There is.
I have boredom..."
"Guests? Now I have... FURY!"
"I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"
"In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!"
"All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!"
"What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them."
"You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity... ...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging. Do you dare hear?"
"Then now you listen!"
"I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times."
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
"And then the bad men came. Red and Green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship."
"I have a little fury even with my remembering... Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!"
"Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no."
"SO MUCH FURY!"
"Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!"
"...I have calm."
"I am waiting like an elevator."
"I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but..."
"The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!"
"I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!"
"I WILL! HAVE! FURY!"
"I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!"
"I FIGHT WITH RAGE!"
"I HURT YOUR FACES!"
"Hooof... Heffff..."
"D-Did I...Have insanity? Did I...have evil?" "I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me."
"Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy."
whew. long quote! (no, I didn't memorize all of that.
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