Message #270545

[Trijhak]

52128

As the DVDs marched onward, the phones of life constructed a structure of unspeakable size in a rather archaic manner, not realising construction vehicles were available to them. And thusly, an incarnadine brick murdered the phone leader. A computer exploded! And then the worst thing on earth happened, but...

Nobody cared because, humanity had evolved to have no ears, and so could hear any of the clones of Justin Bieber's singing. However, their singing did prove to be effective as a weapon, as Canada prevented World War Eighty Four with their singing.