In The Time Before Time

[Trijhak]

Gathered Friends, Listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE. In The Time Before Time, there was this guy, who was strangely enough, a Toa-Rahkshi hybrid named Zlaperx. But that will change... And it will be changed forever... forever... until the end of the multiverse strikes. Before it happens. And his life... is not normal...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Excessive use of screaming like a girl. Disqualified from the Rahkshi competition, and besides, you sound too much like a Toa."

"I'm sorry, Makuta. Can I try again?"

"No. Besides, I don't like the look of that potato your holding."

"It's not a potato! It's a nuclear explosive made to keep me happy when I want to blow something up!"

Makuta banged his head on a wall. The Rahkshi, whose name was Zlaperx, was beginning to annoy him.

"Oh, and by the way, Makuty, I'm a Toa-Rahkshi hybrid for some odd reason nobody knows and I eat people's insides. Happy now? It also means I'm not a traitor but am a traitor but a traitor but not a traitor."

Makuta's expression changed to one of anger.

"You... you're a freak... and traitor to the Brotherhood of Cookies! You freaky little thing, always  eating the insides of the cookies.... the poor, poor cookies... YOU'RE EXILED!"

"Shouldn't that be 'YOU'RE FIRED!', Makuteerribleaxe?"

"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT... AND TOUCH AND SMELL AND HEARING AND TASTING..."

Zlaperx crawled out of Makuta, and skipped off.

"YAY I'M FREE!"

Then he got abducted by a bunch of psyco aliens. Wrong script.

Then, he went to his 'secret' home. He lived alone.

"What do I do? I'm just a cross-wired freak like Vakama... and literally. I mean, I'm both a Rahkshi and a Toa. And I eat Matoran's mechanical nervous systems... seriously, I've tasted all flavours. Plasma and Psionics taste bad. Very, very bad. I remember when I was mind controlled by one. But I'm not the only of my kind. I've head of another Toa-rahkshi up in Metru Nui's knowledge towers. And I'm down here in the Tren Krom Peninsula. TOO FAR AWAY."

Zlaperx stomped the ground. he then held up a Kanohi Olmak, put it on his face and...

"WORK! WORK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! OR YOU'LL END UP IN THE OVEN! DO WE EVEN HAVE OVENS?!"

Then, he went out of his house and threw the Olmak out like a frisbee.

"AND STAY OUT!"

He then 'retreated' back to his house, cursing in Matoran.

"And apparently, there's another one at Stelt hiding amongst the Sidorakians with unimaginative names. But they aren't interesting right now, so... I better make sure the Cookie Hunters are not tracking me for Cookies again... just because I eat their insides... Karzahni... they're annoying..."

This is my newest comedy. What do people think? Zlaperx, as you probably can tell, is based off of me in all ways possible.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

I liked the Olmak scene, but this is very good. Can't wait for more! =)

[Shoots Da Kine]

lol. Nice job, Kongu!! =)

[Trijhak]

"There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me." zlaprx lulz
-teh eleveunth ductor who dusnt luk liek a duc  

Gathered friends, Listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, Zlaperx, was wondering if the Cookie hunters were goign to find him... he was also eating a Matoran's mechanical intestine at the time, too. They hunted cookies, the cookie hunters did. Around them, speak in yoda speak you must. And now starts...

*Doctor Who Theme Tune*

ZLAPERX AS ZLAPERX

THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE ENEMY AS THE ENEMY

WRITTEN KONGUVEN ZLAPAT

ARC 1, CHAPTER 1/10, SUB-ARC 1/3: A NOT-ORDINARY DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TOA RAHKSHI

"Now, tell me, why did you eat the insides of the poor little cookies, freak!?"

"They tasted nice... and by the way, your Mask of Fire does not exist as it is not made out of fire. No to mention your face looks like that factory reject cookie I ate once. I ended up eating Matoran for eight-fivety-hundredety thousand hundred duck years!"

"I really hate you..."

"Can you let me go now? It's dizzy being upside down."

"No. I will take you to the Cookied One, with the power to cookify anything with his Staff of Awesomeness! No-one knows his real name, you know, but of course, he's of the species Teletubius Spamus Nubacafus"

"Your internal organs are really tasty, did you know that? Especially your lungs..."

"How am I still breathing...?!"

"Plot conveniency devicey thingy that lazy authors insert into their comedies so that they can ignore all the cannons being fired at them, by the way, it just expired."

Suddenly, the Cookie Hunter fell to the ground. Zlaperx was free. He went upright and used his Rahkshi Power of heat Vision to fry the dead Cookie Hunter.

"I hope his brain tastes nicer than his lungs."


---

"THERE... ARE... NO... TOA-RAHKSHI-THINGS, MAKUTA!"

"If we're both Makuta, how will the audience know who we are?"

"JUST REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL."

"Why are you speaking in caps?"

"TO SHOW YOU THAT I AM MAKUTA THE GREATER AND YOU ARE MAKUTA THE LESSER."

"Okay..." Makuta (the lesser) stepped back a few inches.

"IF BY SOME REASON YOU ARE NOT LYING, I HAVE SENT OUT A SQUAD OF RAHKSHI OF FRAGMENTATION TO BRING HIM TO ME CUTE LITTLE FLUFFY PET, MR. MUAKA!"

"You've gone mad..."

"OF COURSE. EVERY WORTHWHILE VILLAIN NEEDS TO BE MAD OR INSANE IN SOME SORT OF WAY."

"By the way, I though Tren Krom copyrighted all caps?"

"ONLY ON BZPOWER."

----

"That Cookie Hunter was tasty. I'm glad I'm a Toa-Rahkshi of Air and Light and Heat Vision. It means I'm special."

He wondered what to next...

"I'LL GO TO KARZAHNI AND EAT KARZAHNI! Toa-Rahkshi starts existing from a Toa being fused with a Rahkshi, Toa-Rahkshi eats Matoran's insides, Toa-Rahkhsi eats Dark Hunter, Toa-Rahkshi gets an Idea! AND THEN... OH NO, WHY THE HECK IS THAT STRANGELY-EVIL LOOKING PLANE UNDERWATER HEADING TOWARDS ME TRYING TO EAT ME?! AND WHY IS THERE A BOAT IN THE SKY?!"

And now, the actual Story Starts.

And next? ARC 1, CHAPTER 2, PART 2/3: MAKUTA THE LESSER'S GREAT STUFF THAT HE DID DUE TO PLOT CONVENIENCE

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, there was a Makuta of not-so-great stuff. Makuta The Lesser. The Makuta who had random stuff that he did due to plot convenience...

ARC 1, CHAPTER 2/10, SUB-ARC 2/3: MAKUTA THE LESSER's GREAT STUFF THAT HE DID DUE TO  PLOT CONVENIENCE

Three hours ago, Zlaperx had spotted law-defying boats and planes, but now, he has been captured by Makuta The Lesser, who did stuff due to plot convenience which isn't really that great.

"LET ME OUT OF THIS TINY BOX!"

"Can't, you stupid Toa-Rahkshi... thing... you're the one defying laws... even nature's laws of gravity and physics! Stop morphing into a keyboard! I SAID STOP!"

"no. my nubish sied haz eerupted. preepair to mtee car repair's ekwul."

"I dopn't want a Car repair."

"i sed car repair teh gui wiht teh claws of awesomeness."

"He's dead, stupid."

"i iz nut stoopid I iz eeting ur green stuff."

"That's my antidermis."

"ur aunt dermis? ten she's tastee."

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

"Noobish side suppressed. Initiating Insanity."

Makuta the lesser walked backwards in horror of the thing he was facing. Toa-rahkshi were much more 'stupid'... and dangerous than he thought. He watched as his shoulder armour-resembling roast chicken-was ate by Zlaperx. This was too muhc. Part of his antidermis was already leaking out, and he had no kanohi, so that was even worse. His powers also did not work-Zlaperx had ate Antidermis section P, sub-section o, part w, sub-part e, connection r, sub-connection s. AKA the POWERS part of his antidermis. So what did Makuta the lesser do?

Shpeshift. But it went horribly wrong-he shapeshifted into a Toa-rahkshi and then Zlaperx ate his mind and his shapeshifting part of his antidermis. Zlaperx was annoying-and unfortunately, Zlaperx had forced him into practically the same shape as him with the same mindset with the same amount of sanity: -150%.

tHEN, zLAPERX ATE mAKUTA tHE lESSER, WHO WAS IN A PERFECT SHAPE AND CONTROLLING THE caps LOCK. And Makuta the lesser was gone. Inside Zlaperx.

"He tasted like that guy I ate once, the guy on that internet place named OMG Baldman."

Unfortunately, Makuta the lesser had no minions to eat. Minions often tasted like onions, after all, they were often mini onions.

And then, Zlaperx went into an Insane fit.

"I'm forgetting something... THIS BOAT IS FLYING AND CRASHING!" He then laughed and cackled insanely, turning the boat around and around as it heads straight towards Odina...
So next?
ARC 1, CHAPTER 3, SUB-ARC 3/3: A COMPANION AT LAST

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, our random guy was about to crash and had ate-killed Makuta the Lesser by eating him... thus causing the vehicle he was in to start to spin out of control...

ARC 1, CHAPTER 3/10, SUB-ARC: INTRODUCTION 3/3: A COMPANION AT LAST

"Crashing is fun... NO IT'S NOT I'M GONNA GET KILLED... BUT IT'S FUN AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS MOST! I'LL STILL LIVE IF I DIE!"

His contradictory statement was heard by no-one. If anyone was out on the dirty beaches of Odina, they would see a Boat-plane-thing head straight towards a cliff with an unusually large engine hastily strapped to its back while spinning, and insane look in the pilot's eyes.

Boom-crash-bang-ow-explosion-hey why am I still alive would be the sounds that one would hear if they were near this crash site where broken parts and an unconscious body twitching unnervingly while muttering 'protodermis...' over and over again now lay.

---

"There is an unconscious body and a crashed vehicle on one of our beaches."

"Someone found us?"

"Yes, Shadowed One."

"It's THE Shadowed One. Now you shall die for bringing me news."

A Dark hunter screamed as he was turned into Solid Protodermis. And then, The Shadowed One turned towards a screen.

"Send the one out to this beach, and have him take the body to us."

----

Zlaperx woke up. He no longer where he was.

"Sandy beaches, must be on that place where freaky pink hairless bio-weasels live."

He heard footsteps. Around him... everywhere.

"I know somebody is there... but... stay back, I eat Makuta for breakfast! And I'm not lying, just check my stomach, you'll find a Makuta in there!"

Nothing replied. Zlaperx told nothing top go away as Nothing wasn't relevant. But then, night was beginning. Night always had the most dangerous things in store... usually Zlaperx was one of them. But not this night... as he was being watched by someone who he could not see...

Zlaperx decided to activate his 'Rahkshi side', which gave him infra-red vision. He turned around. Unusual heat source coming from behind a rock. He activated his Toa side. And he advanced on the rock, but the rock was clearly not scared as it had been through thousands of years, but all it did was sit where it was sat, as all rocks were far too lazy to move and therefore lost their eyes, their mouths, their noses, all limbs, all other facial features, and all insides within the first Nano-second of their lifetime.

And then, as he dicded to go past the rock, he saw a being of equal size as him.

"OH NO I IZ FIRED NOW"

"I'M NOT FIRING YOU YOU TALKING ROCK!"

"I'M NOT A TALKING ROCK! I'M A RAHK-TOA FROM THE SOUTHERN CONTINENT!"

"...Rahk-Toa? I'm a Toa-Rahkshi."

"Same thing, official name is Rahk-Toa."

Zlaperx whacked his head to make sure he wasn't dreaming. There was another of his kind.

"Why are you working for the hunters that I eat?"

"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane yesterday!" the Rahk-Toa replied.

"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane earlier Today!"  Zlaperx replied to the reply.

"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane tomorrow!" the Rahk-Toa replied to Zlaperx's reply to his reply.

"I destroyed the word 'Impossible'. My existence defeated the word Impossible because the word Impossible only had one health and I had a lot more."

"So does mine."

"Do you want to go to my home in the Tren Krom Peninsula? I'm not sure how I got it, and I'm not sure how I got invulnerability to Acid."

"k. But you must escape the people of this place. There is something about this place, that you deserve to know, the secret of this place, the secret of the beast below."

"Beast below? D=!"

"No, =D! It provides a distraction while it turns them into Nub-Bobs!"

"I hate Nub-Bobs, they always sing the following:

Nub-bob the Spammer,
Can we spam it up?
Yes we can!

It's annoying as sanity!"

"...what's sanity?"

"I don't know, it just sounded good."

---


"This is the beast..."

"It's just a Klakk..."

"We ride it to your home!"

And so began their voyage to the tren krom peninsula, most likely to return sometime later in their lives....

---

"Well, he's fired when he comes back."

The first Sub-Arc finished. And then...

ARC 1, CHAPTER 4, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 1/4: The Tren Krom Peninsula

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, two beings were goin to the Tren Krom Peninsula... Zlaperx's home... for a random reason, I'm just a narrator, I dunno...

ARC 1, CHAPTER 4/10, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 1/4: THE TREN KROM PENINSULA

"You never told me your name." Zlaperx said to the Rahk-Toa as they landed on a coast of the Tren Krom Peninsula.

"My name is C-3PO, Human Cyborg Relations."

"NO, NOT FROM STAR MATORAN WARS!" he shouted.

"Toa of Iron, Rahkshi of Invulnerability, my name is Invon."

"That's just Invulnerability and Iron forced together."

"I know!" Invon replied.

---

"He is here. With a stranger who has dark orange parts in him who also looks like him."

"Then, if my old enemy is back with a friend... kill the friend, kill him, kill Mata Nui."

"mata Nui is a spirit. =|"

"Stupid, you can't speak text emoticons! D:< "

"yes, Mister 'Pals."

"Repulse is the name, not Repals. It's a codename given to me a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away." Repulse said.

His servant left his secret place.

"If Zlaperx is back and exploring... then I will get my revenge."

Repulse stood for the first time in a century. (more like 1 year for a Matoran) His spine was put back into place and he showed his head to the microscopic creatures below.

"I, Repulse, Rahk-Toa of Magnetism and Fear shall start doing stuff now!"

---

"This is your home, Zlaperx?"

"Yes, I have ate lots of Cookie Hunters here. Their insides are definitely tasty and cookie-like."

Zlaperx turned his head. He saw a flash out of the corner of his eye.

"Did you bring light here?"

"Only iron and invulnerability to the great cookie land of play doh!"

".... And I know I'm absolutely sane because I ate a speck of dust on a rock before it vanished and went 'poof' in front of my eyes while hangin upside down from a tree saying hello to the Matoran Brains I ate."


Meanwhile...

A shadow loomed upon a large rock, hiding behind it.

"That voice is definitely Zlaperx's... So maybe... I tell 'pals!"

The servant scuttled off to find Repulse, to tell him about this.

---

"And that is how I ate a cookiekuta a few days ago. Any questions?"

"Yes. How will this affect my poor little Matorans of Plurals which BIONICLES Fans hates as lots becauses Is ams misusings plurals alreadies!"

"Feed them." Zlaperx replied to the fat Matoran that randomly appeared.

"They become nice and tasty that way!" Invon suddenly exclaimed.

The Matoran was scared, and ran off to tell the non-existent Toa of the island which didn't exist.

But then, suddenly, the floor started shaking and shadow hands picked Invon and Zlaperx down through the ground into a cave. Several Rahkshi stood in front of them.

"The floor ate us, we're in its stomach, right?" the Two Rahk-Toa said in unison.

"Nooo. I want you for something, hunt down the other Toa-Rahk of this island."

"Peninsula." Corrected Zlaperx.

"And if you fail, get ready to be ordinary Rahkshi. I am Gorast, Makuta of the Tren Krom Peninsula."

"Um, okay, you would have the normal versions of us because tha Toa would share minds with the Rahkshi if we fail." Invon said.

"You both have intelligence useful to me, but your insanity prevents it... NOW GO AND DO THE STUFF I WANT YOU TO DO!"
And next? ARC 1, CHAPTER 5/10, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 2/4: A GATEWAY OF SECRETS

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, thee two Rahk-Toa were hired by a certain Makuta to eliminate the other Rahk-Toa on the island. But something awaits them...

ARC 1, CHAPTER 5/10, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 2/4: A GATEWAY OF SECRETS

"Well, she has a bad temper if we're going to do this within the time she gave us."

Zlaperx looked out. There were several waterfalls of acid, several ravines, many visorak littering the area and not to mention the field where bombs were dropped. But, in the middle of that was a gateway which intrigued Zlaperx, sparking his curiosity.

"There's... a gateway! A gateway! A GATEWAY! This is the most bestest day with the worstest grammer ever!"

And what did Zlaperx do? Run towards the gateway at supersonic speeds, ignoring the acid corroding away at his shoulder armour and the visorak chasing him, and behind that Invon struggling to keep up due to his poorly built legs.

"This gateway doesn't lead anywhere..."

Invon panted as he caught up, avoiding several Visorak.

"Of course it doesn't, all gateways need a power source, and I believe I ate it even though this is my first visit here."

"The writing says...

You are the first Rahk-Toa, never the last
You have everlasting enemies, never dying
Blinded is your very own past
And therefore, you must know

You must know the secrets of your own life
Of the everlasting enemies of yours
You must know them, or your neck will meet the knife
But, especially the secrets of the T


And it stops there. It's talking to me, I can feel it! HI GATEWAY!"

And then, the letters changed and rearranged themselves. Invon read it this time.

"You have come all this way
To see a stranger's home
On this incredibly special day
But you missed the special part

The stranger has been with you much longer than you could think of
For there is a secret you should know about the Rahk-Toa that hide everywhere
But you must find it yourself, never dying, never dying, lying at the cove
In this special day, everything shall return. It will be as it once was!

That's weird. I saw no special things today."

Zlaperx turned to see a third Rahk-Toa behind them.

"Oh, hi. We were just reading a talking gateway that ate people."

Repluse was irritated due to this sentence of Zlaperx's.

"And I doubt you know who I am.... your own past is blinded from you!"

"Zlaperx, who is this fat guy? He looks like us, he also looks stupider." Invon asked.

"I dunno, he does seem stupid." Zlaperx replied while scratching his head towards Repulse.

"I am Repulse. I doubt you know me, but my servant is behind you, ready to capture and kill you for the final time!"

"Well, thanks for telling us that." Invon said.

"...Repulse? Something so familiar about that yet so distant... My past does seem to be blinded. Maybe I wasn't always on the Tren Krom Peninsula. Maybe... I WAS A BANANA THAT ATE PEOPLE NAMED REPULSE!"

"...oh, this is going to be a long day for me." Repulse sighed as the protodermic cage he had made surrounded Invon and Zlaperx, trapping them, although giving them some space to move about in.

Next: ARC 1, CHAPTER 6/10, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 3/4: A CAPTURED DUO

[Trijhak]

Chapter 6 was very short so I stuck in Chapter 7 along with it.

Gathered friends, lsiten again to the tale of the Double Chapter BIONICLE... In the time before time, two Rahk-Toa were captured...

ARC 1, CHAPTERS 6 & 7, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 3 & 4/4

Part 3: HAVING A CAPTURED DUO/REPULSE'S THOUGHTS

Repulse sighed... unfortunately, no-one remembered him, he seemed to be the only one to remember anything these days. He had captured Zlaperx & Invon.  His continuous struggles with Zlaperx had prompted this, but Zlaperx didn't remember him. At all. But he should have-something must have wiped his memory, same for Invon... something had done it. This meant he could no longer torture Zlaperx with taunts from the past, and Zlaperx was less sane than ever before. Rahk-Toa may or may not have this side effect .Unfortunately, Zlaperx had it and ended up feared by many matoran.

A knock echoed throughout Repulse's home cave. Someone was there... Makuta Gorast of The Tren Krom Peninsula... of course, she had come to congratulate him on his capture of Zlaperx and Invon as she had requested for him earlier to do so... creating a puddle of lies and confusion because she had also sent Zlaperx and Invon to capture Repulse... but she aimed a weapon at Zlaperx's And Invon's prison...

And then, their protodermic cage smashed and they fell to the floor...

Part 4: Yet Another Escape


Zlaperx and Invon hit the floor hard.

"Ow..."

Both looked up to see Repulse and Gorast looking at them. Zlaperx had an angry look on his face.

"ALL THIS... JUST TO BE BETRAYED BY THE VERY ONE WHO GAVE US SOMETHING TO DO?!"

"Well, what do you expect, she's a Makuta."

"Invon, you have no place here... You are nothing, so is Zlaperx and so am I! You will always fall, you will always fail, you will let your own friends die right in front of you..." Repulse pointed both of his fingers at laperx and Invon.

"I haven't met you or told my nameameameameameameame... How do you know?"

"There is something... Something... it is coming for you, the both of you... And the result shall not be good for you, but be good for I and repulse..." Gorast teleported away after she had finished speaking.

Zlaperx and Invon took the opportunity to go away.

"Are you sure he'll notice the Dynanananamite we left?"

"Invon, if there's oen thing you should know about me and all that pineapple like stuff..."

*BOOM in the distance with Repulse screaming*

"It's that I'm a pyro-maniac."

"That was a short end... wasn't it?"

"INVON STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL THE REPAIRMEN HAVEN'T FIXED IT YET! D:<!"

"D=!"

"D=<!"

"=D?"

">=D!"

"No, that's not right, we need to get off my home island right now... I don't know, the island feels like it is talking to me telepathically..."

"Isn't the port right over there?"

"Good, Invon, your head is flat."

Both were short so I put them in one.

Next: ARC 1: His Past is Blocked, CHAPTER 8/10, SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR 1/3

Sysnopis:

There was a creature. A creature of evil and all things horrendous... But nobody has ever seen it or even thinks it exists... but it does. Zlaperx and Invon are tossed into the middle of confusion... and nobody has an answer... And they're around in the creature's waking hour.

[Trijhak]

Gathered Friends, listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, Invon had defeated Repulse along with Zlaperx annoying Repulse before... but then they left.... And the Creature is awakening...

ARC 1: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 8, SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR PART 1/3: IT AWAKENS

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This dark, soundless place is a cave. A cave of danger. Constant, constant fear... its inhabitants fear that the creature will awaken. The creature will awaken. The Creature will awaken. The creature will awaken today.

---

"Where to, Invon?"

"I knew a place before I was forced to become a dark hunter: Atynis Nui. Great place, even if you were sometimes chased away by the Toa of the Island. "

Their vessel was poorly constructed. Cracks everywhere, along with gaps unseen to the naked eye. But the danger would come with the creature. It will come. It will come today. For it awakens at this very moment in time, hungry as heck. Its cave of restraint crumbled upon its awakening, and the inhabitants who had spent over a thousand years worrying had death immediately come to them. This was the beginning of everything... returning. This great creature marked the beginning of a new era in its waking hour...

"Invon, do you feel something?"

"Yes... And it feels bad... very, very bad!"

And then, the waters changed. The creature was closing in. It wanted a meal. And so it would get it. It was the fattest creature in the Matoran Universe, after all.

"What the heck is that!?"

Zlaperx pointed to a giant, fat, sluggish, 5-limbed burgundy creaturerising out of the ocean sea behind their boat. He trembled in fear.

"I think it's the legend of the Racyz..."

"The Racyz? Oh no, it sounds bad."

Zlaperx and Invon tried to do everything they could to move their ship....

But it was hopeless. The Racyz was catching them up.
Next:
ARC 1: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 9/10, SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR 2/3: It Begins
(and then, ARC 1: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 10/10, SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR 3/3: EVERYTHING RETURNS, then get ready for ARC 2: A NEW ERA, A NEW LIFE, A NEW PLACE!)

[Trijhak]

ARC 1: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 9, SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR PART 2/3: IT BEGINS

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The Racyz... let's just say put off some rear wind, propelling itself quite a bit. This was going to be the end for Zlaperx and Invon... or was it?

It was going to be until winds changed, making Zlaperx and Invon go towards their destination. Still, the Racyz was following them. Its hunger needed to be satisfied before it destroyed everything. The two rahk-toa crashed onto a shore with a crack. The Racyz senses that they were on land... and it rose out of the water, having legs.

Invon gasped. Zlaperx breathed heavily. Their situation was getting tense. Nothing could stop the Racyz at this point. Invon noticed a cave going underground.

"FOLLOW ME!" he shouted.

Zlaperx did so. They went deep into the cave, very, very deep... until the racyz tore the top of the cave off.

"If I, the least likely person to say this, has something to say... it's that this is probably the worst hour I've ever had."

"I may be entombed but I live on. I will come to you a few more times. I shall go, freeing myself from entombment." This ghostly voice came from where the cave's top used to be.

"That was weird..." Invon said. And he knew weird. As did Zlaperx.

And then Invon thought of something... And jumped towards the Racyz.

"And it thinks nothing can stop it..."
Next: ARC 1 FINALE: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 10/10 , SUB-ARC: THE WAKING HOUR 3/3: EVERYTHING RETURNS

...and yes, it's supposed to be short. The next one is a lot longer.

[Trijhak]

Gathered Friends, and my forgetful self, listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, one of our two Rahk-Toa decided to jump towards the Racyz's mouth, in desperate hope of winning against this monster that will never stop...

ARC 1 FINALE: HIS PAST IS BLOCKED, CHAPTER 9, SUB-ARC THE WAKING HOUR PART 3/3: THE RETURN OF EVERYTHING

"..from the outside, but from the inside..."

"...that would be quite stupid..."

"Zlaperx, don't question what I do. The way I live is not to be confused with the way you live."

And then, Invon jumped into the Racyz's mouth. And if you were there, you would hear zlaperx screaing out "INVOOOON!"

Invon fell down into the stomach of the Racyz. He could see several other things. Unnervingly, he could also see the bodies of the people the Racyz had ate.  that wouldn't happen to him. No, it wouldn't. From here, he had to get out, and get up to the place he needed to be. But then he noticed the Racyz had drunk some water... perhaps to down him, but that wasn't going to happen. He did defy nature by existing, of course. And then he heard it.

The tapping. The knocking. The drumbeat of two. And that meant he was about to die. That meant he would be corroded away... He had to get out now. And he banged on the 'walls' of the Racyz's stomach to no avail...


Zlaperx had watched Invon jump into the Racyz's mouth and fall down the back. And soon after he heard the drumbeat of two-meaning that the racyz was using its stomach contents. And he knew what this meant. He looked towards the supplies on the boat. A grappling hook. A long string. And a cylinder. He had an entire island to battle this monster. And so, battle, it, he did...

"You just made a big mistake, Racyz. You value your life... existence... legend, don't you? Don't mess with me. Fatal mistake. I'm Zlaperx. I'm the guy everybody fears. I'm the guy who's half rahkshi half-toa, and the original one, to boot. That much I am sure of, and you should prepare yourself to battle the greatest fear in the known cosmos."

Zlaperx threw the grappling hook. It embedded itself in the Racyz's back, angering it. It did various movements to get it off. But all it did was make Zlaperx land on its back. Then he got out the long string. He tied to the grappling hook. And then, he tossed himself to the island again. He tied the other end of the string to a rock nearby. And then he threw the cylinder at the beast above. And he hoped his plan would work. And...

It did. But not in the expected way. In an unusual twist, the Racyz and the island were fused together, making the Racyz immobile and making it live forever. Zlaperx knew that living forever and immobility were the two worst things that could ever happen to you. You saw so much yet you could help so little. It was a curse of pain.

"Bye now, now that I'm done avenging my friend, I'm off to go row my pineapple into where Invon wanted me to go. Asynita Nui... "

And then a huge tremor shook the universe Zlaperx was in. And he knew what it was: it was part of the return of everything the gateway had mentioned. And then he set to work. He built a new ship in three hours. Just three. And it was pretty large. But it would do for his journey. He knew the winds would take him to his destination. But he had forgotten one thing: the gateway had mentioned that Invon needed to be alive. He had forgotten that part...

---

He could see Asynita Nui in the distance. He went faster, but didn't crash. He had crashed too many times. And when he arrived, he jumped out of the ship instantly. Standing on the west coast of Asynita Nui was Zlaperx, where Invon had wanted to go. He would do what Invon wanted him to do. And so, this was the beginning. As various Matoran came out to see who Zlaperx was, a new era began...

Next: ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 1/15, CHAPTER 11, SUB-ARC 1/2: A New Arrival

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time,A new island was discovered. It was named Asynita Nui by the first few beings to live in the Matoran Universe, regarded as the second safest place in the  Matoran Universe, second only to Artahka...

ARC 2: A NEW ERA. PART 1/15, CHAPTER 11, SUB-ARC 1/2: A NEW ARRIVAL

"We have a new arrival of an unidentified species on the western coast of the island."

"Any records of that species?"

"None. But find him, and bring him to us."

"I will."

---

"Who are you?" one Matoran asked.

"Zlaperx. Rahk-Toa. From the Tren krom Peninsula. Friendless."

"EVERYONE AWAY FROM HIM! HE EATS MATORAN BRAINS!" With that, a Turaga came sliding out of his hut.

"YOU"RE WRONG, I ONLY DO THAT TO SHADOW MATORAN!"

"YOU EXPLODE STUFF!"

"...correct, but not in the bad sense. In good, gooey, sense of exploding stuff."

Zlaperx's first visit to Asynita Nui was not how he expected it to be. A Turaga was shouting at him and he could sense something behind him... He turned around. And nothing was there.

"What. What? What!? There are invisible watermelons flying around me!"

And then Zlaperx was carried away by a couple of Toa.

When he woke up he was strapped to a rock. Several Toa surrounded him.

"What is your name?"

"Zlaperx."

"What is your history?"

"I dunno. a few makuta to eat, forgot most of it except the last few days."

"What is your species?"

"Rahk-Toa."

"What is your intention?"

"Nothing but insanity."

"How did you find this island?"

"...luck."

"What did you do to get to this island?"

"Defeat this thing called the racyz, built a ship, crashed into the western coast..."

"What are the names of your friends?"

"One friend. His name was Invon. He's dead now. The Racyz killed him."

"Any questions?"

"Why am I telling you everything? AM I DEAD?!"

"No, Honesty patch."

"Why am I s trapped to a rock? Rocks aren't comfortable, haven't you heard they're planning against the Universe?!"

"Alright:

Name: Zlaperx
Species: Rahk-Toa
Intention: Insanity
Found us by: Luck
Any friends: One former one now dead, otherwise N/A."

"Why do you need my information?!"

"For the island, for the safety... Welcome to Asynita Nui, you can now never leave."

"Who made that rule, it's rubbish!"

Next: ARC 2, PART 2/15. CHAPTER 12, SUB-ARC: A NEW ARRIVAL 2/2: WELCOME TO ASYNITA NUI

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, a rahk-Toa had found Asynita Nui... But he could never return... according to their rubbish rules...

ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 2/15, CHAPTER 12, SUB-ARC: A NEW ARRIVAL 2/2: WELCOME TO ASYNITA NUI

"Can I get off of this rock now?" Zlaperx asked the several Toa surrounding him.

One Toa snaped his fingers. The bonds holding him and the rock together disappeared. They were obviously very familiar with Asynita Nui, but they seemed to be very cruel. The only other islands they seemed to know were the Tren krom peninsula and Stelt-they seemed to deny the existence of Metru Nui, let alone Mata Nui... himself. This place felt like a dictatorship as if it was rule dby the Turaga and the Toa agreeing on things too much. And then Zlaperx observed the Toa. They hadn't seemed to have encountered a Rahk-Toa before, which was perfect.

And then he did something very unexpected... He started break dancing through the Toa, zapping them with Heat Vision and Plasma-he never really knew what his Toa-Side element was, mostly air or light came out, but this time Plasma came out. His break dancing was distracting them for a short while, but then they realized what he was doing, he started climbing up the Cliff face to the far right, which strangely looked like a carving of a slug he had seen a day ago now. then he looked down and aimed heat vision at the ground, then fired it, propelling him to the top. He then danced atop the cliff and nearly fell off, before physics realized he was defying it.

And then he ran some more. Until from out of nowhere another Toa landed on him, but not one of the previous Toa.

"Zlaperx?" she said."

"Huh what?" he replied in confusion before climbing out of confusion before confusion could eat him.

"You've forgotten so much..."

The next thing Zlaperx knew, he was underground. What he was in must have been a base of some sorts for three rebellious male vortixx, a Skakdi, four Toa including the one he just met, one of krekka's species, two of  Sidorak's species, eight Matoran, a turaga, one of ehlek's species and... three other Rahk-Toa. There were more than he thought. And among those three was...

Invon. It turned out he was not dead-he did have the Rahkshi power of teleportation, after all. How could Zlaperx have been so stupid tot hink he had been killed? Perhaps Invon knew Zlaperx would defeat the Racyz...

And then the Turaga started speaking.

"We have a new being in here today," he spoke, pointing to Zlaperx. "We have the information that he defeated the Racyz, and that he came upon pretty much everything by luck. His name is Zlaperx, his home is the Tren Krom Peninsula, did anyone here know him before he came here?"

Invon stepped up. So did the Toa that he had met. And so did three of the Matoran.

"Whut? Of all of them I only know Invon."

Invon whispered in Zlaperx's ear.

"You're the only one I know in here, too..."

And then the Turaga walekd up to Zlaperx.

"Then your past has been blinded. Would you like to learn it, and what blocked it?"
NEXT:
ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 3/15, CHAPTER 13, SUB-ARC: A Hundred Years Ago, PART 1/3: The True Toa Asynita

[Trijhak]

Gathered friend, listen again  to our tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time before time... where's my script?

ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 3/15, CHAPTER 13, SUB-ARC: THE TRUE TOA ASYNITA 1/3: A Hundred years ago...

(messed the next time title up)

"I do wish to learn my past."

"Then..." The Turaga's mask started glowing and his staff started moivng. And then, Zlaperx was knocked into  unconsciousness as a sound grew in his head...

100 Years ago...

Seven Toa stood at the shoreline of Asynita Nui, waiting for thier rewards from Xia. They were also on the look out for a Shadow Toa named Repulse. And they were also on the look out for Rahkshi. But there were no Makuta nearby.

"Toa Asynita, regroup!" a red and yellow toa of fire commanded.

"Are we all here? Zlaperx, Invon, Arasha, Xykede, Hevisa, Fawithia, and myself, Infger."

As Zlaper'x unconscious Mind hearthis, the sound his ehad became louder... 'aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh'

A Toa of Plasma, a Toa of Iron, a Toa of Lightning, a Toa of Gravity, a Toa of Stone, and a Toa of Psionics walked up to  Infger.

"Yeah, we are. But I think we're in a trap.. there's a lot of rahkshi around..."

"Use your plasma, Zlaperx! You can't be a Toa and not know what to do!"

"Why are you so... harsh on us all the time? You've done it too many times to be a Toa, you don't even give us confidence..." the Toa of  Gravity, Xykede, replied.

"Because I'm not. I just led you tto the test! I am the one you call your enemy, I am the one who you call Makuta The Greater!"

The noise in Zlaper'x head became even louder with this... and his mind  also snapped to the fact that he forgot to defeat Makuta the Greater...

Zlaperx sighed.

"Well then, Infger', who are you to capture us? As you said, we can take down Rahkshi..."

"But not Rahk-Toa... which is what you all will become!"

---
In the present

Invon watched Zlaperx's unconscious body. He asked the Turaga,

"Can I have my memories back too?"

Nearby the Toa, who was of lightning, spoke to one of the other Rahk-Toa and one of the other Toa.

"Why'd you  put your hand up if he dun't remember you?" the Toa asked.

"I thought he would remember... apparently not. It seems to be the Rahk-Toa on our team can't remember."

Then the Rahk-Toa started speaking. "If I have one thing to say, Arasha, it's that I can only remember because the turaga did what he is doing to Zlaperx to me."

"Xykede, Hevisa, we'll just have to wait... right now Zlaperx, Invon, Fewitha and you, Xykede are all Rahk-Toa and 3/4 can't remember..."

And then, Zlaperx woke up.

"Oh, hi."

"What do you remember?" the Turaga asked.

"That Makuta the greater turned me into a Rahk-Toa along with invon, Fewithia and Xykede disguised as our team leader for such a long time and that I have most of my memory back. At least, back then, he wasn't affiliated with makuta The Lesser who I ate accidentally a few days ago due to my more savage nature at the time..."

"Any of you eating things can be accounted for, it wasn't your fault. It was makuta the greater's fault.  And Invon, you can have your memory back now."

Zlaperx walked other to Xykede, Hevisa and Arasha.

"And hello again."

"Make that half of the Rahk-Toa who can't remember." Arasha said.

"When Invon and Fewithia are done with memory restoration, we can take on those fake toa outside..." Hevisa replied.

"Buuuut Repulse is their leader, also a Rahk-Toa and Makuta the Greater's Third-In-Command..." Xykede added.

And then Zlaperx decided to speak.

"From eating Makuta the Lesser I found out the tuth about Makuta the greater-Makuta The Greater's name is Drykili... and he's far more powerful than a Makuta... he's a Dulapa.

---
At another place...

Makuta the greater/Drykili looked at his constantly changing list... And on it things had changed against his will...

NAME_________________________ __MEMORY REGAINED_____________________ ____RAHK-TOA?

ZLAPERX                                            YES                                                             YES
INVON                                              MEMORY REGAINING IN PROGRESS                       YES
ARASHA                                              YES                                                              NO
XYKEDE                                              YES                                                            YES
HEVISA                                               YES                                                               NO
FAWITHIA                                            NO                                                               YES



He knew what this was the work of... and so, he headed for Asynita Nui... because this also meant Zlaperx could tell Makuta The greater's real name to anyone... and his real race.... and now, he was getting the second most-powerful race in the universe to help do his job... the Crying Spirits.

NEXT: ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 4/15, CHAPTER 14, SUB-ARC: THE TRUE TOA ASYNITA 2/3: ZLAPERX, INVON, ARASHA, XYKEDE, HEVISA, FAWITHIA: REFORMED

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, according to my memory, nothing interesting happened. Maybe I should be fired. I'm already a Turaga of Fired, after all. Maybe-

ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 4/15, CHAPTER 14, SUB-ARC: THE TRUE TOA ASYNITA 2/3: REFORMATION

A few days later...

"I, ordered by the leader of the Toa Asanita, order you to surrender!"

"You know what? We're the Toa Asynita. Noticed that you pronounced it wrong. Maybe you want to be flung off this island by Gravity."

Xykede flung the Toa of the island with Gravity. Next to him Zlaperx was eating fried fake Toa. He had already fried some with heat Vision powers, after all.

And a few minutes later, they were done with the fake toa. Now they had to deal with the only Fake turaga on the island. Which means they had to go the Matoran City on the western coast.

And when they confronted him...

"Fake Turaga Whatshisname, would you like to be struck by lightning?"

"Or searing hot plasma that can toast you so I can place you on Toast to eat?"

"You Toa have it all wrong... you shouldn't come barging in on Von Nebula's home..."

"Who's Von Nebula?" Invon asked.

And then, the Turaga changed into the form of the not-so-familiar of Von Nebula and disappeared into a Black Hole. (LEGO seems obsessed with Black Holes. Black Hole Gang, Black Hole creating staff...)

"That was random but we're done." Hevisa said.

"We have to announce it to the Matoran."  Arasha replied, while looking at Invon, Xykede and Zlaperx.

"Has Fewithia awoken from her trauma of the past yet?" Xykede sad.

"No."

---

Asynita Nui was in Makuta the Greater's view. The Crying Spirits turned to Protosteel when being looked at, and could only move when not being looked at. Definitely not a rip-off of the Weeping Angels. Okay, okay, maybe their cousins. But definitely not related... snap...

All the Toa/Rahk-Toa had regained their memory and were on Asynita Nui, together... everything he had done to keep them away had failed. So drkyili's vengeance would be greater.

And far more dangerous. After all, he knew it was the end of the universe as we know it in Matoran Year 100,000... the year that everything changes...

Zlaperx, Arch-Enemy of the Repulsed One..
Invon, Arch-Enemy of the Shattered One..
Xykede, Arch-Enemy of the Black Hole One..
Arasha, Arch-Enemy of the Electrical One.
Hevisa, Arch-Enemy of the Crubling One.
Fewithia, Arch-Enemy of the Reading One.

Drykili also had a Rahk-Toa team with him. Repulse, of course, was already on Asynita Nui, hiding. The other five were with Drykili. They all represented a different part of his plan...
Next:
ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 5/15, CHAPTER 15, SUb-ARC: THE TRUE TOA ASYNITA 3/3: ASYNITA NUI... RESTORED?

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends, listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, blah. lol blah lol

ARC 2: A MEW ERA, PART 5/15, CHAPTER 15, SUB-ARC: THE TRUE TOA ASYNITA 3/3:  ASYNITE NUI... RESTORED?

"Everyone has now regained their memory."

"Good. That was the necessary part." said Zlaperx.

"Check the surrounding areas."

Zlaperx ran to the nearest closest-to-telescope-type-thing. He observed every part of the surrounding ocean. And a glint of brown and silver was on the horizon. He zoomed in. Zoomed in further. And he recognized it too well: Five evil-looking Rahk-Toa... and Drykili were on that oncoming ship, much to the unfortunateness to the island. Now this was bad.

"DRYKILI AND FIVE RAHK-TOA ONCOMING!" he shouted at the top of his own lungs.

And then the island went into a panic and Zlaperx facepalmed.

"This ain't gonna end well, 'specially if I paint the island with cheese."

"Zlaperx, cheese isn't paint. Plus, all we can do is panic. I ate all the supplies."

"You're a Turaga... and you ate the supplies? OH MY MATA NUI, you're a Turaga, you should... be eating supplies with me!"

Zlaperx then walked off, heading straight into a wall. Then he turned around. And looked to the ocean, knowing that Drykili was coming... he felt as if he was looking straight into Drykili's eyes...

---

Drykili looked out upon Asynita Nui. The glints of the colours on the inhabitants he could see. And he felt as if he was staring straight into Zlaperx's eyes, too. Soon, Zlaperx wouldnt exist-as part of his plans. He knew when to signal Repulse to attack, and knew what to do. He was Drykili, after all.

Everything he had was all for one purpose: to destroy Asynita Nui and its inhabitants. This was something he felt he must do. And sometimes, his plans didn't work. But he always had a back-up plan. Everyone should. Sometimes he failed... sometimes he won. He was going to Asynita Nui, and he could feel the glory of it. One of his Master Plans was about to begin. And he was drfiting towards Asynita Nui. Closer and closer, to both Asynita and what he felt was the ultimate Glory... The glory of Drykili... His victory... His empire... His universe... They wil become true one day... or at least he felt that way.

And he was now about to dock at Asynita Nui...

---

Zlaperx saw Drrykili dock. And then he exclaimed,

"They're here. And we fight this week, with one side being the victory, the other the loser."
NEXT: ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 6/15, CHAPTER 16, SUB-ARC: ZLAPERX'S BLOG 1/5

Preview:

Sometimes you don't know what is right and what is wrong. Sometimes you just can't think straight. That is the curse of the insane. And your entire universe sometimes may just boil down to one insane person.

[Trijhak]

Gathered friends... Listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE... IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME... There was a Rahk-Toa by the name of Zlaperx. And he was, in my own excellent opinion, excellent.

ARC 2: A NEW ERA, PART 6/15, CHAPTER 16, SUB-ARC: ZLAPERX'S BLOG/A FEW DAYS LATER 1/5

Sometimes you don't know what is right and what is wrong. Sometimes you just can't think straight. That is the curse of the insane. And your entire universe sometimes may just boil down to one insane person.

Let's just say that what happened was no a good thing at all. It all started when I was on Asynita Nui, thinking what the upcoming battle would be like, while also dreaming of a more... paradise-like place. This place isn't much of a Paradise. At least it was until after the battle. The battle had been a tough one. I saw my team-mates fall one by one, I was the third-to-last to fall. And now I'm being shipped off to this other island. It is called Artahka. I have no idea why I was going there. Invon was the one who wanted to go there but he is being shipped to the Southern Continent. I cannot remember what happened between the battle and now, though. Doesn't feel  like nine days. More like knocking yourself out with Heat Vision for five minutes-believe me, I accidentally tried it once. Now I'm a slave of Drykili. Argh. This has been a really bad day.

The ship containing Zlaperx arrived at its location, Artahka. In Zlaperx's Universe, Artahka was much different. No buildings. Just beautiful. With a Matoran-like species. This place was being raided by Drykili monthly, with no fiighting back from the matoran-like beings. It was a really strange place. Then, Zlaperx was whipped out. Straight into Drykili's central building there to meet their mission co-ordinator.
I was assigned to join something. I don't know what it is though.

And I had to keep quiet. Most here were weird people. And I know weird. And apparently, I was sent here for a reason: it's very dangerous.
NEXT: ZLAPERX'S BLOG/A FEW DAYS LATER 2/5: Artahka