Trijhak
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In that case, Blade, I hereby suddenly discover for no discernible reason that you are the chosen one of a currently unknown object. You are now obligated to follow the overused cliche of being the reluctant hero that you so obviously are, in a team, being self-depreciating at any cost, at one point costing your team the life of one of its members, thus causing them to blame you and causing them to dismiss the entire chosen one shenanigans until you inevitably redeem yourself, then reuniting with your team and putting a big stop to the big bad, who is then revealed to be the team member you supposedly caused the death of, when in reality it was a stunt to make you look bad all along, and so as it happens you and he are the only two intelligent members of your team because the others can't tell if things are fake to save their lives, and then you do the inevitable epic dual with the big bad, only to find out that, in another alarming revelation, that the big bad is your future self, corrupted by his own feelings of glory from your inevitable defeating of him, at which point you defeat him and then you start getting corrupted by your own feelings of glory from your defeat of him, so the defeated, furthest-along version of you guides your good-past self against him from behind a veil of shadows, and then you find out this was all orchestrated by the bigger bad, who happens to be the very person who told you that you were chosen in the first place. Then you find the object you are the chosen of, and you wield it with great power, and find out the bigger bad can split into five, and including you, there happens to be five members on your team, so the entire epic saga of THE BLADEMAN ends with a 5v5 battle, in which three members of your team die and the bigger bad is killed... or is he? dun dun dun
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