Count to a Million

[MsRowdyRedhead]

55863

murda iz murda

[Wantija$$$]

55864

Ba dum tsh!

[MsRowdyRedhead]

55865

 

[mtmerrick]

WT^.H is all that?

55866

[Jade]

55867

Timothy Zahn never disappoints

[MsRowdyRedhead]

55868

Inseed

[Trijhak]

55869

Blade, for denying my offer to become a wall, I will now make sure you become a cheesecake when you die.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

556770

Oh geeze.. that's be so messy!

[mtmerrick]

556771

[Trijhak]

55872

I'm not sure how we multiplied by ten.

But my adversaries include everyone that isn't me.

They shall all die when the time comes.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

55873

*Becomes a cheesecake*

[Trijhak]

55874

And now you are rendered immobile

1/everyone else

Yes, the power shall be mine, and with the batBlademan rendered useless as a cheesecake, my plan will succeed.

And nobody knows my plan. Stopping the Furnos is only one part. Dare I tell anyone? No.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

55875

You forgot someone... Blade II. Aka, me. *Person in greenish black sunglasses jumps down*

[Trijhak]

55876

I didn't forget you, I took extra measures to protect myself. What you see of me now is but a mere illusion. You do not exist. You are a copy of an existing being, well, a being that's a cheesecake now. You should not exist. You are nothing without being one being. And, as you are nothing, you are very easily killed by the existence of everything. Today you fall, thanks to me. Today, insanity becomes more than a delusion. Today, delusions become real. And you can't change reality. Today, the chaos rises, and the order, the sanity, shall fall. Goodbye, Blade II. I hope you lived a short and horrible life.

(I think I prefer writing antagonists to protagonists.)

[Magical Girl Mimi]

55877

I should not exist; and yet I do. And why is that? *Cheesecake fragments into particles, which then surround Blade II*

You say that reality cannot be changed; however; I would say otherwise, given you've already changed it once.

[Obi]

55878

... 0_o

[Trijhak]

55879

I didn't change reality. This was already going to happen. I saw myself do it, I'm a time traveller, and the flow of time shall stay as it is, with chaos rising and order falling.

You can't stop me. For I am reality, and you are now edible. You'd go great in a sandwich, but you would taste of nothing as you are nothing.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

55880

*Smirks, and snaps fingers, as the essence of two Blades become one* Don't you realize that was simply a ploy to get you to do that? I am from an alternate universe where you've already gone insane with all this... And I'm here to stop you.

[Trijhak]

55881

You can't stop insanity.

Deception is bliss. This is an alternate universe, one of many. I believe that there is no original, and that DRIVES ME INSANE!

And killing me will only make the Furnos more powerful. I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH LAVA to defeat them.

LET'S COMPROMISE. you die. I AGREED TO IT. because you don't get a choice.

AND. let's say. A TIMELINE. once ceased to exist. BECAUSE OF. me.

now let's all. LAUGH. at the maniac. WHO THINKS. he can stop. REALITY.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

55882

Is reality really real; if it was altered? Besides; by doing what you did; you gave me the power to stop your plans. You, in my alt universe, used that line about the Furnos to gave your power... But it was never reality. And I can bet you it isn't here either.