13: INTRODUCTION TO THE OTHER STUFF
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I, Nitwit, just remembered I forgot to tell you about Ranks 3, 4, 5 and the Mini Ranks! These are possibly my only adventures involving video games-about time, too. You see, I remember my huge mistake in the maze of the dreaded coast guard game, or the time I dueled it out with Dr. Inferno-no-no. Some other stuff would be my decision between Bob Sulktoomuch and Captain Saynothings, or my adventures with Ranyou(ovah) and (cheese)grate-sh. I assume that everyone wants to hear them as they are some weird things, also chocolate milk.
Tasty, especially when the Magazinica Opens for my LEGO Magazine Badge... AND NO, I AM NOT RIPPING ANYTHING OFF FROM MINIFIGURE WHO. Then there's the time I crashed into a building in Bank 3 and got a fine from a Bureaucrat named Bee Lo CRUUUUUD. Also, I nearly got eaten by a H4XUS R3X in Bank 4, and imprinted my face, feet and hands in some concrete blocks. It's also weird that nobody, not even gecho, had gotten past Jack Drillingspree's special game minj-rank...
The next taes you are about to hear are from my point of view before I hit Bank 6.
Are you ready?
