Better yet, his name is Phillip Morris.

You mean, Edward calling hax on Rod? Yeah...nothing like a bit of hypocritical humor.

Hank's just still suspicious from Tomas seeming to recognize him, but now that he's seen Tomas acting mor like a detective... I know Tomas is from a video game, I just can't remember what. Something about photographic memory, though...
Thanks! Morris' will likely only show up later, since he's mostly just for throwaway gags when players run into him. Octochoo, too, but he's a bit of a powerhouse, so once he's forced into battle one side or the other will likely scoop him up. *Tries to think of an intro for Keldeo.*
EDIT:
Keldeo was one of 24 Keese in a dungeon on August 24, 1987 when Link appeared and killed them to unlock locked doors. When a Vire appeared to comfort the dying Keese, it found Keldeo, gave him a name, and brought him to its superiors for promotion.
BitF Reference?
Yes!!!!! You spotted that?

Octochoo's tall tale references that, too. And I was considering another reference to that song for Keldeo's first recruitment pitch... (I think you can guess what it'll be...not directly from the Zelda segments, but elsewhere within the song.)