LOLZ.. it was over 20 posts before anyone figured it out...
Now I'm glad about my mom prevents me from playing for a certain amount of time. If there is a very good moment, then I'll just photograph it instead of leaving it to my memory.
The odd part here is that I can easily memorize my parent's, but not mine.

Even so, at least 98% of my memory is devoted to my life.
I don't even know my own cell phone number. I never have seen it anywhere.
But anyone who I'd ever have any reason to call does, so I'm happy.
Edit: Waitaminute, this is just an article from The Onion. It's fake! It's a joke!
-Canama