EDIT: Changed the opening a bit....
Chapter Two: ArrivalThe Mask of Foam catches on fire and explodes as it's flying through space towards Bara Magna...meanwhile, rival alien races known as Waluigians and GTalkians are searching for all of the shards of the Mask of Life...Head of the Waluigians: Waaaa! We've gathered all of the Mask of Life shards!
Director: Wait, what are you morons doing in this movie? I never even approved your first cameo appear-
*in a brilliant burst of light, the Waluigians all vanish and the Paradox counter resets to 4*
Director: o___O Dooooooooooomed. At least I approved the GTalkians...
With ease, the GTalkians recapture all of the pieces of the Mask of Life. Their slave, Hemmit-Director: Hemmit? Isn't that timmeh sp-
WHO'S TIMMEH? I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS TIMMEH. Their slave Hemmit glues the mask back together and spraypaints it yellow. The GTalkians then inspect it, making sure it's not going to fall apart. Satisfied, they fire it to Bara Magna...
The Mask of Life crashes into Bara Magna, scaring away a large group of Scarabax Beetles. Unfortunatly, a Scarabax Beetle named Clack does not escape in time and is severly injured by the Mask. Her brother, Click, comes to investigate.Clack: Mother, is that you?
Click: CLACK, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!
Clack: *cough, cough* Brother...
Click: Yes?
Clack: I want you to know...it was me who destroyed all of your 2001 Bionicle
Comics.
Click:
But you said it was my pet amobea!!
Clack: I'm sorry...but please fulfill my last wish...AVENGE MY DEATH! KILL THE WEIRD THING MADE OF GLUE-
Meanwhile, on the Intergalactic Cruiser...CRX: *shudders* I feel a disturbance...*punches Hemmit*
Back on Bara MagnaClack: AND METAL!! *dies*
Click: Noooooo! Sister!
...
I will fulfill her wish. *goes over to the mask* You going DOWN, you...thing!
Suddenly, a huge vortex of sand begins to form around the Mask. It then begins to shape body of Mata Nui.Clack: Ugh...I'm alive! I came back to li-*gets sucked into the vortex and is instantly vaporized*
Click: RETREAT!!! *runs away*
The vortex then stops, and Mata Nui takes his first steps...Mata Nui: Graah my legs fell asleep on the flight >_<
Click: Chaaaaaaaaaarge! *charges towards the huge body, and stops short* Aaagh! O_O Giant foot!
Mata Nui: *stops foot right before he crushes Click* It's alright little one. I won't hurt you.
Click: Hm. He doesn't seem to be hostile. Engaging attack sequence. Must eliminate mask. Must eliminate mask. *crawls up onto Mata Nui*
Mata Nui: Aaah, it's the mask you're interested in.
Click: What was your first clue?
Must eliminate mask. Must eliminate mask. *starts poking mask*
Suddenly, Click begins to glow.Click: DANGER. DANGER. ABORT! ABORT! *Click attempts to jump off of Mata Nui. Unfortunatly, he transforms into a shield as soon as he reaches Mata Nui's hand.*
Click: Aaagh! I'm...FAT! D:
Mata Nui: Magnificent...*is surprised when the shield blinks* As you can see...?
Vorox: *sees tall, cool-looking figure* I'ma gonna huuuuuuuuuuug you! O_O
Mata Nui: Aaaaah! Toa gone mad!
Click: Aaaah! Vorox gone mad AND Glatorian gone mad! (what's a Toa??)
Vorox: *attacks Mata Nui with tail, Mata Nui blocks* I'MA GONNA HUUUUUUUUUUUUG YOU!! O_O
The Vorox attempts to take out Mata Nui with it's tail, however, the tail breaks off when it hits a boulder. Aaaah! Mr. Tail! Noooo! *runs away*
Mata Nui: *phew* *picks up tail* Hehehe...
Director: Who hired that crazy Vorox? And how did we go so many lines without a cameo or paradox?
Takua: *walks up* Hi there, director!
Director O____O HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE POCKET DIMENSION?!
Takua: Oh, I'm not Takua. I'm his clone. He made me in case he caught on fire or the Grim Reaper began enforcing Paradox Prevention and came and took him away to a convineint pocket dimension.
Director:
*Takua's clone vanishes, and the Paradox Counter resets to 3*
Director: Oh dang...I can only afford three more parad-
Takua: Hi, there Director! I'm on of Takua's 15 clones!
Director: Doooooooooomed. >___< Quick, put this costume on! *hands Takua a Taco costume* If anyone asks, you're a Taco Delivery Man. (very loudly) Thanks for getting those here so quickly,
Taco. Here's your tip *hands Taco a dollar*
Taco: What, one dollar? Cheapskate. HEY MR. REAPER!!
Director: >__< *Covers Taco's mouth and hands him 5 dollars*
Grim Reaper: You rang?
Director: NO HE DIDN'T! YOU CAN JUST LEAVE NOW!
Taco: Actually, I wanted to say that this guy-
Director: *hands Taco a $20*
Taco: is a GREAT tipper!
Director: *phew*
Reaper: Oh, well then he won't mind giving me a $100 for my services...
Director: *gives Taco evil eye* *gives Reaper a $100 dollar bill*
Reaper: Thanks! *leaves*
Director: That was close. Now Taco, why don't you go jump in a lake or something?
Taco: Ok!
Suddenly, a strange vehicle drives up to Mata Nui. He was surprised that it was even able to move.Mata Nui: Is this another attack...?
Metus: State your buisness.
Mata Nui: Just a traveler, looking for the nearest city.
Metus: Well then, you might as wel-
Sisters of Skrall: Don't bother. We can use our psychic powers to tell this joke will suck.
Metus: >_> Well....to answer your question, the nearest village is Vulcanas. I have some buisness there if you-
Mata Nui: *knocks Metus out of the Thornatus and jumps behind the wheel* Thanks for the ride! *notices the GPS on the dashboard of the Thornatus* This makes it even easier. *drives off*
Click: No wonder they kicked you out of the Matoran Universe. >_>
Metus: So, it's a nice vehicle, huh?
Mata Nui:
How did you get in here!?
Metus: Oh, that guy driving was my clone. I'm the real Metus.
Director: Where is EVERYONE getting these cloning machines?!
Berix: *whistles innocently*
Mata Nui: What happened here?
Metus: Who knows? Although if I'd have to guess I'd say-
Mata Nui: Evil.
Metus: I was going to say earthquake, maybe a major war between six armies led by warriors with elemental powers over a mysterious liquid that contained epic transformational powers and split the planet into 3 pieces thus sending the Vorox into a death spiral and banning us from ever creating anything new and making live in shabby little huts. But evil works.
Director:
