavy slammed skrall. i was the  first to beat all thje glatorians

"Unbielive able!" cried Legodac. "To the DVD."
~~~
"Are you smart, lionytai. Here's the next question. Ths will be a very easy one, if you are fashionable.
Question 6: who is the last glaotrian you beat at the glatorian arena?
is it
A    skrall
B   strakk
C    vorox
or
D    gresh?"

"A," I replied.

"Congrats! yuo have just won 50000

[Legodac]

This week I'm awarding 1st to LVR and 2nd to Lionytai, thanks for entering

                             Weekly short story contest #14 BEGINS NOW