Vending Machine!

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a message saying "Your sig is fail".

*inserts electric guitar*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get the universe back against you.

*inserts a list of crude words*

[Easy899]

You get banned.

*inserts a computer*

[LordVaderRulez]

You get a virus.

*Inserts a burrito*

[Easy899]

You get the missing peices.

*inserts a DVD*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a swirling mass of Galidor pieces.

*inserts credit card*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a Metallica T-Shirt showing a yellow skull with spiked clubs busted into it and below it reading "Damage Inc."

*inserts Intergalactic Cruiser Masterpiece*

[hyprgig]

You get Rank 0.
*inserts an elephant*

[Easy899]

You get an angry random person.

*inserts this forum*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get nwj234 pummeling the living heck out of you.

*inserts electric chair*

[hyprgig]

You get me eating a helpless and defenseless baby deer. Quite good too because of the spices I used.
*inserts your dad*

[SupremeCommanderSturm]

You get a banna boat icecream granola kowala chocolate monkey powa pwningz bar.

*Inserts a plastic flamingo*

[hyprgig]

You get an angry mother Gorilla

*inserts spectators to laugh the next poster*

[Easy899]

You get a bunch of whipped spectators. 0:)

*inserts "pre-owned" (a.k.a. used) gum*

[Hansolo996]

you get your thumb stuck in the insert slot.
*inserts arcade token*

[hyprgig]

You get the whipped spectators back along with an angry horde of rhinos.

*inserts a bail of rhino food*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get an old dusty sludge metal album.

*inserts battle axe*

[Easy899]

You get a Viking.

*inserts a dime*

[Wave Olsonman]

You get a Black Brick

*inserts 200 Grey Bricks to me! No really!*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a Stone Golem... pummeling you.

*inserts duct tape*