Vending Machine!

[Easy899]

You get bad breath.

*inserts spicy pizza*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get greasy pepperoni.

*inserts broken R2-D2 replica robot*

[hyprgig]

You get jalepanos.

*inserts a beaner (Mexican person)*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a sombrero, a spicy burrito, a half-eaten bag of nachos and a cup of taco sauce with chili peppers in it.

*inserts chart*

[hyprgig]

You get Bingo (the dog) on fire.

*inserts a cat*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a warm fur coat carried by the cat.

*inserts glue*

[hyprgig]

You get glue in your hair.

*inserts a broken pair of clippers*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a snapped wire.

*inserts motorcycle*

[hyprgig]

You get a bomb with a lit fuse.

*inserts a lighter*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a flashlight and two broken batteries.

*inserts acoustic guitar*

[hyprgig]

You get VTP's dead body.
*inserts the murder weapon*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get my ghost suffocating the living daylights out of you.

*inserts rope, tape and R8*

[hyprgig]

you get the ghost back.
*inserts my fist hitting VTP*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get salsa in your face.

*inserts myself*

[hyprgig]

You get VTP fed through a meat grinder.
*inserts myself looking like a mobster with my realatives*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get the mafia throwing bowling balls at you.

*inserts note to hyprgig saying "You're a foo fighter".*

[hyprgig]

You get the mafia (my relatives) trowing **** at VTP.
*inserts a fly*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a mutated mosquito.

*inserts barrels of hot water*

[hyprgig]

You get my famous rabbit stew.
*inserts 10 rabbit pelts*

[Wave Olsonman]

You get a chocolate bar

*Inserts $1*