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« on: April 14, 2010, 10:45:40 am »

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH



This is pretty neat.
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It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
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This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1.  First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2.  Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).

3.  Add 5.



4.  Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5.  If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ... If you haven't, add 1759...



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.




You should have a three digit number.
 
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).



The next two numbers are...



YOUR AGE!  (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK


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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 11:01:18 am »

Wow...it worked! =O I don't feel like posting my IQ though. It's in the 900s, though. =P
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 11:06:01 am »

This makes no sense and doesn't even work, because chocolate (I'm going to break people's little imaginative worlds here) is not a number.

Seriously, actual numbers please?
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 02:01:23 pm »

Worked for me...Neat. Where'd you get that?
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 02:21:45 pm »

Whaat you only crave chocolate once per week?? *calls doctor*
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 02:23:38 pm »

I did it last night and got 916.

Did it this morning and got 716.

It was right both times! (I had just eaten chocolate cake before I took it again this morning)
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 02:28:50 pm »

0_o Whoa; it got my age right. =O
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 02:29:43 pm »

Pretty cool, right? Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 02:32:19 pm »

Definitely interesting. =)
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 02:32:42 pm »

Nope, doesn't even work, Said I was 61, WAY off.

Whoever wrote this needs to seriously rethink it, because it hardly works at all.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 02:34:01 pm »

Whaat you only crave chocolate once per week?? *calls doctor*
I crave every month...
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2010, 02:36:09 pm »

Wow, awesome, epic, awesomeness, of epic awesomeness.
Now I know Chocolate has a brain *starts talking to a chocolate box*
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2010, 02:39:17 pm »

KZ: Follow every step correctly, and use your birth year; not the current year. Wink
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2010, 02:41:44 pm »

I did. Do not assume I did something wrong.

Because I didn't.
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2010, 02:42:40 pm »

EPIC! It's all right!
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Haha, I've done this before (last year, so it works most years really Wink ) and thought it was quite neat. This time I got 213... it got it right! Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2010, 04:41:22 pm »

However, it is most difficult when question 1 cannot be answered with a correct number Tongue ( less that 10..puleeze)
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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2010, 04:45:25 pm »

I know... I mean, most people want to eat it at least 21 times a week, right? =P
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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2010, 05:53:45 pm »

Did it again but didn't end up with the original number, though my age was right... and mysteriously, it was the same as TBD... 213.
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