S.H.I.R.A Squad [RPG] [PG/PG-13]

[Magical Girl Mimi]

-==IC: Lloyd==-

Lloyd also agreed on knowing what Adrian was about to say, and then whacked Adrian on the back of the head, and then turned to Rose.
"She dragged me along, to be honest." Lloyd said with a shrug.
"I think she should be the one to explain, as the only reason I got dragged along is because I know you as well as I do. That, and to prevent things from getting crazy." Lloyd said with a sigh.

[The Truth]

(Adrian): "Ow."

(Rose): "Things always end up crazy."

*Ernesto the Penguin walks over, eats Rose's dessert, and leaves*

OOC: Ernesto looks like a blue version of the penguins from Adventure Time, BTW.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

-==IC: Lloyd==-

"Good point." Lloyd said in response to Rose's comment.
"I meant crazier, though." Lloyd said, with a slight chuckle.

[The Truth]

"Like, Shiza crazy?"

[Flipz]

-==IC: J==-
"General, I am Lieutenant Jennifer Ducheaux, I'm here to rescue you."

OOC: "My name is Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."  Cue response..."Aren't you a little bit short to be a stormtrooper Imperial?"
OOC: I need some kind of reaction for the Bade group to go off of.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

-==IC: Barry==-

"Just what the heck is going on here?" Barry demanded, and started waving a plasma pistol around... However, he then paused and looked at it with an incredulous look, as it was now an old-style gun.
"Wha?"

[The Truth]

(Shiza): "Yeah! Just like he rescued me when I was Jabba's slave! Remember?"

~~~


(Adrian): "Oh...you're that weirdo that always put hearts in her status reports."

[Flipz]

-==IC: Bade==-
Bade notices Barry waving a gun around.  "Nice piece, but I think you need a little more practice before you use it.  Like this," he says, firing a round off randomly.  The bullet ricochets everywhere, barely missing pretty much everyone in the room, before finally hitting the musketeer hat Curtis was inexplicably wearing.

OOC: 

EDIT: OOC2:

(Adrian): "Oh...you're that weirdo that always put hearts in her status reports."

This just made my day. XD

[The Truth]

OOC: Shiza sees nothing at all odd about this.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

-==IC: Curtis==-

Curtis blinked, as a bullet went through his new hat.
"... Obviously I missed something..." Curtis said, with another blink, as he suddenly stopped, and looked around.

OOC: Of course she wouldn't; she's crazy, insane, whatever you wanna say. =P

[The Truth]

(Shiza): "You must have missed the monkeys."

[Flipz]

-==IC: Bade==-
"You're right!  The one with the eyepatch looked awfully dodgy...OK, lady, you're off the hook.  We've got a new suspect.  C'mon, Isabella, we have a monkey to catch!"

With that, Bade and Shiza walk out the front doors to...find a monkey, apparently.

OOC: The world's gonna stay like this until y'all decide not to buy into it, you know.  Oh, and you might want to organize a search party for Justin.  He has *rolls dice* -8HP right now, and if he takes Vitality Point damage by failing a Constitution check...[/DarthsAndDroids]

[The Truth]

OOC: Are Shiza and Bade related? (The fact that they have different last names means nothing-Shiza came up with her name herself.)

[Magical Girl Mimi]

OOC: Darths and Droids. xD

-==IC: Carrie==-

"Okay; this just doesn't seem real..." Carrie said, with a skeptical frown, as everything seemed weird.
And just how did he get parts from the Quicksilver...?

OOC: If someone would actually mention that, aside from that hint, the search party would've started earlier. =P

Also, you gonna react with J, so Lloyd has something to respond to, maybe?

[The Truth]

(Shiza): "It's not real. It's just Flipz's imagination."

[Flipz]

-==IC: Bailey==-
"So..." Bailey steps forward, wearing an extremely flattering dress, which nearly causes Curtis' eyes to fall out of his head, "what's the deal with the mech fingers?  If I understood that nut right, he wandered across the Glory Towers battlefield after we all left.  There must have been a thousand destroyed mechs there; why is this one important?"  She notices everyone besides the two droids looking at her strangely.  "What?  I worked for Intelligence; when something important's going on, nothing fazes me.  Not even this imaginary...film noir thing."

Then Shiza pops her head back in and says "It's not real. It's just Flipz's imagination."

"...right.  Whoever that is.  But she's right, this is probably just some crazy thing in our imagination; it's not real."

Just then, the illusion disappeared.  "So...remind me again...what exactly was important about those mech fingers?"

-==J==-
J is torn between embarassment and delight.  "So...glad...you noticed."  So...not glad...you told them...  "So I was thinking, there's this restaurant across town, on the waterfront, and..."  she trails off, appalled at her slip-up.  "Erm, I mean, there's this guy back at base...he seemed off his rocker, but I still think he could be trouble."  She grabs the candle and a container of powdered non-dairy creamer.  "Permission to take care of him, sir?"

OOC: Let's see if her pyromania gets her any redeemption points with Rose.
OOC2: Related?  Uh...not sure.  That could be interesting...*hatches evil plan...*
OOC3: Oh, and unless we move Lloyd's group, Shiza and Bade are gonna come spread some noir flair across that whole catastrophe...the perfect chance for some over-the-top noir-style rivalry to break out between Lloyd and Adrian.
Also...PM'ing you guys a Youtube video that shows the tone I'm going for with Bade.  Not the voice, mind you, the tone of his misadventures.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

-==IC: Carrie==-

"Those are the fingers from Justin's mech." Carrie said, as if it were obvious, forgetting for that second that Bailey wasn't around until Justin had disappeared. Meanwhile, Curtis had shook his head, wondering if that was part of the illusion, or not.

OOC: =P

-==IC: Lloyd==-

Lloyd hid both a smirk and a chuckle at J's reactions, but then shrugged.
"She has a point. That guy was off his rocker. And Shiza didn't help any."

OOC: =P

[Flipz]

-==IC: Bailey==-
Bailey looks up sharply.  "Justin?  Justin who?"

OOC: Say the last name, say the last name, I dare ya!
OOC: Decided to post here so the video would be imbedded.
Here is the sort of shenanigans Zamz Bade gets up to in his spare time.  He actually looks like that guy but without the weird mask-thing.  This is a video made in Gmod to accompany a skit from the radio show "A Prarie Home Companion," specificaly, a "Guy Noir, Private Eye" segment.  they're all pretty funny, so look some up when you get the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIz18pOPIms&feature=related

[Magical Girl Mimi]

OOC: ... Oh. OH. Uh-oh. xD Oh boy.

-==IC: Carrie==-

"Kronos, why?" Carrie asked, honestly not sure why she asked, and was honestly curious.

OOC: Hilarity ensues. I'll watch that when I have my speaker hooked up. =P

[The Truth]

(Rose): "Here's the key to my room. You can borrow one of my rocket launchers."

*Tosses J the key*

(Adrian): "Er...yeah. Permission granted."

OOC: Adrian still prefers Rose, but J's interest in him has him flustered.