The American elementary thru high school system.
Oh, wait, this is supposed to be
actual jokes? OK, sorry.

Mitt Romney.

Oh, you mean
actual actual jokes? OK, gotcha.
There was a guy standing around at college, chatting with his friends. One of the girls found this guy obnoxious and annoying, and when he started a random discussion on shadow puppets, she decided to jump in and shut him up.
"Hey, I can do shadow puppets, too," she said. "Watch: It's a dog, it's a bunny, it's a bird."
*Is dragged off-stage by the neck*
