Bionicle: The Legend Reborn spoof

[Ddude The Insane]

I would probably call  the Scarabax Shield something a little more colorful than "unique" xP

BTW, Tuma Battle won't be up until next week. I am doing a special Christmas Spoof in this topic...featuring Stronius, Gresh and Kiina. And a few ghosts. =D It'll be up on Saturday, along with a few Christmas song spoofs. =P

[uraw911]

Chapter 10: Kidnapped

Looky, I remebered the tag.

Oooh, Patrick! Wait, Metus is the traitor?! And I'm not into the LoZ so what's a Like-like?

[Ddude The Insane]

Chapter 10: Kidnapped

Looky, I remebered the tag.

Oooh, Patrick! Wait, Metus is the traitor?! And I'm not into the LoZ so what's a Like-like?

A like-like is a verry annoying LoZ enemy that eats your shield. =P

I hope everyone enjoys my Bionicle Christmas Special...it'll be big. Very big. And very funny. =D

[B~T]

3 ghosts?

Is there going to be a Christmas Carol reference...?

Who's going to be Scrooge? Stronius?

XD

[Ddude The Insane]

3 ghosts?

Is there going to be a Christmas Carol reference...?

Who's going to be Scrooge? Stronius?

XD

O______O

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!

Yes, it's a Bionicle Christmas Carol. How you guessed that Stronius was Scrooge (besides the fact that it stars him) is beyond me.

[uraw911]

It's kinda obvious, since Gresh nor Kiina is grumpy. Can't wait! =D

A like-like is a verry annoying LoZ enemy that eats your shield. =P

Oh... that's also the name of a street here. Like like.

[Ddude The Insane]

Street...? You mean IRL, or around the forum?

Yep, it'll be awesome. It will be divided into 6 parts, each one coming a few hours after the last. With the two songs squeezed in between. =P

[uraw911]

IRL, but I don't live anywhere near it.

=D I hope the songs will be good.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Like-likes aren't annoying with a Biggoron's Sword unless you're in the shadow section of the Ganon's Tower. They go down in one hit. =P

[The Truth]

for some reason, Like-Likes always scare me...
anyway, great chapter!

[Ddude The Insane]

Ok guys, looks I'm booked Saturday, IRL...

which means a Bionicle Christmas Carol will be getting out up in bits and pieces until New Year's!

Yeah, Like-likes are a bit...creepy.

[The Truth]

especially the sounds they make when they try to eat you...
*shudders*

[Ddude The Insane]

It's time for...A Bionicle Christmas Carol. Part 1.

Tuma was dead. If Stronius knew one thing, he knew that Tuma was dead. He was Tuma's sole mourner, sole...well, he was really the only person who cared about Tuma. After the events of 30,000 years ago, when the fight between Mata Nui and Teridex ended in a tie, it was pretty much every man for himself. Stronius, the one person who used to follow Tuma loyally, stuck with him after the Cactalysm.

He and Tuma had stuck together to survive. With the citizens of the Matoran Universe needing a new home, and the harsh wasteland of Bara Magna being their only new home, the world was left overpopulated and underesourced. Stronius had taken in Tuma, and with the mineral mine Tuma knew about, they struck it rich while others suffered.

Gresh sat at his tiny desk, scribbling things that were too trivial for his boss to handle. Stronius' nephew, Branar, knocks at the door.

Branar: Uncle, it's me! Can you let me in?

Stronius: May I see some identification please?

Branar: ...how can you see it if you can't see me?

Stronius: Not my problem.

Branar: I just wanted to invite you to my Christmas party...

Stronius: Christmas? Christmas is a waste of resources in a world without enough resources to feed 10 Glatorian.

Branar: Oh come on uncle, why not? I picked out a wonderful, giant Sand Bat big enough for the whole family!

Stronius: Gresh, could you please execute order 66?

Gresh: *sigh* *opens door* Sorry Branar...I honestly don't know how one could loathe Christmas as much as your Uncle.

Stronius hits a button on his desk, and the top flips over, revealing a turret loaded with several dozen Thornaxes. Stronius grabs the controls and starts firing.

Gresh: MY BACK!! *falls over writhing in pain*

Stronius: ...oh, right, you were still standing in the doorway. Heh. *fires at Branar*

Branar: *runs away*

Gresh works at his desk, looking tense. He finally works up the courage to ask his boss what's been eating at him for hours.

Gresh: Mr. Stronius, I was wonder if I could have-

Stronius: NO.

Gresh: ...Don't you want to know what I want?

Stronius: NO.

Gresh: I just wanted to have Christmas off...with pay...

Stronius: Bwahahahahaha!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! Oooh, that's hilarious. You wanting ME to give you a day off. And without pay. Bwhahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Gresh: ...how about without pay?

Stronius: So you want to start working for free?

Gresh: No, but-

Stronius: One more work out of you and you won't have anything to be merry about this Christmas.

Gresh: .........*keeps scribbling*

Two Agori come to the door. One is carrying a sign that say "Toa Underfed and Undercaredfor. The other is wearing a top hat.

Agori #1: Sir, I'm sorry to burden you on Christmas Eve, but-

Stronius: Then don't.

Agori #1: ...If I could just ask for a tiny donation...the Toa have been in such rough shape since the War-

Stronius: I NEVER WANT TO HEAR OF THAT HORRIBLE WAR AGAIN. *lumbers up to the Two Agori* Humbug. *sends them both flying with his cane/club*

The clock strikes 6.

Gresh: Well, I'll be off to my home now.

Stronius: You're not to be ONE MINUTE late tommorow. 5 A.M. sharp.

Gresh (sadly): Yes sir. *leaves*

Stronius: The nerve of some people...begging for stuff for nothing in return. This world is barely pulling through and people want to start wasting what little they have because it's "tradition". What ever happened to-you know what, I'm just going to go sit in the corner of my room and mumble to myself about how terrible things have gotten.

Stronius walks-you know, "lumbers" is kind of a more accurate word. Stronius lumbers home to his large home where Roxtus used to be.

Stronius: *notices the Knocker is in the shape of Tuma's head* Goodness! It looks just like Tuma!! ...Oh wait, it's always been like that. This used to be Tuma's house. Now, if only my keys would fit...curse my lack of apposable thumbs. >_<

After eventually just knocking the door down out of frustration, he takes of his coat.

Stronius: GOOD GRIEF I'M NAKED!! O_O

Me: Yeah...Bionicles don't wear clothes. Although for some reason Turaga Dume wore that robe...ah well.

Stronius goes up the stairs to his room and turns off all the lights. He grabs a chair and sits in the corner.

Stronius: Grumble...tight....grumble... .ridiculous...grumble...

He hears a clattering coming from his door.

Stronius: Anyone? Burgalars? People worried about the sound of my door crashing down?

Several heavy boxes are thrown into the room, with chains attached to them. Finally, after this over-dramatized scene, Tuma...lumbers in.

Stronius: Tu-tu-tu-tuma?!

Tuma: No, I'm Taylor Swift. OF COURSE I'M TUMA!!

Stronius: Wh-what are you wearing.

Tuma: Nothing. O_O

Stronius: Now, those chains.

Tuma: These chains are made of the bones of all the enemies I destroyed. These large...square thingies are are made of iron. The balls attached to my chains are forged out of the skulls of the enemies I crushed.

Stronius: R-r-r-r-rea-l-l-l-ly!?

Tuma: Nah, I just thought it would sound cool.

Tuma:

[Ddude The Insane]

No comments?

Well, time to put up...

the chapter you've been waiting for...

Chapter 11: Tuma Battle
In The Toa Empire Universe...

Carl: Sir, since we're surronded by evil Toa...and they have our Kanohi, there's something I need to tell you.

Director: What is it?

Carl: I use my copy of your script to unclog my toilet.

Director: ...Just for that, my full rage has been unleashed. I am not going to die. Your llife, however, may be in question when this whole mess is over.

Carl: Meep.

Director: Hey, Kopaka? You want a drink? How about a little Falcon PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!! *punchs Kopaka into oblivion*

Carl: Good work sir! *grabs Kanohi Olmak* Let's go back to our world!

Taco: Fools! You cannot escape!! *jumps off the drill and lunges for them, but is just short*

Carl: So long, Taco!!

Taco: Aaaaaaaah!!!! *Gets sucked into the drill*

Vahki: *take Taco's remains* Must....pull....Ridley...on.. .Taco. Must...Repair...Master.

Mata Nui arrives in Roxtus. Various Skrall and Vorox stare at him.

Vorox: He looks delicious...that's the best...golden brown chicken wing I've ever seen...

Mata Nui: Wait, I thought Chapter 11 was a part of bankruptcy.

Zesk: Stick to the script, please.

Kiina: This is all your fault.

Berix: Not really.

Kiina: That cave was my private place...the one place I could get away from it all.

Berix: Hey, if either of us needs to get away from the world, it's me.

Kiina: It's my cave.

Berix: Sharing is caring.

Kiina: I don't care about you.

Berix: OUCH.

Kiina: Alright fine, we can "share" the cave.

Berix: Look, it's Mata Nui!!

Kiina: Is he-

Berix: Yup, alone.

Kiina: He's dead. D-E-A-D. Dead.

Tuma: Well, well, the coward has come for a battle.

Mata Nui: Are you willing to fight me alone? Or are you the true coward?

Tuma: NO ONE CALLS TUMA A COWARD! I WILL FIGHT YOU ALONE!

Mata Nui: Heheh. Sucker.

Tuma: I'm going to enjoy tearing that fancy mask off your face after I kill you.

Mata Nui: Actually, taking off the mask would kill me again. You're going to kill me twice? Talk about thorough.

Tuma: Are you ready to Duel, Mata Nui?

Mata Nui: Yes. And I'll start by summoning my Winged Kuriboh card!

Tuma: Wrong kind of duel!

Mata Nui: Alright. If you're not a coward, are you willing to let me choose our type of battle?

Tuma: Um....sure.

Mata Nui: Then I choose....a Dance-off! Whoever scores the highest on this dancing video game wins!

Me: The plague of dance is coming...

Mata Nui: You can start.

Tuma: *dancez hard on the arcade-style dancing game* Oh yeah, I am good! *slips up and falls on his back* Aaagh!!

Machine: Your final score is...7023.

Tuma: I *grunt* have this one in the bag. Heheh.

Mata Nui: *starts dancing*

Tuma: Oh my...he's good....he keeps getting excellents...Oh My Goodness....hez over 9000!!!

Mata Nui: I win.

Tuma: Erm..I want a rematch!!

Mata Nui: Wii Sports Resort Swordplay?

Tuma: How about real-life Sword Fighting?

Mata Nui: Dude, that's dangerous.

Tuma: You have a point there.

One Minute Later...

Tuma: Alright, so you beat me in SwordPlay, too. That doesn't prove anything.

Mata Nui: O RLY???

Tuma: Yes RLY.

Mata Nui: Oh. Ok then. How about we fight for real?

Tuma: I thought you said that was dangerous?

Mata Nui: If I can beat you in a game, I can beat you now.

Kiina: No he can't.

Tuma: Alright. LET'S GO!!! *knocks him over*

Mata Nui: Heeeeey. *gets up*

Tuma: *knocks over*

Mata Nui: HEEEEEEEEEY. *gets up*

Tuma: *knocks over*

Mata Nui: HEEEEEEEEEY!!!! *gets up*

Berix: He's getting destroyed. I can't watch. *covers eye-things*

Tuma: Did this weakling, think he could conquer Tuma in any non-video game-related way??

Mata Nui: *notices the spot on Tuma's back that got hurt when he fall back* *stabs*

Tuma: OOOUCH!!! *falls over*

Mata Nui: That was easy. *pokes Tuma* You oka-

Tuma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! WRAPPED IN PAIN!!!!! *dies*

Mata Nui: I thought this was a kid's movie.

Metus: *claps mockingly* Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, we-

Mata Nui: Well, what??

Metus: ...

Kiina: It was you!!

Metus: Yep. It was a move of genius-

Berix: Actually, it was a move of fear. Just check Biosector01.

Metus: ...ugh. Fine. I'm the traitor. Whoop-dy-do. I'm in charge of the Skrall now, etc, etc. Skrall, get him.

Suddenly, on the horizon, there's a giant purple Malum it swings its claws but doesn't actually hit anything.

Various Skrall: RUN FROM THE THING WITH THE BAD AIM!!!!

Metus: No, don't run!! Attack!!

Stronius: Dude, we don't answer to you. According to EotS, I'm actually supposed to kill you if Tuma dies.

Metus: O__O *runs to his Thornatus V9, which he somehow got back*

Mata Nui: *chases him*

Metus: You two! Stop him.

Stronius Clones: Wait, weren't we supposed to kill you?

Metus: Too late. *floors it*

Mata Nui: *pwns the clones*

Metus: Haw haw haw. He'll never catch meh now. Waaaaaht!?

Two Vorox jump into the road.

Metus: Out of my way!! It's not going to look good on my driving record if I run over two Vorox.

Vorox: Yes, we find your "If the beasts die, so be it" Comment that wasn't' in this script, but in the actual movie. *flip over the Thornatus*

Mata Nui: *grabs Metus by the neck*

Metus: Wait, no! We can make a deal!! I can give you whatever you want!

Mata Nui: I have what I want. *presses his mask up against Metus* Now, to expose you for what you really are!

Metus: No, please!! Don't turn me into a Deku Scrub!!

Mata Nui: This is the Mask of Life, not Majora's Mask.

Metus: Oh, OK. Knock yourself out, then.

Metus is transformed into a snake.

Tuma: *comes back to life* I knew he was a serpent. *dies again*

Metus: You may have defeated meeeeee....but you'll never defeat my army....even though "my" army is supposed to kill me...*slithers away*

Mata Nui: *returns*

Suddenly, a great Battle Party of Agori and Glatorian come to join the fight.

Mata Nui: Oh sure, wait until after I've defeated Tuma.

Raanu: Heh, heh.

Kiina: But the monster-

Mata Nui: I think we have seen the true power of unity.

The Scarabax Malum falls apart-wait, how did they get the eyes to glow like that??

Ackar and Gresh: *walk over to Mata Nui, Kiina and Berix*

Gresh: Kiina, I was so worried. *Kiina and Gresh make out over in the corner*

Ackar: Young lo-well actually, Kiina's like 100,000 years old.  You've done well, friend. Now, let's handle those Skrall.

Kiina and Gresh finish their buisness.

Kiina: *hands Berix a Saw Blade Shield*

Berix: Really? I can keep it? No one's ever..given me something before. They always chase me with pitchforks and torches and I have to run away screaming.

Kiina: You can keep it. Assuming you make it out alive. >=D

Berix:


Yep, there'll be one more Chapter..oh yeah, and Metus' Revenge.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Nice. xD And nice reference to the party. =P

And to quote B~T...

"You play Yu-Gi-Oh?"

[Ddude The Insane]

I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh. Not anymore.

Yeah, I've developed a love of the Falcon Puuuuuuuuuuuunch lately.

[uraw911]

Yay! I like the *pwns the clones*

Tuma was really off.

[Ddude The Insane]

Ok, first off, I'd like to apologize for neglecting this topic lately.

Next, I'm sorry to report that I won't be following through on the Bionicle Christmas Carol. I've been busy lately, and it just isn't going to work.

However.

I am working on two new projects, both of them going to be in new topics. One is a another spoof, but this one's a little different-it's a spoof of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That may not seem like the ideal thing to spoof, but I can assure you that I'm going to make it work. The other is an original project, but it's mostly in the conceptual phase at the moment, so you might not see it for a while. I kind of doubt they'll be coexisting, primarily because A. I want to get a little more experience before doing something totally original and B. I thought of the original project yesterday, so it's probably not going to be ready for a while.

Now...first I need to stop sounding like the spokesperson for a major corporation or something. =P The Final Chapter and a spoof of Metus' Revenge will be up within the next 48 hours, or I don't get a cookie.

[Ddude The Insane]

It's here.

Chapter 12: The Ending

Zesk (Director): S..r...s..ly?? "Th...nd..ng..?!" Th..s..ch..pt..r...n..m..s... k...p...g...tt..ng...l...m..r .

Meanwhile in some random other dimension...

Old Director: This is where we make our stand, Carl. We've been running for years now.

Carl: Actually, sir, we've only been running for like a week.

Director: I don't know if we're going to make it. I'll defend you with my life, but there's no guarantee we'll make it out.

Carl: Sir, we're just going to leave some dummys of ourselves behind and use the Olmak one more time.

Director: The risks are high...the stakes are higher.

Carl: Sir, is there a gas leak over there or something?

Director: ...way to kill the mood, Carl. I was in my perfect survival mode, but you just HAD to use logic. >___<

Meta Taco: *warps into the Some Random Dimension* I have found you!!! IT ENDS HERE!!

Director: ...shoot. Way to stall us, Carl.

Carl: OH COME ON!!! Wait...why is he called "Meta" Taco now?

Meta Taco: Because I've obtained several cyborg upgrades, such as a bulletproof body, laser vision and laser-firing hands, wings, the ability to project shields and I can now interfere with interdimensional activity such as warping between dimensions.

Director: You got all that in ONE WEEK!?

Meta Taco: Oh, and I can also plug my hands into a cannon that obliterates all matter within a 5-mile radius.

Director: O_O

Meta Taco: But it takes a LOT of electricity, so I always wait until the last second to start it up. And it takes half an hour to fire. Fortunatly though, it can lock onto you and and interferes with all interdimensional activity until the last second. I wouldn't want to destroy something important in another dimension. >_> *plugs in*

Back on Bara Magna

Kiina: ...So Berix, have we cleared up that I said "if" you survive as a joke?

Berix: Mostly. I'm still not sure if there's an actual problem though. Ever since that thought got into my head...

Kiina: Ok, that's it. I'm done playing mommy. Suck it up you-

Gresh: Oh, hey Berix. You OK, dude?

Berix: Pretty much.

Gresh: What were you saying, Kiina? Something about Berix? Berix is pretty great, isn't he? Saved my life and all.

Kiina: Err....yeah. So, how were you Berix?

Berix: Good. I'm better now.

The Skrall and Bone Hunters are attacking brutally.

Various Agori: There's too many of 'em!!

Raanu: RETREAT!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIE!!! ABANDON YOU FRIENDS!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!

Tarduk: Dude, we were just playing Galaga. Jeez.

Raanu: ...right. I knew that. Heh. Heheh.

Ackar: *block* *swing* This is just like the Showdown Wii Sports Resort Swordplay!! *his sword is knocked away* Heeey...that never happens in a video game. *Stronius Clone knocks him down* That never happens either. *Two Stronius Clones start beating him with their clubs* That never happens either.

Berix: Well, I guess this is it. People keep saying I'm just a toy. Now I will fly! *jumps off cliff* I'm flyi-wait, no. I'M FAAAAAAALLIIIIIING........*lands on a conviniently placed Rock Steed*

Rock Steed: Grrrrrr... (Translation: Hello, good sir. What is your name? Will you be riding me today?)

Berix: Aaaaagh!!! *starts smacking Rock Steed with Saw Blade Shield*

Rock Steed: Raaaaaaaaaargh!! (Translation: Why are you doing that? Please stop. My skin is very sensitive.

Berix: *notices numerous Bone Hunters around him* Uh-oh. Er..hi! How'r you guys doing?

Rock Steed: Roooooarrrr!!  Grraargh!! Oooooorgh!!(Translation: Do not attempt to comminucate with them. They do not speak a common language. And they are quite cruel in their treatment of me. Hey...I think there's a mosquitoe on my tail. Mmm...Mosquitoes. Must...Chase!!! *chases tail, knocking over Bone Hunter in process*

Berix: Aaaagh! Wait...yay! I beat all of the Bone Hunters!

Rock Steed: *swallows mosquitoe whole* Geeeeergraah!!! Greaaartar!! Gloaaarte!! (Translation: Congratulations. Good j-Ow. Ooooow. Itch. On my back. It huuuurts. Could you get that?)

Berix: Woohoo! *accidentally KO's Bone Hunter*

Rock Steed: Graaaaargh!!! (Translation: Since you will not scratch me, I must find another to do so. *bucks Berix off*

Berix: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sound of landing in dust*

Kiina: *is using trident to pick Skrall that were dogpiling on Ackar off of him* *shudders* Did someoner I know just fall? Ah well.

Ackar: Thanks. For some reason, that never happens in Wii Sports Resort.

Gresh: There's too many of them! What can we do?

Kiina: Make out?

Gresh: No, let's save that for the ending.

Kiina: *sigh* O-kay.

Mata Nui: Maybe my mask can save us!!

Ackar: You're going to turn us all into shields?

Mata Nui: NO, I can use my mask to power up your elemental powers. Plus, if we combined them, I assume something good will happen?

Ackar: Like healing an Ash Bear?

Mata Nui: NOOO. Like making a giant powerful beam.

Ackar: Oh. Well, let's try it.

Kiina: You actually think this will work?

Ackar: Not really, no.

What they didn't realize is that they were all on the interdimensional border to the Some Random Dimension.

Meta Taco: Okay...locked and loaded...I can finally fire!!  *fires*

Carl: Director!! NOW!!!!

Director: *opens an interedimensional portal to Bara Magna* *grabs Carl* *jumps in*

On Bara Magna.

Mata Nui: It's working! Our beams our combining!

Kiina: YES!!! (This can't actually work...) *an interdimensional portal opens behind them* *Carl and the Director fall out and roll to the side* *the super blast comes through the portal*

Mata Nui: Fire!!! *the blast merges with Meta Taco's blast* *the Skrall and Bone Hunters are incinerated*

Kiina: Wow...that worked! Woohoo! *can we make out now, Gresh?

Gresh: Ok. *they do that off screen*

Ackar: Since it's obvious they're not going to be of any help...*pulls Berix out of a giant pile of junk*

Berix: Thank you...but your Berix is in another pile!

Ackar: Ok, that was a very lame Mario reference, Berix.

Berix: All right...I'm Berix.

Kiina: *Doesn't even notice Berix*

Berix: Um...Kiina, this is the part where you're supposed to be happy that I'm alive...?

Kiina: Not gonna happen, BErix. *Continues making out with Gresh*

Later, the Agori are pulling together their villages...even though their villages are huge...

Ackar: *gets up on to the big rock that Mata Nui's on*

Mata Nui: Do you see that?

Ackar: Yeah...looks like someone murdered a giant robot.

Mata Nui: >_< I was thinking I could maybe, I don't know, USE IT!?

Ackar: ...ooh.

Zesk: A...d...th..t..s...a...wr..p. ..v..ry...n..!

A movie theater is full of people watching the credits. Mata Nui, Berix, Kiina, Click, Ackar, and Gresh are among them.

Random Guy: Boo! Worst movie ever!!

Ackar: *shoots ray of fire at him*

Click: He's right, that movie did suck. A mean really. A Matoran who turns into a Cyborg with a bloodthirsty vegeance for the Director of the movie? Please!

Metus' Revenge

Director: Wait, seriously? They should have called it "The Revenge of Metus" instead.

Metus: Hey, you direct your movie the way you want to, I'll direct mine the way I want to.

Director: Yeah, why am I here anyway? I have nothing to do with this short...

Vastus, Kiina, Ackar and Mata Nui spot a ruined Thornatus in the ground.

Mata Nui: I will use the Force to lift it. *Concentrates...very...hard...*

Thrity minutes later, the Thornatus has not moved

Mata Nui: *collapses* Okay...I think I loosened it  up slightly for you...*throws up on the ground* I'm okay...just a little tired...

Kiina and Vastus combine their powers to free the Thornatus with a giant combined ray.

Gali and Lewa: Why couldn't we ever do that!?

Ackar: Good job...

Mata Nui: Ergh...I don't feel so good. *faints*

Numerous Agori come onto the screen and drag Mata Nui away.

Click: Great...now whose shoulder can I ride on? It's like having my own giant robot that way...Waaaaaah!!!! *cries*

Ackar: FINE!!! Get up on my shoulder...You little pest...

Click: Yay! *hops up*

Kiina: But why do we need to practice our elemental powers anyway? *looks at Mata Nui (offscreen)*

Mata Nui: *Is attached to numerous medical devices* It's so you don't get old and worn out like me...*gasps for air; Tarduk brings him the Mask of Breathing*

Kiina: Old? You're like what, 1000 years old?

Me: *shrugs* I get confused sometimes. It would help if all of you guys weren't 100,,000 years old.

Kiina: Anyway...so actually, you're the youngest member of the cast, Mata Nui.

Me: Actually, I am.

Kiina: Will you shut up!!

Me: Hah. Do not insult your writer. I am more powerful than you will ever be. I now place the cure of the 'Stache on you...*draws a mustache on Kiina*

Ackar: CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK PLEAS!?! Anyway...it's like Mata Nui said. If we get rusty at fighting, we could be taken down...After all, just because an enemy is no tin sight doesn't mean he's gone.

Mata Nui: I never said that!

Ackar: CUT HIS LIFE SUPPORT!!

Mata Nui: Wait! What are you doing with those scissors..??

Tarduk: *cuts all of the tubes connect to Mata Nui*

Mata Nui: ACK! *dies*

Click: Hm...unseen enemy...sounds like we'll need the X-Ray Visor. *grabs X-Ray Visor* Hm...I SEE METUS!!! *climbs up the Rock Wall behind them*

Metus is digging at a rock directly above the Glatorian and Thornatus with his tail.

Metus: Heheheh...soon the Glatorian will die! (Translation: Mmm...I think I see some rootworms in this rock. I love rootworms.)

Click: *sees Metus* *clicks at him*

Metus: First I will have my revenge on the bug!! (Translation: Hello Click! How are you and the others doing lately? Yes, I've given up all hostilities against the Agori and Glatorian. Unfortunately, My speech has been impeded by my recent transformation.)

Click: *flees*

Metus: Come back here!! (Translation: What? Is there something you want to show me? *follows*

Click: *kicks rocks at Metus*

Metus: Ouch! Grrr...Yaah!! *chases again* (Translation: Watch out Click, these rocks are quite treacherous...I think I may have cut my jaw on one. Could you go in there and check it out?)

Click: *makes it up high* *moons Metus* *flees*

Metus: Grr!!! I'm going to kill you!! (Translation: Oh, I get it, we're playing tag! But seriously, could you check my mouth? It hurts.)

Click: *Comes across a dead end* Uh-oh.

Metus: Finally...I have you now!! (Translation: I'm about to tag you...heheheh. But can you PLEASE look in my mouth?

Click: *summons other Scarabaxes*

Metus: Whaaat!? (Translation: Are you calling some friends in? Great! We can all play tag! *tags Click*)

The camera zooms out to the whole canyon.

Metus: *flies through the air* I HATE THAT BUUUUUG!! (Translation: Wheee! Am I flying to the tooth doctor*

Click: *returns to where Ackar, Kiina and Vastus are, kicking down some rocks*

Kiina: There you are! Be careful! You might start an AVALANCHE!!! *the giant boulder up on the cliff falls and crushes the three Glatorian*

Click: ...yay!

[Magical Girl Mimi]

xD Nice ones, Twi. I liked how Metus's speech got 'impaired'. =P