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MsRowdyRedhead
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2010, 04:31:04 pm » |
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What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.
Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away there lived a woman who was just too busy! She decided to make a clone of herself so she could get twice as much work done. Well, the clone helped her a lot, but it also gave her a bad reputation because the clone constantly swore. One day, the woman couldn't take her clone's foul mouth anymore, so she took it to the top of a building and pushed it off. Soon after, the woman was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
Why did the booger cross the road, because he was being picked on
What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy 'O Furniture.
How to you organize a spacey party? You planet.
How do you start a book about ducks?...With an introduction
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   The dream is free.. the work to achieve it is sold separately.OOC: An OOC expression of horror would confirm your humanity nicely.  MLNO. The only forum I know where expressions like the one above are commonplace.  Everyone is frustrating in their own special way.
"Right is right, even if everyone is against it. Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it." ♥
"If you're not havin a good day, change your mind!!"
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