Vending Machine!

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a can of Dr. Pepper.

*inserts Dr. Feelgood*

[hyprgig]

You get Hersheys, Pennsylvania.

*inserts a Hershey bar*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a chocolate factory.

*inserts dungeon*

[hyprgig]

You get a wooden shield.
*inserts an iron cast sword*

[Solaris XXX]

you get a bow
*insets a lampshade*

[hyprgig]

You get an electric heater.
*inserts a walrus*

[Wave Olsonman]

You get a punch in the stomach

*Inserts wallet*

[hyprgig]

You get a beating that is an inch from death.

*inserts a blackjack (the weapon, not the game)*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get somebody attacking you with the blackjack.

*inserts a creepy alien music record*

[hyprgig]

You get VTP's mom in a seductive mood.
*inserts a finger*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get a synthesizer smashed in your face.

*inserts tentacles*

[hyprgig]

You get killed, ran over, tortured, and debowled.
*inserts all the tools needed and a warthog from Halo 3*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You become a rotten corpse.

*inserts monster truck*

[hyprgig]

You get VTP's dad in a seductive mood. (****, run the other way! )

*inserts some male enhancement"

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get sleeping pills.

*inserts a cup of coffee*

[hyprgig]

You get decaf coffee because you angered the coffee gods.
*inserts coffee creamer*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get whip cream.

*inserts Empire981*

[hyprgig]

You get chocolate pie with moose (dessert topping)
*inserts myself*

[Vezon The Piraka]

You get eaten by a dragon.

*inserts bucket of lake water*

[hyprgig]

You get pooped out of the dragon.
*inserts a pooper scooper*