General/Random Discussion Topic

[Teddy3333]

CHEESe, FOOLEd By! HELp xcheesE! WhatEvER Bubbo

[Teresa Lisbon]

A great big squash just sat upon his hat. A great big enormous squash squished his hat real flat. He squashed his hat, he made it flat, he squished his snack, oh what of thaaaaaaaaaaat?!

[mtmerrick]

what of that? that's weird that's what of that. =P

[Teresa Lisbon]

This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
He will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo!!!!!!!!!

[mtmerrick]

um.... o_O *backs away*

[Teresa Lisbon]

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[mtmerrick]

you're making me laugh IRL xD

[Teresa Lisbon]

Chicken!
Kung Pow
Chicken!
Mongolian
Chicken!
Sweet and sour
Chicken!
Cashew
Chicken!
Do the moo shoo
moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo
Do the moo shoo
Pork!
Mandarin
Pork!
Barbeque
Pork!
Sweet and sour
Pork!
Spicy shreded
Pork!
Pork
Do the tofu
to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo
STOP!
Break a fourtune cookie.
Beware of grape with wooden mallet.
Aint that the truth.

[mtmerrick]

xD

Beware of grape with wooden mallet.

[Teresa Lisbon]

Some love horses,
and some love cattle.
Some love leading
their troops into battle.
But me, I'm not like that,
I find that stuff ..... yucky.
I'd much rather stay
in my tub with my ducky!
Because I love my duck!

[mtmerrick]

if you start singing rubber duckie, i swear i'll scream. XD

[Teresa Lisbon]

Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

[mtmerrick]

*screams*

[Teresa Lisbon]

If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.

If my lips said Adios,
I don't like you, I think you're gross.
That'd be too bad, I might get mad.

If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
That'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.

[mtmerrick]

what the heck o_O

[Teresa Lisbon]

Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boy
and his cebu's ... a song about a little boy and his three cebu's ... the
little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a
hippo!

Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!
Cebu!
Boy is riding with cebu
Boy is riding with cebu
Into town in his canoe
Into town in his canoe
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Can't see boy and three cebus
Can't see boy and three cebus
Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Tries to tell the other two
Tries to tell the other two
Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm
mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm-
hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

[mtmerrick]

what is a cebu?

[Teresa Lisbon]

Cebu's!

[mtmerrick]

oooooooooooooookay then. =P

[Teresa Lisbon]

"We're Vikings!"

We're Vikings, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever we go, pillaging happily
We're Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
And a giant screen TV to boot?
A Viking's life for me!
Yo ho!

We're Vikings, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever they go, pillaging happily
We're Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
(this is my life as a Viking wife)
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
(we have to admit that it's rife with strife)
And a giant screen TV to boot?
(but that's the lot we got, when married we)
The terrors of the sea!
(we married Vikings)
A Viking life for me!

"Look Olaf"

Look, Olaf! There's a fish, with a pretty little circle on the bottom of the
backside of his fin!
Look, Olaf, there's another, and another, and another!
And the little one has got a funny grin!
Look, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf! Way down underneath the water, it's the biggest
fish I think I've ever seen!
It's got blue and purple stripes, orange and yellow markings, and a
dorsal fin that's iridescent green!

Look, Olaf! There's a turtle and he's wearing pink pajamas and he's got
a cowboy hat upon his lid!
Look Olaf, very close, you'll see he's riding on a llama and he's chasing down that herd of giant
squid!
Look Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
There's a hippo dancing with a bear
Look, Olaf, there's an ostrich
There's a mermaid
There's a bunny!
Please, Olaf, look anywhere but ---

Olaf: I don't see anything . . . what?

--- but there.