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the chapter you've been waiting for...
Chapter 11: Tuma BattleIn The Toa Empire Universe...Carl: Sir, since we're surronded by evil Toa...and they have our Kanohi, there's something I need to tell you.
Director: What is it?
Carl: I use my copy of your script to unclog my toilet.
Director: ...Just for that, my full rage has been unleashed. I am not going to die. Your llife, however, may be in question when this whole mess is over.
Carl: Meep.
Director: Hey, Kopaka? You want a drink? How about a little Falcon PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!! *punchs Kopaka into oblivion*
Carl: Good work sir! *grabs Kanohi Olmak* Let's go back to our world!
Taco: Fools! You cannot escape!! *jumps off the drill and lunges for them, but is just short*
Carl: So long, Taco!!
Taco: Aaaaaaaah!!!! *Gets sucked into the drill*
Vahki: *take Taco's remains* Must....pull....Ridley...on..
.Taco. Must...Repair...Master.
Mata Nui arrives in Roxtus. Various Skrall and Vorox stare at him.Vorox: He looks delicious...that's the best...golden brown chicken wing I've ever seen...
Mata Nui: Wait, I thought Chapter 11 was a part of bankruptcy.
Zesk:
Stick to the script, please.
Kiina: This is all your fault.
Berix: Not really.
Kiina: That cave was my private place...the one place I could get away from it all.
Berix: Hey, if either of us needs to get away from the world, it's me.
Kiina: It's
my cave.
Berix: Sharing is caring.
Kiina: I don't care about you.
Berix: OUCH.
Kiina: Alright fine, we can "share" the cave.
Berix: Look, it's Mata Nui!!
Kiina: Is he-
Berix: Yup, alone.
Kiina: He's dead. D-E-A-D. Dead.
Tuma: Well, well, the coward has come for a battle.
Mata Nui: Are you willing to fight me alone? Or are you the true coward?
Tuma: NO ONE CALLS TUMA A COWARD! I WILL FIGHT YOU ALONE!
Mata Nui: Heheh. Sucker.
Tuma: I'm going to enjoy tearing that fancy mask off your face after I kill you.
Mata Nui: Actually, taking off the mask would kill me again. You're going to kill me twice? Talk about thorough.
Tuma: Are you ready to Duel, Mata Nui?
Mata Nui: Yes. And I'll start by summoning my Winged Kuriboh card!
Tuma: Wrong kind of duel!
Mata Nui: Alright. If you're not a coward, are you willing to let me choose our type of battle?
Tuma: Um....sure.
Mata Nui: Then I choose....a Dance-off! Whoever scores the highest on this dancing video game wins!
Me: The plague of dance is coming...
Mata Nui: You can start.
Tuma: *dancez hard on the arcade-style dancing game* Oh yeah, I am good! *slips up and falls on his back* Aaagh!!
Machine: Your final score is...7023.
Tuma: I *grunt* have this one in the bag. Heheh.
Mata Nui: *starts dancing*
Tuma: Oh my...he's good....he keeps getting excellents...Oh My Goodness....hez over 9000!!!
Mata Nui: I win.
Tuma: Erm..I want a rematch!!
Mata Nui: Wii Sports Resort Swordplay?
Tuma: How about real-life Sword Fighting?
Mata Nui:
Dude, that's
dangerous.
Tuma: You have a point there.
One Minute Later...Tuma: Alright, so you beat me in SwordPlay, too. That doesn't prove
anything. Mata Nui: O RLY???
Tuma: Yes RLY.
Mata Nui: Oh. Ok then. How about we fight for real?
Tuma: I thought you said that was dangerous?
Mata Nui: If I can beat you in a game, I can beat you now.
Kiina: No he can't.
Tuma: Alright. LET'S GO!!! *knocks him over*
Mata Nui: Heeeeey. *gets up*
Tuma: *knocks over*
Mata Nui: HEEEEEEEEEY. *gets up*
Tuma: *knocks over*
Mata Nui: HEEEEEEEEEY!!!! *gets up*
Berix: He's getting destroyed. I can't watch. *covers eye-things*
Tuma: Did this weakling, think he could conquer Tuma in any non-video game-related way??
Mata Nui: *notices the spot on Tuma's back that got hurt when he fall back* *stabs*
Tuma: OOOUCH!!! *falls over*
Mata Nui: That was easy. *pokes Tuma* You oka-
Tuma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! WRAPPED IN PAIN!!!!! *dies*
Mata Nui: I thought this was a kid's movie.
Metus: *claps mockingly* Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, we-
Mata Nui: Well, what??
Metus: ...
Kiina: It was you!!
Metus: Yep. It was a move of genius-
Berix: Actually, it was a move of fear. Just check Biosector01.
Metus: ...ugh. Fine. I'm the traitor. Whoop-dy-do. I'm in charge of the Skrall now, etc, etc. Skrall, get him.
Suddenly, on the horizon, there's a giant purple Malum it swings its claws but doesn't actually hit anything.Various Skrall: RUN FROM THE THING WITH THE BAD AIM!!!!
Metus: No, don't run!! Attack!!
Stronius: Dude, we don't answer to you. According to EotS, I'm actually supposed to kill you if Tuma dies.
Metus: O__O *runs to his Thornatus V9, which he somehow got back*
Mata Nui: *chases him*
Metus: You two! Stop him.
Stronius Clones: Wait, weren't we supposed to kill you?
Metus: Too late. *floors it*
Mata Nui: *pwns the clones*
Metus: Haw haw haw. He'll never catch meh now. Waaaaaht!?
Two Vorox jump into the road.Metus: Out of my way!! It's not going to look good on my driving record if I run over two Vorox.
Vorox: Yes, we find your "If the beasts die, so be it" Comment that wasn't' in this script, but in the actual movie. *flip over the Thornatus*
Mata Nui: *grabs Metus by the neck*
Metus: Wait, no! We can make a deal!! I can give you whatever you want!
Mata Nui: I have what I want. *presses his mask up against Metus* Now, to expose you for what you really are!
Metus: No, please!! Don't turn me into a Deku Scrub!!
Mata Nui: This is the Mask of Life, not Majora's Mask.
Metus: Oh, OK. Knock yourself out, then.
Metus is transformed into a snake.Tuma: *comes back to life* I knew he was a serpent. *dies again*
Metus: You may have defeated meeeeee....but you'll never defeat my army....even though "my" army is supposed to kill me...*slithers away*
Mata Nui: *returns*
Suddenly, a great Battle Party of Agori and Glatorian come to join the fight.Mata Nui: Oh sure, wait until
after I've defeated Tuma.
Raanu: Heh, heh.
Kiina: But the monster-
Mata Nui: I think we have seen the true power of unity.
The Scarabax Malum falls apart-wait, how did they get the eyes to glow like that??Ackar and Gresh: *walk over to Mata Nui, Kiina and Berix*
Gresh: Kiina, I was so worried. *Kiina and Gresh make out over in the corner*
Ackar: Young lo-well actually, Kiina's like 100,000 years old. You've done well, friend. Now, let's handle those Skrall.
Kiina and Gresh finish their buisness.Kiina: *hands Berix a Saw Blade Shield*
Berix: Really? I can keep it? No one's ever..
given me something before. They always chase me with pitchforks and torches and I have to run away screaming.
Kiina: You can keep it. Assuming you make it out alive. >=D
Berix:
Yep, there'll be one more Chapter..oh yeah, and Metus' Revenge.
