Chapter 6: Arrival in TajunKiina, Ackar, Mata Nui and Click arrive in Tajun, only to find the place trashed. And I mean TRASHED. BIG TIME. 'course, it probably isn't that different from what it used to look like-Kiina: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'm kind of having a moment here! My village is ruined.
Ackar: It doesn't actually look that different, really. Just no Agori and I think I see smoke from some sort of bonfire.
Tuma: Hold up your eggnog and take another swig!
Ackar: It's worse than I thought....they've gone country!! Dx
Click: I happen to like Country music. And I'm pretty sure the author does too. =P
Kiina: This is all my fault...if I had been here this wouldn't have happened....Tarix! He was out in Tesera for a practice match...and Gresh! He was here for a training section earlier today! He would have been TOTALLY creamed by the Skrall...because I mean really, those guys are awesome. They could cream any army, let alone one Rookie Glator-
Director: WE GET IT ALREADY!
Suddenly, Gresh comes limping out of Tajun...badly injured.Kiina: It's Gresh! And he's hurt! I'm so sorry that this happened sweet-
Ackar: You do realize that this is supposed to be an
action movie? Now just go help him already. *Ackar and Kiina go over to support Gresh*
Mata Nui: The boy seems to be hurt...
Ackar: Yeah, thanks Captain Schizophrentic.
Gresh: Bone Hunters and Skrall...working together...
Ackar: That's redonkulos...even more redonkulos than the Earth not being flat.
Gresh: C'mon guys, I'm fi-*collapses*
Kiina: Lemme go check... *Kiina walks up onto a large rock formation*
Tuma: *gives various orders to Bone Hunters*
Kiina: OMIGOSH...it's true! Bone Hunters and Skrall working together! Ackar! Ackar!! ACKAR!!! You've got to come see this!!
The Bone Hunters and Skrall walk off to somewhere as Ackar appears.Ackar:... Ok, I give up. Where are the Bone Hunters and Skrall you mentioned?
Kiina: *turns around and sees they're gone* But...but...they were RIGHT THERE!!
Ackar: Oh great...she's delusional. O_O
Mata Nui: Perhaps we should go to this cave of yours Kiina...unless you made it up and were just hungry for attention.
Kiina:
That's a good idea though.
Kiina and Ackar carry Gresh into the cave while Mata Nui and Click follow...Kiina: Um, Mata Nui? "Mr. Former Ruler of the Universe"? You too good to do physical labor? Gresh's hunkiness and manliness make him very hard to carry.
Ackar: Youo know, now is a bad time to hit on him. He's like, dying. You know, nothing major.
Gresh: Yeah, what he said.
Kiina touches her staff to the stone wall in front of them, and it opens up.Mata Nui: The Force is strong in this one. Very strong indeed.
They enter the room, and lay down Gresh on a strange table that seems rather small for people who create so many gigantic things...Mata Nui: This seems rather odd...why do the Great Beings have such a tiny lab?
Kiina: Dude, aren't you reading the narration? That same EXACT question was asked ONE LINE ago and now you're
Ackar: GUYS, STOP! These jokes are getting lamer and lamer and Gresh is on his deathbed!
Kiina: Actually, he's on his death table. Heh heh.
Ackar: Case in point.
Mata Nui stares at strange writing at the wall written in Matoran...even though it's only gibberish...Mata Nui: Oh dear....OH BOY...the Great Beings are...are...are....ILLITERATE!! =O
Kiina: We need to do something...
Ackar: *checks him* He's still alive.
Mata Nui: But not for long. Heheheh. *pulls blunt knife out of belt*
Click: Wait, how long has he had a belt?
Suddenly, there is a noise from the corner...Kiina, Ackar and Mata Nui draw their weapons. Click braces himself for impending doom...Berix: Don't attack! It's just me! Berix! Your trusty Agori future chronicler and the much-needed comic relief guy to replace Click!
Click: All I heard was blah blah blah replace blah blah blah Click. And I don't like what I'm hearing. D=
Kiina: YOU! You dirty little theif! I told you if I ever saw you in here again I'd- *lunges toward Berix*
Ackar: WHOAWHOAWHOA. Hold up, kids. Don't fight. We can reslove this peacefu-*Kiina shoves Ackar out of the way*
Kiina: YAAAAAH!
Berix: *scream* *dodges*
Ackar: *sigh* STOP IT NAO!
Berix: Wait, wait! I can help Gresh!
Kiina: Yeah, help him die. =P
Berix: No, I can heal him. I've had to patch myself up a few times-
Kiina: After you get mauled for STEALING.
Berix: Col-lect-ing. And I have the right to collect whatever I want.
Mata Nui: *checks Matoran Universe Constitution* Nope, that right isn't in here.
Berix: *holds up Scroll of Laws of Bara Magna* Yes, but it says in here I can! See! Right there.
Kiina: That's the 3rd Version. We're currently in Version 7. Besides, where'd you get that?
Berix: ...found it.
Gresh: Still dying here. Just thought I'd mention that.
Ackar, Mata Nui, Kiina, Berix and Click: Yeah, well, nobody cares.
