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Chapter 8: Ride to TeseraDirector: You know, being a Director is kind of lame. It was funnier when the old Director was in charge...for some reason...*leaves* Zesk, you're in charge of the movie until I return.
Zesk: *typetypetype*
Mata Nui: So, how are you doing Gresh?
Gresh: Fine, thanks to Berix and duct tape.
Berix: But mostly duct tape. *pokes some of the tape on Gresh* The wound under there should heal in 4-6 years.
Gresh: Don't you mean 4-6 months?
Berix-nah. Time goes slowly on Bara Magna. How else could Ackar be so old?
Ackar: *disintegrates*
Turaga Dume: *uses Mask of Regeneration*
Ackar: Thanks. But aren't you supposed to be in the Coliseum?
Dume: *throwes smoke pellet onto the ground in front of him* *when the smoke clears, he is gone*
Mata Nui: Thank you all for your help. But it is time we parted ways.
Master Shifu: No, Master Oogway! Don't go!
Mata Nui:
Gresh: You're leaving us?
Kiina: Yeah, you're leaving
us? *stares at Gresh dreamily*
Gresh: Wait, aren't you supposed to be in love with the fire character?
Kiina: Nah, that's ridiculous. Why would I like a guy who shoots fire from his hands?
Gali and Nokama: D=
Gresh: But why are you leaving?
Mata Nui: Because Kiina is love-crazy, you're a wimpy fighter, Ackar is an old fart and I'm not even taking a chance on Berix.
Berix: I can fix that robot you'll be using in '10.
Deep-voiced guy: ...Featuring The Mata Nuis and their giant robot. This Madden is
the Madden. Madden '10. E. A. Sports. 'ts in the game.
Mata Nui: I'm sorry. But Click and I must continue our quest.
Click: Duuuude, I'm just coming along because you killed my sister.
Mata Nui: No, Click.
I AM your sister!
Click: Nooooooooo!
Zesk: C....n...w....c...t....d..wn.
..n...th...p..p...c..lt...r..
.r...f..r..nc..s...pl...s..?
Click: *grunt* Fine. Wait, how did you understand me, Mata Nui?
Mata Nui: Click, I've spent like what, 7 chapters with you? I'm starting to understand your language by now. Even though your language consists of making the same noise over and over and over again.
Kiina: Great. A ditcher AND a Beetle whisperer. And he's my only hope for getting out of here.
Click: SPECIESIST AND RACIST! SPECIESIST AND RACIST!!
Kiina: Not to mention he has that psychotic beetle.
Ackar: Guys, can we focus on the story here? We're eating up time and we haven't even gotten to the part of the story that involves the title of the chapter.
Kiina: Fine.
Ackar: Mata Nui, I've seen you fight. You're not ready.
Mata Nui: Actually, you were unconcious when I dealt with Strakk, and you were miles away when I fought a giant Scorpion and a mutated Taco Deliveryman. So no, you haven't seen me fight.
Ackar: >_< Look...stay with me and I'll teach you everything I know.
Mata Nui: I've watched Toa Helryx, Hydraxxon, Axxon, Brutaka, The Toa Mata, The Toa Metru, the list goes on. I've learned more than you will ever show me. And besides, what if you charge me for the lessons?
Gresh: Yeah, you're a pretty selfish guy Ackar. You have all those shields, but you haven't donated any of them to charity.
Ackar: I'm doing this for Mata Nui. No one else.
Onewa: Heeeey...where have I heard that line before?
Mata Nui: Fine, I'll stay with you. But what do you want out of this?
Kiina: A new world.
Berix: Respect.
Ackar: To help a friend.
Gresh: A new weapon. My old one is shredded.
Click: You mean that cool, good-condition weapon you're using right there? You know, in Comics 1, 2 and 3, you had the green twin swords you'll be getting later in the chapter. What happened to those? And really? SHREDDED? *calls the grammar police*
Mata Nui: What am I supposed to do? Do I LOOK like I'm made of money?
Click: No, you look like you're made of some cheap yellowish material that lego transforms into gold when rendering you in CGI.
Ackar: Wait...your mask! Couldn't you do to our weapons what you did to Click and the stinger tail?
Mata Nui: Make them fat, ugly and immoblile?
Ackar: No, make them awesome weapons!
Click: Technically, only the tail was a weapon.
Mata Nui: No. I don't understand the workings of the mask-
Berix: Use Biosector01. It's very helpful.
Mata Nui: But I think it only works on things that are...or were alive.
Berix: No problem. Most Glatorian weapons are made of Bone or Claw.
Mata Nui: Where did you guys get cloth out here?
Berix: I said "claw".
Mata Nui: Ah. It sounded like cloth.
Kiina: That a little collector fact, Thief?
Berix: No, it's a Biosector01 fact. =)
Mata Nui: Alright...Ackar, give me your sword.
Ackar: *hands Mata Nui his sword*
Mata Nui: *touches it up against his mask*
Ackar: *gasp* He has the Midas touch! No wonder he's made of gold!
*takes weapon* *points into air* *huge ray of fire shoots into the air*
Click: Is that a jet engine or a sword?
After a lot of arguing, pop culture referencesand cameo appearences, the gang gets started on their ride to Tesera.Gresh: Oh come on, I've got these EPIC Elemental powers, but you guys won't let me test 'em out.
Ackar: Patience is the first step to becoming a great Glatorian.
Gresh: I thought steroids were.
Ackar: That's the key to becoming a 21st Century Glatorian. We're in like our 100th Century or something.
Kiina: *blasts a giant rock which explodes into a bunch of other rocks*
Manny: Kiina thwoed water at big wock.
The rock lands in front of the Thornatus. Kiina hits the...floor and the car comes to a stop.Ackar: Why don't these things have electric motors, anyway? Suuuure, the MANAS get motors, but when we start making REAL vehicles...
But you should be more careful with them powers y'got there.
Bohrok-Kal: Yes. They might run out inconveniently...
Kiina: This coming from a guy who almost got killed by a surprise attack. =P
Ackar: -_- Anyway...I think this'd be a good time for your first lesson, Mata Nui. Now tell me, what direction will that bird in the sky next turn to?
Berix: Wait, since when do we have birds?
Mata Nui: Don't know don't care.
Ackar: Correct! *fires Thornax at the bird* *the bird plummets to the ground* You avoided a pointless lesson. Here is your reward. *kicks bird over to him*
After some...Turkey Sandwiches, Ackar and Kiina face off with the powers of Fire and Water.Gresh: *fires blast of wind which somehow blows away the elemental powers but leaves Kiina and Ackar untouched* I guess I blow you all away! Get it? Blow?
Click and Berix: Laaaaame.
Gresh: >_>
The five arrive in Tesera without incident. Bye Bye Babylon or some other song plays.Mata Nui: Where is this music coming from?
Click and Gresh: Who cares? I love this song!
Kiina: Me too!
Gresh: Oh wait, never mind. I hate this song.
Kiina: Me too.
EDIT: Rest of Chapter is up!
