Message #228958

[Trijhak]

MLTV Two: hw tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble

zo hay tere Nitwitters. ant nu tis duz nt hav aneeting tuh doo wit twitter. tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble, doo wat i sai. frst, gve it lotz uf culurs. secndly mke ur sowntruck hrrble sownding. ferdly mke al ur drats trrble, liek 3 crygenic eat unts fur atey fowsand beeevers. ant ten bow town tuh mee-ewps wrng ant suntuns. btw eet al veeseeturs liek megastickmanleafcircle.oar contongoogle doo. ant ur pge wil b az hrrble az evr! ...o no sumwon mde mai pge a culur skeme...

Translation for the people with non-horrible pages:

So hey there, Nitwitters. And no, this does not have anything to do with Twitter. To make sure your page stays horrible, do what I say. First, give it lots of colours. Secondly, make your Soundtrack horrible sounding. Thirdly, make all your trades terrible, like 3 Cryogenetic Sleep Units for eight thousand beavers. And then bow down to me-oops, wrong and sentence. By the way, eat all visitors like megastickmanleafcircle or contongoogle do. And your page will be as horrible as ever! ...oh no, someone made my page a colour scheme.


=P

It's kinda of sad that my Mata Nui's guide spoof got almost no replies, yet this already has more than it and it was started two days ago.