Bionicle: The Legend Reborn spoof

[Ddude The Insane]

I'm pretty sure this is the first ever spoof in the Writing Board.

Well, I got this idea by reading "The Awesomest TLR Spoof" on BZP. So I'm going to write my own. I don't have the DVD, but I've seen teh movie, so I'll just divide it up into chapters at my own pace.

Just so you know, italics is narration, A name in front of a colon is the character speaking, and anything between two asteriks is narration.

NO GUEST WRITERS PLEASE. I work alone. =P

Chapter One: A New Beginning

Vakama: Gathered friends, we are-

Director: CUT! CUT! CUUUT!!

Vakama: Huh? Are we not going with that line? Ok, how about this: In the time, before time, on the great island of Mata Nui-

Director: Cuuuuuuuut!

Vakama: What? That line got canned too? Ok, fine: In a world, where evil is everpresent-

Director: Vakama, how do I put this gently...you're not in this movie! Why are you here, anyway?

Grim Reaper: *appears behind Vakama* Vakama...Um, what's your last name?

Vakama: My what?

Grim Reaper: Never Mind...Vakama Vakamason, I have come for ye.

Vakama: WHAAAT? I'm not dead!

Grim Reaper: I know. But I'm also the enforcer of Paradoxes now. I take anyone who creates the risk of a paradox and sends them to a convinient pocket dimension where they won't be a vortex hazard to anyone. And you're not in this movie. Come with me... *grabs Vakama and leaves*

*15 seconds later, he comes back*

Grim Reaper: Oh, by the way, take this. *He hands the Director a square metal box with a red six on the front of it.* That's your paradox counter. Because you indirectly made Vakama come here for the movie, even though he isn't in this movie, you're taking the rap. Cause six more paradoxes and I'll be "forced" to incinerate you  *leaves*

Director: Meep. Um...ACTION!

Mata Nui: It is said that all endings are merely beginnings waiting to be born.

Takua: Really? Who says that? *in a brilliant burst of light, Takua vanishes before everyone's eyes. Left in his place is a note that says "This will happen every time there's a paradox  hazard, rathr than me coming to you. Sincerely, Grim." The director's paradox counter turns to 5*

Director: *starts weeping* I'm doomed, and my movie is doomed to fail. Now..CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MOVIE!?

Mata Nui: My beginning was much the same.

Blue Tanma: Ah, how I love the color blue. Yup, nothin' beats blue. Blue eyes, blue skin, blue masks...it is SOO much better than red.

*mysterious red cylinders fall down on the Matoran as the great robot's eyes turn red and a stream of red energy flows within the Matoran Universe*

Blue Tanma:  What does evil have against the color blue!?

Mata Nui: I was a towering giant, ruler of my own Universe.

Flashback

Mata Nui: Vote for me as ruler of the Universe, and I'll give you all a free cookie!

Great Beings: Anyone who wields a cookie with such authority must be a worthy Universe Ruler.

Present Day

Mata Nui: Fearless. Beholden to none. Until I was betrayed. All that I had been, all that I had known had been stripped from me by an ever-present evil: Magazine tabloids!

Flashback
Reporter: This week, the Makuta Inquirer reported that Mata Nui had rigged the voting for Ruler of the Universe by bribing the voters.

Present Day

Director: Wrap it up Mata Nui, we're running out of time for the first chapter!

Mata Nui: Blah blah blah betrayed blah blah blah powerless blah blah blah enslaved-

Director: That isn't what I meant. 

Mata Nui: But part of me survived: My spirit. Captured and preserved by a Toa Warrior-

Director: WHOA WHOA WHOA. Lemme stop you right there. Matoro wore that thing for less than a minute. And some crusty old dead guy wore it for even less time. And it wasn't even used in combat, it was used to save you from untimely demise. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. Geez, have a little more respect for the Toa, Mata Nui.

Mata Nui: >_< It was the Mask of Life.

The Mask of Life is hurtling through space. It crashes into a mysterious purple spaceship, filled with mysterious purple aliens. They are all identical, most likely cloned.

Mysterious Purple Alien Leader: Waaaaaaa! Lets-a fling this-a mask to Bara Magna! WALUIGI TIIIME!

...and so, the mask is flung to Bara Magna. Unfortunatly, the mask hits yet another spaceship: an Intergalactic Cruiser. It seems to piloted by the GTalkians...

Tim: Oooh, more Bionicle. Food Fight!!

CRX: No. We must let this mask fulfill it's destiny.

Tim: *throws mashed potatoes at the mask*

CRX: Graaah you stained it. >__< Now it's all yellow.

Tim: You are no fun, duuuude.

Bill_is_cool: I agr-*a brilliant flash of light takes away bill_is_cool, and the Paradox Counter resets to 5*

Director: *tackles Tim* CRX! Fire that thing to Bara Magna now!

CRX: *grunt* Sorry, I broke it. I like breaking things. But I'll fling this foam replacement I made to Bara Magna.

And so, the Mask of Foam lands on Bara Magna safely. No one has heard from Tim since that little incident.

Mata Nui: *is trapped inside a little shard of remaining Mask of Life* hellooooooo?? Anyone??


@_@ That wore me out.

Let me just say that breaking the third wall so many times is much easier than it seems. And we haven't seen the last of the Purple Aliens or the Paradox Counter. =D

EDIT: Adding Chapter index...

Chapter 2: Arrival
Chapter 3: Battle in Vulcanus
Chapter 4: A Plan
Chapter 5: Desert Battle
Chapter 5^1/2: The Epic Chapter
Chapter 6: Arrival in Tajun
Chapter 7: The Cave
Chapter 8: Ride to Tesera
Chapter 9: The End of the System

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Great job. You had me laughing throughout the whole chapter. Now, after you're finished, you should start on the other three movies. =P

[Ddude The Insane]

Yeah. Problem is, TLR is the only one I've seen. I have the book for LoMN, and the book Web of the Visorak, but neither of those gives me a complete look at the movies.

And let me just say I will be making a LOT of pop culture references in this spoof.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Hmm... That could be a problem. If only the others were still in stores. =P

[Dudebot5000]

I found the inclusion of GTalk to be hilarious. xD

[Ddude The Insane]

Thank you. =P

And also, this isn 't the last we've seen of the GTalkians or Takua. Or should I say Taco. [/spoilersforchapter2]

Chapter Two should be up later today (It's much easier to write spoofs than it is to come up with your own stories. )

[Trijhak]

Gah, you beat me to doing a spoof...

Though the first part I know I have seen before...

[Ddude The Insane]

EDIT: Changed the opening a bit....

Chapter Two: Arrival

The Mask of Foam catches on fire and explodes as it's flying through space towards Bara Magna...meanwhile, rival alien races known as Waluigians and GTalkians are searching for all of the shards of the Mask of Life...

Head of the Waluigians: Waaaa! We've gathered all of the Mask of Life shards!

Director: Wait, what are you morons doing in this movie? I never even approved your first cameo appear-

*in a brilliant burst of light, the Waluigians all vanish and the Paradox counter resets to 4*

Director: o___O Dooooooooooomed. At least I approved the GTalkians...

With ease, the GTalkians recapture all of the pieces of the Mask of Life. Their slave, Hemmit-

Director: Hemmit? Isn't that timmeh sp-

WHO'S TIMMEH? I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS TIMMEH. Their slave Hemmit glues the mask back together and spraypaints it yellow. The GTalkians then inspect it,  making sure it's not going to fall apart. Satisfied, they fire it to Bara Magna...

The Mask of Life crashes into Bara Magna, scaring away a large group of Scarabax Beetles. Unfortunatly, a Scarabax Beetle named Clack does not escape in time and is severly injured by the Mask. Her brother, Click, comes to investigate.

Clack: Mother, is that you?

Click: CLACK, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!

Clack: *cough, cough* Brother...

Click: Yes?

Clack: I want you to know...it was me who destroyed all of your 2001 Bionicle
Comics.

Click:  But you said it was my pet amobea!!

Clack: I'm sorry...but please fulfill my last wish...AVENGE MY DEATH! KILL THE WEIRD THING MADE OF GLUE-

Meanwhile, on the Intergalactic Cruiser...

CRX: *shudders* I feel a disturbance...*punches Hemmit*

Back on Bara Magna

Clack: AND METAL!! *dies*

Click: Noooooo! Sister! 
...
I will fulfill her wish. *goes over to the mask* You going DOWN, you...thing!

Suddenly, a huge vortex of sand begins to form around the Mask. It then begins to shape body of Mata Nui.

Clack: Ugh...I'm alive! I came back to li-*gets sucked into the vortex and is instantly vaporized*

Click: RETREAT!!! *runs away*

The vortex then stops, and Mata Nui takes his first steps...

Mata Nui: Graah my legs fell asleep on the flight >_<

Click: Chaaaaaaaaaarge! *charges towards the huge body, and stops short* Aaagh! O_O Giant foot!

Mata Nui: *stops foot right before he crushes Click* It's alright little one. I won't hurt you.

Click: Hm. He doesn't seem to be hostile. Engaging attack sequence. Must eliminate mask. Must eliminate mask. *crawls up onto Mata Nui*

Mata Nui: Aaah, it's the mask you're interested in.

Click: What was your first clue? Must eliminate mask. Must eliminate mask. *starts poking mask*

Suddenly, Click begins to glow.

Click: DANGER. DANGER. ABORT! ABORT! *Click attempts to jump off of Mata Nui. Unfortunatly, he transforms into a shield as soon as he reaches Mata Nui's hand.*

Click: Aaagh! I'm...FAT! D:

Mata Nui: Magnificent...*is surprised when the shield blinks* As you can see...?

Vorox: *sees tall, cool-looking figure* I'ma gonna huuuuuuuuuuug you! O_O

Mata Nui: Aaaaah! Toa gone mad!

Click: Aaaah! Vorox gone mad AND Glatorian gone mad! (what's a Toa??)

Vorox: *attacks Mata Nui with tail, Mata Nui blocks* I'MA GONNA HUUUUUUUUUUUUG YOU!! O_O

The Vorox attempts to take out Mata Nui with it's tail, however, the tail breaks off when it hits a boulder. Aaaah! Mr. Tail! Noooo! *runs away*

Mata Nui: *phew* *picks up tail* Hehehe...

Director: Who hired that crazy Vorox? And how did we go so many lines without a cameo or paradox?

Takua: *walks up* Hi there, director!

Director O____O HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE POCKET DIMENSION?!

Takua: Oh, I'm not Takua. I'm his clone. He made me in case he caught on fire or the Grim Reaper began enforcing Paradox Prevention and came and took him away to a convineint pocket dimension.

Director:

*Takua's clone vanishes, and the Paradox Counter resets to 3*

Director: Oh dang...I can only afford three more parad-

Takua: Hi, there Director! I'm on of Takua's 15 clones!

Director: Doooooooooomed. >___< Quick, put this costume on! *hands Takua a Taco costume* If anyone asks, you're a Taco Delivery Man. (very loudly) Thanks for getting those here so quickly, Taco. Here's your tip *hands Taco a dollar*

Taco: What, one dollar? Cheapskate. HEY MR. REAPER!!

Director: >__< *Covers Taco's mouth and hands him 5 dollars*

Grim Reaper: You rang?

Director: NO HE DIDN'T! YOU CAN JUST LEAVE NOW!

Taco: Actually, I wanted to say that this guy-

Director: *hands Taco a $20*

Taco: is a GREAT tipper!

Director: *phew*

Reaper: Oh, well then he won't mind giving me a $100 for my services...

Director: *gives Taco evil eye* *gives Reaper a $100 dollar bill*

Reaper: Thanks! *leaves*

Director: That was close. Now Taco, why don't you go jump in a lake or something?

Taco: Ok!

Suddenly, a strange vehicle drives up to Mata Nui. He was surprised that it was even able to move.

Mata Nui: Is this another attack...?

Metus: State your buisness.

Mata Nui: Just a traveler, looking for the nearest city.

Metus: Well then, you might as wel-

Sisters of Skrall: Don't bother. We can use our psychic powers to tell this joke will suck.

Metus: >_> Well....to answer your question, the nearest village is Vulcanas. I have some buisness there if you-

Mata Nui: *knocks Metus out of the Thornatus and jumps behind the wheel* Thanks for the ride! *notices the GPS on the dashboard of the Thornatus* This makes it even easier. *drives off*

Click: No wonder they kicked you out of the Matoran Universe. >_>

Metus: So, it's a nice vehicle, huh?

Mata Nui:  How did you get in here!?

Metus: Oh, that guy driving was my clone. I'm the real Metus.

Director: Where is EVERYONE getting these cloning machines?!

Berix: *whistles innocently*

Mata Nui: What happened here?

Metus: Who knows? Although if I'd have to guess I'd say-

Mata Nui: Evil.

Metus: I was going to say earthquake, maybe a major war between six armies led by warriors with elemental powers over a mysterious liquid that contained epic transformational powers and split the planet into 3 pieces thus sending the Vorox into a death spiral and banning us from ever creating anything new and making live in shabby little huts. But evil works.

Director:

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Awesome awesome awesome. I liked the Taco part. xP

[uraw911]

Agreed.

Wow, pure awesomeness! ('cept you can't beat Po from Kungfu Panda, his is blinding)

The director is gonna get incinerated soon...

[The Truth]

Nice job, I was laughing the whole time!

[Ddude The Insane]

My personal favorite part was when Clack came back to life, but got sucked into the vortex and killed. xP

EDIT: Here comes #3 (again)

Chapter Three: Battle in Vulcanus

Mata Nui and Metus approach Vulcan-

Click: What, I'm not important enough to be in the narration?? D=

...>_< Mata Nui, Metus and Click approach Vulcanus, they hear chanting coming from a large arena.

Metus: Oooh, it looks like we're just in time. *checks watch* *gasp* Oh no, I'm 10 minutes LATE!

Mata Nui: For what?

Metus: My tea party! The hatter of Vulcanus invited me.

Meanwhile at the hatter's house

Mad Hatter: Aah, he's late. OH WELL! *sips tea* *in a brilliant burst of light, the hatter dissapears and the Paradox Counter resets to 2*

Director: Dooomed.

Taco: Hey, Mr. Director!

Director: O_O What are you doing here!? Quick, leave before-

Taco: Oh, I'm actually AM a Taco delivery man now. Here are your Flamin' Hot Tacos, sir.

Grim Reaper: *appears*

Director: Uh-oh. *glances at Paradox Counter* Wh-why are y-you here?

Grim Reaper: I have come for you...r tacos. I have come for your tacos. *grabs some tacos and leaves*

Director: *shudders*

Metus: *receives text messege* Ah, dang it.

Mata Nui: What is it?

Metus: The Director just texted me from the tea party and said the Hatter...imploded. So, the party's cancelled. He'll save some tea for me though. So, I guess we'll go with plan B.

Mata Nui: Which is...?

Metus: You'll see.

A giant Taco costume comes flying out of nowhere on the road-

Director: >=D

-and Mata Nui suffers brain damage, temporarily messing up his vision.

Mata Nui: Click, take the wheel.

Click: *hops onto the wheel and starts steering*

Mata Nui, Metus-

Click:*tenses, hoping the narrator will remember him*

-and Click arrive in Vulcanus and enter a large arena.

Metus: Mata Nui, me-

Click: First the Narrator....not you, too!

Metus: -et Raanu, leader of Vulcanus.

Raanu: Ah yes, welcome.

Mata Nui: Hey, you're the dad from Phine-

Director: I'M WARNING YOU! *glances nervously at Paradox Counter*

Mata Nui: Anyway...nice to meet you.

Raanu: *gestures towards Ackar* What do you think?

Mata Nui: He fights without fear. This is a rare quality. Well, I guess all Toa are fearless actually. And Skakdi. And Dark Hunters. And Arthaka and Tren Krom and Karzhani and the Barraki and-

Raanu: Anyway...but he's lost his taste for battle. And once a Glatorian loses heart, it's not long before he must meet exile.

Mata Nui: Is Exile a friend of yours?

Raanu: No...but I suppose that is why Metus brought you here.

Metus: *gasp*

Mata Nui: I don't understand...you want me to meet Exile?

Metus: Now now Raanu, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's plenty of time to find a new First Glatorian for Vulcanus. Did I mention that I recruit Glatorian?

Mata Nui: I knew I should have listened to mom and not taken rides from strangers...

Ackar spots an opening in Strakk's defenses and strikes, sending Strakk flying back 30 feet.

Mata Nui: HOLY COW! Don't you guys have any respect for the laws of physics??

Strakk: Actually, I have no respect for the law in general.

Ackar: Concede. *pant* Yield to me, and this goes no further.

Strakk: Alright Ackar...you win. D=<

Mata Nui: Something in the fallen one's tone is not right. Sure enough, as soon as Ackar turns his back, he reaches for his weapon.

Metus: Who is he TALKING TO?

Click: Don't get me started.

Strakk: *hurls axe at Ackar*

Random Fire Agori: Look out, Ackar!

Strakk: Dude, there's no way he could dodge it ANYWAY.

The axe sends Ackar flying like 20 feet and-man, these guys really DON'T follow the laws of physics. Ackar goes flying through the air.

Peter Pan: You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

Director: *braces for the burst of light* *none comes* Huh, where's the Reaper?

Meanwhile at the Grim Reaper's house

Reaper: OOOOH. Ack. THAT is the Tacos at work. uuuuuuugh.

back to the action

Director: *stomach growls* Excuse me...

Mata Nui: You can this honor?! He was clearly the victor!

Raanu: We're just AGORI. We're not going to fight a Glatorian.

Mata Nui: Ohhhh, that's what you think. *picks up Rannu and throws him into the arena*

Raanu: AAAH! *hits Peter Pan and sends him plummeting to his death* Whew. At least I landed on this soft green cushion.

Mata Nui: Oh dear...I guess I need to handle this. You ready for this Click?

Click: Wait, what!? *runs up to Mata Nui's head and tries to jump off, but gets turned into shield* OH NO I'M DOOMED!

Mata Nui: *jumps into arena*

Strakk: you're finished old-

Ackar: WHOAWHOAWHOA. WHOOOOA. Before you start calling ME old, remember that you're older than 100,000 years old too.

Mata Nui: *tackles Strakk*

Strakk: *gets up* I'll cut you down for that, outsider!

Mata Nui: Do I LOOK like a tree to you?

Strakk: *swings axe at Mata Nui, knocking him down* *knocks away shield*

Ackar: Strakk, no! Your fight is with ME!

Strakk: Yeah, what was your first clue?

Mata Nui: *blocks with stinger tail* This tail can't hold for long...

Strakk: *uses Axe to push the stinger tail up against Mata Nui's mask*

Director: Oh come on, what are the odds of THAT!?

Taco: What are the odds of you getting out of the bathroom in this few lines?

Director: Fair enough.

*suddenly, the tail turns into a huge powerful sword*

Strakk: How did-

Mata Nui: *knocks Strakk to the ground* Oh sure, NOW the laws of physics start working, when I am fighting. D=<

...Concede.

Strakk: alright...

Mata Nui: FOR ALL TO HEAR!!

Strakk: I...concede!

Fire Agori: *cheer*

Mata Nui: *helps Ackar up*

Ackar: Your victory, your shield.

Mata Nui: In case you haven't noticed, I have something far better than a shield-a bug!

Ackar: Alright...*throwes shield away, hitting Raanu on the head*

*sees everyone leaving* How quickly they forget...I am an outcast already.

Mata Nui: It's never too late to win them back.

Ackar: You sould like the Mad Hatter.

[uraw911]

Thank stinks. Couldn't you have just pressed Ctrl-Z?

[Ddude The Insane]

I'm about as computer literate as legodac, you know. I thought there was a way to get it back, but wasn't sure.

*tests it* Graah >_> If only I'd known...

EDIT: Alrighty, #3 is up. =D

[uraw911]

Awesome awesome again.

I loved the part about the soft green cushion. Can't wait for Chapter 4 now.

[Ddude The Insane]

Thanks. I'm hoping to keep making each chapter better than the last. =D And let me just say in advance that Mata Nui vs. Tuma is going to be hilarious. But that's at least 4 to 7 chapters down the road.

My favorite line to write was "In case you haven't noticed, I have something far better than a shield-a bug!" xP

[uraw911]

You're welcome!

Oh, and I have a suggestion. You should put a link for the other chapters under the first post, like:

Chapter Two: Arrival
Chapter Three: Battle in Vulcanus

Then you wouldn't have to look everywhere.

[Ddude The Insane]

Meh, I think I'll leave it as is. Thanks for the suggestion tho.

EDIT:

Chapter 4-A Plan

Director: A Plan!? What kind of a name is that?

Taco: This coming from a guy named Bob Smith. ZING!

Director:

Ackar, Mata Nui and Click are in Ackar's hut. Mata Nui notices all of the shields on the walls.

Mata Nui: You've only won this many?? You've won like what, 1000 matches and all you have to show for it is like 75 shield!?

Ackar: Yes, I've won these. But what good will they do me now? I mean, pretty soon I'm going to have to sell them just so I can pay my mortgage.

Mata Nui: Again, SERIOUSLY!? You were a prime Glatorian, you're over 100,000 years old, WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THIS HUT!? Who is writing this script anyway?

Meanwhile, at the Bionicle Department of Lego HQ, a Zesk is working at his typewriter.

Zesk: Ch...pt....r 5: D..s..rt...b...ttl...Th...s.. .w...ld...b....s...r...f...h. .d....f...ng...rs.

Back at Ackar's house

Mata Nui: Ackar has won a match, but he doesn't seem happy about it.

Click: Maybe someday I'll find out who he's talking to.

Mata Nui: If you don't enjoy fighting, why do you do it?

Ackar: Duty. Pride. But a Glatorian past his prime is no good to anyone.

Mata Nui: Duuuude, you were awesome in that arena. If that was past your prime, I don't want to know what's IN your prime.

Ackar: ...so, what are you going to do now?

Mata Nui: I'm going to find a way home...to mother.

Mata Nui's mom: YAY! I'll get your room ready!

Ackar: And...where is that?

Mata Nui: You probably won't believe me...but my home is on another world entirely.

Click: Yeah, he has this little imaginary world he lives in. ZING!

Taco: High five!

Kiina: I knew it! PROOF! Proof what I've been saying for years!

Ackar: AAH! BURGALAR! *sprays Kiina with pepper spray*

Kiina: AAGH! MY EYE...things!

Mata Nui: *draws huge sword*

Click: Whoa, how long have you been carrying that thing? I didn't even notice it until now?

Mata Nui: That's cartoon physics for you. =P

Kiina: *recovers* Well...yay! Woohoo! *does lame victory dance*

Spongebob: AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING....IT'S OURS FOR THE FIGHT! IN THE SWEEEET SWEEEEEET SWEEET VICTORY! *dissapears in brilliant burst of light, and the Director's paradox counter resets to 1*

Director: Oooh boy, I need to hire an intern. T_T

Kiina: Wow...a real other-worlder.

Click: Racist, huh?

Kiina: Eeeew! There's a Scarabax on your shoulder! Gresh, hold me!

Click: Wow. Racist and speciesist. I bet a lot of people come to your birthday parties. =P

Me: I KNEW IT! THEY DO LOVE EACH OTHER! I WIN! =D

Ackar: Don't be a wimp, Kiina.

Anyway...don't worry. Kiina is a friend. Although I don't agree with some of her methods-like lurking in the shadows-as far as Glatorian go, Kiina ranks. I trust her with my life.

Click: *edges for the door* I don't think this guy is mentally healthy.

Ackar: And on an unrelated note, I really need to get some tech support to help set up that home security system I got last month. Dang newfangled gadgetromity.

Kiina: Name's Kiina.

Mata Nui: Yeah, I kinda figured that out.

Kiina: I'm a Glatorian. One of the best.

Mata Nui: Ackar, I can't believe any of you Glatorian could lose...to a GIIIIIIIIRL.

Kiina: So, you need a way back to your home. I might be able to help. But on one condition: When you leave, I come with you. I want out of this dump.

Ackar: Let me show you the door.

Mata Nui: What did you have in mind?

Kiina: Well, there's this cave under my village full of old gadgets and stuff.

Ackar: Gadgets, huh? Well, I'm not going to be of any use.

Click: Wow, Kiina. Breaking and entering, trespassing onto a private lab...and you guys say STRAKK is bad.

Kiina: Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff, like an old record player, a movie projecter, a HUGE slingshot, etc.

Mata Nui: Slingshot. Hmmm...=D

Director: Man, how we made it through this chapter with so few pop culture references, I will never know. By the way guys, meet Carl. He's my new intern.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Sweet. And yeah, that was interesting how there wasn't that many pop culture references.

[Ddude The Insane]

xD Did you notice the Disney reference in the last line of Chapter 4? Hehe. I made that one for mtm, cuz' he watches the show, but he doesn't seem to want to read this. =/

Fun Fact: I originally planned to use the Zesk joke in Chapter 3.