Vending Machine!

[hyprgig]

You get a pet Ball lightning shocking the heck out of you.

*inserts 200 nails addressed to me*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get some kind of monster.

*inserts hyprgig tied in chains*

[Easy899]

You get tied up in chains by an angry Hypergig.

*inserts a water bug*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a tidal wave.

*inserts spiked club*

[Easy899]

You get a dented vending machine.

*inserts a rocket game module*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get Big Bertha.

*inserts a letter addressed to R8 with anthrax in it*

[hyprgig]

The next 10 posters get tied up by me.

*inserts a tranquillizer gun*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a letter saying "You're a failure".

*inserts St. Anger*

[hyprgig]

You get an angry Pikachu.

*inserts a dictionary*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get Word Girl. What an unlucky situation...

*inserts old grunge album*

[Wave Olsonman]

You get a dentis appointment

*Inserts a dentis appointment*

[hyprgig]

You get an H-bomb about to explode 1 mile above Earth's surface.
*inserts the detonator smashed*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get an explosion.

*inserts corpse paint*

[hyprgig]

You get a room painted by the corpse paint.

*inserts the painters who did a ****** painting job*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a few buckets of paint, some brushes and a half-eaten sandwich.

*inserts Pepsi can*

[hyprgig]

You get a dead mouse on Viagra.

*inserts Viagra*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get an army of zombie mice.

*inserts broken screwdriver*

[hyprgig]

You get the dead army of mice back, but on Viagra.

*inserts a taco*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a box of spicy taco sauce.

*inserts headphones*

[hyprgig]

You get a broken I-pod.

*inserts a quesadila*