Get that cookie NOW!

[Extremefire]

the cookie its one of the asteroids and gets shot to earth where it falls in my hands

[Trijhak]

I go to earth and find you. I steal the cookie. I turn into Titan Toa Form. I smash the Earth. I Move to mars with the cookie...

[Kaulus7]

I get my army of undead cheese again and take the cookie!! And render you with a smell that I can spot for 4 lightyears away before you come.

[Extremefire]

i zap there so i just take the cookie and i zap away

[Trijhak]

I rid myslef of the smell Kaulus7 gave me, and come out of nowhere, and take the cookie! Then I go into something...

[Extremefire]

i just zap to you give you a kick and zap away with the cookie

[Kaulus7]

I capture, take the cookie, you shove you headfirst into the vending machine after stopping your zapping abilities and go into a nonzappable zone in Calvinball!

Psst... Is the cookie chocolate chip?

[.]

the cookie uses cookie powers to go to the moon

it is now on the moon

[Trijhak]

I drive a rocket to the Moon and get the cookie.
I go back to earth, and place the cookie right above a bottomless pit, which I then fall forever in, with the cookie in hand, so I'm falling through a Bottomless pit with the cookie...

[Extremefire]

i run and take the cookie from your hands and i run away

[Kaulus7]

I shove you in the vending machine again and run away to China.

[Extremefire]

i go to China and i take the cookie

[mtmerrick]

i use a mask of mind control to make you give me the cookie, and then trap it in a 100 foot thick steel box 

[Trijhak]

I use my new Mahiki to turn myself into a cookie. You mistake me for the real cookie, and you take me along with the real cookie(now a 'fake' cookie to you). You go to bed and I steal the cookie.

I am now at Ninja-Pirate mountain with the cookie, with my forces of Ninja-Pirates!

[Kaulus7]

I walk in and take it and walk out with you falling down really, really, really fast.

[Trijhak]

However, you seem to have forgotten about the Ninja-Pirates. They then maul you and give the cookie back to a wounded me.
We then go inside Ninja-Pirate Mountain, find some mines, and go into the core of the universe, with the cookie...

[mtmerrick]

i use the power of the kanohi olmak to follow you, and i then use my mask of intangilibity to avoid your mines and ninja-pirates' weapons.
i sneak up on u and grab the cookie out of your hand, nock you out, and transport back to my base in an alternate dimension, where hundreds of millions of bionicle soldiers (completely loyal to me  ) live. i go into a frotress in lockdown with the cookie, gaurded by dozens of super-powerful titans, and get out a plate and napkin..........

*/hears gasps in the background/*

dun dun dun.......

[Trijhak]

However, that was my disguised Insane Flaming Marshmallow. I was disguised as one of your titans and you discover you have no fortress, but a frotress instead. I then dash for the cookie, stunning loadsa titans and make my getaway, and then send my insane flaming marshmallow army at you. I get away with the cookie and go to the skies of the core of the universe...

[Kaulus7]

I jetpak up and take the cookie and walk out unharmed while you fall... again.

[mtmerrick]

I jetpak up and take the cookie and walk out unharmed while you fall... again.

i like your style 

so then :

i use a mask of rahi control to control a giant dragon and make it attack you.you drop the cookie and i catch it. i use a mask of truth to make sure that it raelly is the cookie, and erect a force feild around myself. my mouth opens............. my hand, holding the cookie raises to my mouth...............