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OLD-TIME KZ PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS...
ROBOT UPRISINGS AND CHOCOLATE MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE FROM NOWHERE
02:07 - Daynаr: any1 know how long it is until robots take over the world
?
02:07 - Wally: No
02:07 - Eternal Shadow: Ummm....no.
02:07 - Daynаr: awww
02:10 - ‱: 20 years
02:11 - ‱: 20.7 to be precise
02:11 - Daynаr:
02:11 - Eternal Shadow: Aha...
02:11 - Eternal Shadow: And where did you get this info?
02:11 - ‱: time machine
02:11 - Eternal Shadow: I see.
02:11 - Wally: I'm reading the book The Time Machine by H.G. Wells right now.
02:11 - ‱: They will hold President Daynar hostage (yes, that surprised me too) and demand that robots be given superior rights to humanity.
02:12 - Daynаr: xD
02:12 - Eternal Shadow:
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02:13 - ‱: And then?
02:13 - ‱: Daynar escaped the robots.
02:13 - ‱: The robots took over the USA.
02:13 - Eternal Shadow:
02:13 - Wally: I didn't like the US anyway
02:14 - Wally: It'd be better under robot
02:14 - ‱: There was a similar uprising in North Korea
02:14 - Wally: *robots
02:14 - Eternal Shadow: This sounds like the movie I was watching last night.
02:14 - ‱: The robots wanted to make humanity their slaves
02:14 - Eternal Shadow: Sort of.
02:14 - ‱: Of course, there was a resistance movement.
02:14 - ‱: It was based in Australia.
02:15 - Eternal Shadow: Nevermind. Now it's not anything like what I watched last night xD
02:15 - ‱: Everybody was shocked when the robots had accelerated the advancement of their technology.
02:15 - ‱: They could make entire continents fly off the Earth. Literally. Ridiculous.
02:16 - ‱: The resistance was slowly being crushed over a few months.
02:16 - ‱: When they had no more use for the slaves, they started converting them into robots.
02:17 - ‱: As you would expect, they believed organic life was inferior to synthetic life.
02:17 - Wally: And this goes on...
02:18 - ‱: Then the resistance is mostly crushed in a matter of seconds.
02:19 - Daynаr: lol
02:19 - ‱: Then they go off into the universe to destroy any other inhabited planets. And inhabit them. During all this, they forget the eliminate a small group of humans.s These humans acquire robot tech and began kicking ###.
02:20 - Daynаr: lol
02:20 - Eternal Shadow: Okay......
02:20 - ‱: The biggest power of the robots was out in the universe. The weaker robots were left behind.
02:20 - ‱: Eventually, they come back.
02:20 - ‱: It's chaos.
02:21 - ‱: The humans, weak from battle, are once again oppressed, destroying a lot of hope for the few thousand humans still left alive.
02:23 - ‱: But then some outside force, just like a deus ex machine in a bad story told in a steam chat, comes in and annihilates the robots. They're organic. No, techno-organic. They've achieved a balance. They find the humans.
Fortunately for us, we decide to peacefully negotiate. They get to own the remains of Earth. We join them in their techno-organic ways.
02:23 - Eternal Shadow: Er....
02:24 - Eternal Shadow: Okay.
02:24 - Wally: Long story
02:24 - Eternal Shadow: I'm not even gonna ask.
02:24 - Wally: Could you include chocolate monsters?
02:24 - ‱: Don't worry, we never have to worry about being bling or deaf after that.
02:24 - Daynаr: o.o
02:24 - ‱: *blind
02:24 - ‱: not bling
02:25 - Wally: So...no chocolate monsters?
02:25 - ‱: Oh, by the way, the first techno-organic creatures were chocolate monsters.
02:26 - ‱: How? We do not know.
02:26 - Wally: Yay!
02:26 - Eternal Shadow: There you go.
02:26 - Eternal Shadow: xD
02:26 - ‱: Why? We don't want to know.
02:26 - Eternal Shadow: lol
02:26 - Daynаr: any1 have any idea since google isnt working
02:27 - Daynаr: how to find a job :|
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: Ummm....
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: The paper?
02:27 - Daynаr: the paper here
02:27 - Daynаr: is ads
02:27 - Daynаr:
02:27 - Wally: That's what I told him...
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: Oh...
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: Hmm...
02:27 - ‱: Earth is also called Chocolate Ice Cream in the future.
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: That's all I've got.
02:27 - Wally: YAY!!!!
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: Sorry.
02:27 - ‱: And as it turns out, the chocolate monsters were the true geniuses behind Google.
02:27 - Eternal Shadow: lol
02:27 - ‱: They were directing us all along.
02:27 - Wally: I LOVE THIS STORY!
02:28 - Eternal Shadow: This is insane.
02:28 - ‱: And it turns out that a certain Walon Vau is their leader, and always has been.
02:28 - Wally: Junk Knight....WAKE UP!
02:28 - Wally: I LOVE MY LIFE!
02:28 - Eternal Shadow: xD
02:28 - Daynаr: random much
AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT
CREDITS:
DAYNAR: PRESIDENT OF THE USA
WALLY: LEADER OF THE CHOCOLATE MONSTERS
SKRIEF: TIME TRAVELLER WHO TELLS THE STORY
ETERNAL SHADOW: BACKGROUND EXTRA
