Oh no, it will be much more interesting than that. >=D
EDIT: It's he-ere. =D
Chapter Five: Desert BattleKiina, Ackar, Mata Nui and Click are riding through the desert on their Thornatus-Metus: CARJACKERS! THEY GOT AWAY!! *runs to meet up with the Bone Hunters* They went that way...
Director: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF THE SCREEN! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL THE AWFUL TRUTH UNTIL CHAPTER 7!
Metus: Err, that's what I would say if I was Metus...but I'm actually...um...some random Ice Agori.
Director: >_<
-but as they get further in, Ackar grows tense.Ackar: I don't like this!
Click: Well duh. Aren't you reading the narration?
Ackar: This is the perfect place for an ambush.
Kiina: Please. Even Bone Huners wouldn't be crazy enough to chase THREE Glatorian. And if it came to it, we could throw Mata Nui and his beetle to them and floor it.
Mata Nui and Click:
Kiina: Why do you even keep that beetle around? Is it your pet?
Click: This "it" has a gender.
Kiina: What do you call him? Click?
Mata Nui: Yes, that is a fitting name...I shall call him Micheal!
Kiina:
Mata Nui: Alright, Click works...
Click: What, I don't have a say in naming myself??
Taco: Well it's not like babies name themselves.
Click: ...you calling me a baby? YOU CALLIN' ME A BABY!?
Taco: What does it mean when he makes those clicking noises?
Director: I don't know. But it's so darn cute.
Click: YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ME!?
Taco: Of course we can't.
Click: Then why did you just-
Taco: I mean, that's what I'd say if I had any clue what he was saying. I wonder if he just makes those clicks randomly? His brain is so tiny...
Click: >_<
Ackar: They're getting bolder! Skrall too! In the past months they seem to know our every move.
Mata Nui: When an enemy knows too much it can only mean one thing: a traitor!
Ackar: I was thinking the same thing: It must mean they have a personal trainer.
Mata Nui: NO, I SAID
TRAITOR!
Ackar: Whaaaat?? I can't here you over this doggone wind.
Mata Nui: So, I wonder who it could be...*everyone stares at Click*
Click: What? Why's everyone staring? Why are you getting out that shoooe? Sweet mama, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT ROLLED UP MAGAZINE?!?
Mata Nui: *takes rolled up magazine*
Click: *braces*
Mata Nui: *throws magazine onto the road, and about 10 seconds later, a Rock Steed trips on it, promptly faceplanting itself into the sand and flinging its rider towards a rock wall*
Ackar: I told you they know our every move.
Bone Hunter: Don't pick your nose Ackar, the camera is about to turn to you!
Cameraman and Ackar: O_O He's a psychic!
Kiina: Hang on tight! *floors it* *throwes dummies that look like Mata Nui and Click behind them* I told you it would help to bring Gata Rui and Slick along. =D
Bone Hunters: *fire Thornaxes at the foursome*
Kiina: Um, guys? I think we have a bigger problem! Look!
Skopio rises out of the sand, somehow being able to hide down there so long.Skopio: *Screech*
No wait, that didn't come out right. *growl* Wait, one more time. *ROOOOOAR* Much better.
Kiina: ...Aagh! Spider! Hold me Gresh!
Skopio: *facepalm* I'm a *due to lifting up one if his legs to facepalm, Skopio falls over* Ouchie.
Ackar: Ok, I have a plan...*grabs Taco*
Taco: Wait, what are you doi-aah! *Ackar throws Taco up onto the controls of Skopio* Muwhaha. I AM IN CONTROL! *fires Thornax laucher at the Bone Hunters* *evil laugh* BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Director: This is why I never leave Taco alone with the microwave.
With the Bone Hunters all blown up, Taco proceeds to use Skopio to knock over the Thornatus.Taco: Surrender to me, lower-priced vehicles and canister sets!
Mata Nui: I have an idea. You two, get to the chariot.
Click: I don't really think Sahmad will want to hand over the Baranus V7. Unless of course you were referring to the Thornatus, which is nowhere near the definition of a chariot.
Mata Nui: *climbs up Skopio's leg*
Skopio: Whoa, whoa, hands off the merchandise, bub!
Mata Nui: Surrender, Taco. And get off of the Skopio. *click transforms into a shield, and Mata Nui is fully armed*
Taco: Oh, bring it on, old man! *Taco levitates into the air, and a sword that seems to be made of hot sauce forms in his hands*
Mata Nui: YOU CAN FLY?! What is the Taco place you work at FEEDING you?!
Takua: Oh, I can do much more than fly and generate a flaming sword in my hand. *uses heat to damage the Scarabax Shield*
Click: Ouch! IT BURNS!!!
Mata Nui: Thankfully, Click is in shield form, so he feels no pain at all. =)
Taco's heat sword suddenly materializes into an actual sword.Taco: *swings sword*
Mata Nui: *blocks with shield*
Taco: *knocks Scarabax Shield into the wall*
Click: Ouuuch.
Taco: *knocks MN's sword away* Concede. Yield to me, and this goes no further.
Mata Nui: Wrong chapter. =P
Taco: Now meet the fate of the defeated!
Mata Nui: ...and that line was from a Bionicle Comic.
As Taco prepares to deal Mata Nui the finishing blow, Kiina floors it on the Thornatus, and she and Ackar zoom away.
What will happen next?? Tune in next time to...Chapter 51/2!!...which will be up later.
