Message #235238

[Trijhak]

SECTION 6, Part 2, Even Heroes Fail and We Eat Heroes

Tuma wondered what he would do with the UD now that he had captured them. They were overrun with Shadow. Maybe he should eat them. This was proof for him that even the heroes could fail. He then turned around, and announced...

"WE EAT HEROES! I AM THE MIGHTY TUMA!" translated as "We eat heroes as of today!"

No rejections followed. Now all Tuma had to do was rescue the alternate Branar. But he didn't know where Branar's prison was. Perhaps it was up in the sky, or in the ground, or maybe even in his head for some bizarre reason. Maybe it was also a random colour.

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Bwakaka was free at last. He had overpowered one of Mutran's experiments, and gained control of it to free him. As he rammed the door to his cell down, he noticed that he was interrupting a Rahkshi patrol. What the rahkshi got was a sucking dimensional gate behind them which pulled them in. He fell through the floor until he reached the ground-level one,  creating a shockwave, blowing everything away in a thirty meter radius. Except all of the doors. They were made out of Exsidian. So, the creature broke it for him. He was free at last although with lots of Rahkshi on his tail, the Skrall were out with Tuma as he could see in the  horizon.

He ran and ran until his feet were forced to a stop-right in front of several Elite Skrall and one fruit. He sent a beam out of his hands and they were out of existence. He then bowed down to pick up the fruit but as son as he did...

"I AM NOT EDIBLE!" it screamed, as it was transforming into the familiar shape of an Agori.

"Banana..."

"What is it, thy master?"

"Join the light side, we have banana flavoured foods!"

"I am already on the light side: it has cream on the top!"

"Okay, good, where are the other UDs?"

"In the concentration camp of Skrall the Eighty-five hundred thousand and twelve hundred and Pi!"

"Skrall 851,203.14? How does that make sense?"

"He has a third arm."

"Oh, that makes sense, Yellow Banana."

The duo began to set off on their dangerous journey: they fell on venomous marshmallows, they were chased by ravenous tap water and they crossed the bridge of red total posts until they reached the C-Camp.

"Why do I get the feeling that this is going to Start The Second Shattering?"

"Because the bananas make you feel so... Worship the bananas and that won't happen, worship the bananas, worship the baaanaaanaaas!"

Then a bomb of fire exploded near their feet, giving a hole in a wall. When the smoke cleared, Shatterheat could be seen with two unconscious Skrall in the background. Bwakaka then sent what he called a 'goawayrockshatblockprogressio nandalsodeusexmachina2' through the walls of rock. They disappeared or fell on Skrall. He could tell that everyone there knew that a powerful titan nearby, but it was not Tuma. A few got up and sixteen figures could be seen through the smoke that the falling rocks had created. Those sixteen could see the shape of a titan. And then, about seven of them recognized Bwakaka. Shatterheat was behind Bwakaka, having spotted him.

"Bwakaka, Banana, go on..."

"No, Shatterheat, you'll ruin mine and Banana's surprised."

"We may not be able to see you but we can still hear you, we know that you have returned. " The familiar voice of Hyrzya spoke.

"All right, let's teleport back then..."

Bwakaka shimmered and disappeared. All other UDs did the same and were back in their HQ. Bwakaka then came up to Shatterheat.

"I see you have the helmet of time control. You now have the most important mission of us all. You shall go to this Alternate Branar's dimension and travel back in time, to the point where you can stop Branar from having a great Being's powers. He'll be fine where he is, in a stasis tube where GB powers don't work."

NEXT: SECTION 7, Part 1, Everyone's Enemy