*knocks cookie out of our hand*
*shoots at cookie w/ midak skyblaster*
Right before mtmerrick shoots the cookie, I threw diamond in front of the cookie reflecting the balster back to mtmerrick. Then I went to a wormhole, into a parallel universe, where I rule with Alien bodyguards from "war of the words" and the U.S Military of navy, marines, and nuclear arsenal in my fingertips. I also clogged all time warping, portholes, wormhles, blackholes, to my universe. Then I put forcefields around a 10 meter space around me then I checked the docters telling me it isn't a dream and that I have the cookie, I also have chuck norris, and bruce lee, jackie chan. And Before I took the cookie, I froze EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY(Area) And disabled timewarping, and brought the military beside my side, and that I checked they wouldn't betray me, as well as my alien bodygaurds. I put the cookie in a safe in a room with auto machine gunes, protected sensors, lava filled rooms, electrified cornors, made of DIAMOND, and made sure THERE WAS'NT ANY VENTS AND The cookie safe IS INSIDE MY ROOM, IN MY UNIVERSE.