Chapter 7: The CaveDirector: These chapters are getting lamer and lamer names.
Zesk: W..ll, ...m...t...b...sy...t...c..m.
..p...w...th...g...d...n...m.
.s. *typetypetype*
Meanwhile in the Kingdom Ultimate DimensionPrevious Director: I can't believe this has all happened...Taco has taken over a dimension, and I'm the only one who can stop him. I was lucky to escape those webs unmutated...I guess I
am a hideous freak. -_-
Various Vahki designed by Taco: Surrender, or we will be forced to use our Staffs of Incineration to...
Previous Director: To what?
Vahki: ...Incinerate you. The title is sort of obvious. I mean, what did you think they did, make you cookies?!
Another Vahki: Vahki V089 to Emporer Tacotine-we have isolated the rebel. Awaiting your arrival and orders.
Emporer Tacotine: Preparing to arrive. I will personally destroy the Previous Director. Keep him busy until I arrive.
Back to the Secret Lab of the Great BeingsGresh: Um, well, you are debating over whether to save my life. So you actually DO care that I'm dy-*Gresh dies*
Kiina: NOO!
Director: Don't worry, I planned ahead for this. I was sure at least a few actors would die in this movie. So, I cloned all of you about an hour ago. We have a perfect clone of Gresh right here, injured and everything. *Gresh's clone lays down on the table*
Gresh (clone, to be referred to henceforth simply as Gresh): Still dying here.
Berix: C'mon, I can help him?
Ackar: ...very well.
Kiina: What if he's the traitor?
Ackar: Then he'll pay. There's a $250,000 fine for betraying any village.
Kiina: O_____O That's more money than all of the money on Bara Magna.
Ackar: I know. Stupid inflation...
Mata Nui stares at a huge door....thing in front of him.Mata Nui: What lies beyond here?
Kiina: Dunno. I doubt anything "lies" beyond there, though. I mean, why would there be anything beyond there that lies? There's nothing alive in there, most likely. So there's no way something in there could be dishonest.
Mata Nui:
Kiina: Anyway...I've never been able to get it open.
Berix: Neither have I.
Kiina: Just focus on what you're doing, theif.
Berix: Collector. And if I was even focusing to start with, I wouldn't be on Gresh's 18th clone by now.
Director: The 18th and FINAL. So don't mess this up.
Berix: *fiddles with some sort of vine*
Gresh: Can I have my windpipe back now?? *gaaaasp*
Mata Nui: *Walks up to wall*
Suddenly, The Mask of Life and and Wall start glowing. Everyone raises their weapon, except for Gresh and Berix, who for some reason have no weapons.Mata Nui: It opened....
Ackar: You really need to see a doctor for that schizophrenia of yours.
Click: Duuude, I've told him that like a million times.
Mata Nui, Click, Ackar and Kiina walk in.Mata Nui: Hm...this writing supports my theory...the Great Beings are indeed illiterate, or at least were at some point.
Kiina: Great Beings? Great Destroyers is more like it.
Mata Nui: Why do you speak against the Great Beings with a line that was supposed to be used in the last chapter?
Kiina: Because this *points at the chamber* was Bara Magna before the Great Beings came along and ruined us.
Me: What? I forget lines sometimes. I don't have the DVD, so it's not like I can watch it wheneva I want. But I didn't want those lines to go to waste. =P
Ackar: You do not know that Kiina. The Great Beings could have just as easily fallen here.
Mata Nui: No, that did not happen. They probably sat down here. *gasp* It cannot be.
Ackar: What't wrong? You look like you've just seen a a ghost, whatever that is.
Mata Nui: Technically, there are Nyrah Ghosts, but, um...oh forget it. Not far from it. *points at drawing of a giant robot on the wall*
Ackar and Kiina: *gasp*
Mata Nui: A robot, much like the one I used to use to rule over my ppl...
Click: Um, actually, I'm pretty sure that IS the robot you used to be. Get your facts straight.
For someunknowm reason, they leave the room without doing anything else.
Outside, two Bone Hunters are standing around. Fero: Why am I partnered? It said very clearly in Raid on Vulcanus I hate sharing. I'd prefer to just loot everything I see.
Other Bone Hunter: I'm just here to be an extra. Although I thought we all got killed by that psycho guy in a Taco costume and that huge Scorpion thing.
Ackar: *bangs their heads together, knocking them unconcious*
Mata Nui: ...Aren't those helmets supposed to prevent that from happening??
Ackar: Who caaares?
Kiina: You OK Gresh?
sweetie? 
Gresh: Yup, thanks to Berix and Dr. Dollitle. And, on an unrelated note, I really should get petition for Tajun to improve their helathcare. I mean, what kind of idiot sets up the city to only have ONE hospital, and a guy who's good at fixing things?
Metus: Wait, I thought the Director said the awful truth that I was the traitor to all of the villages was going to be revealed in this chapter. What happened to me coming out of nowhere and saying that?
Director: >__<
