MINI-RANK: THE HUGE MISTAKE IN THE MAZE OF THE DREADED COAST GUARD GAME
There's another thing. There's this creepy old captain over there staring at me creepily with dreaded coast guard stuff. I hoped I didn't have to do what he wanted me to do. But I was wrong. He came over. Yelled in my ear, telling me to do the Coast Guard game... even though many have tried and never returned from the oceans of Coastguardilis. So I'm gonna do it. And it should be obvious I won't fail. Heroes never do... well, maybe, the Toa Nuva are an exception to that. But I can do this. Just do one level over and over to get the Rank 5 Coast Guard badge.
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OW. OW. OW. OW. The stupid wire keeps on hitting me. Whose idea was it to make wires out of steel?! Meh. It's just a long maze with no light. I said to myself I could do this for a rank 5 badge. And that was when the lights of the Coast Guard Helicopter failed. I turned them back on... and I shouldn't have done that... it was a big mistake... which attracted the attention of the Coastal Guarding Service, an evil service with no boundary... that got me going... as I crashed into many walls, turning around and around, desperately trying to get out. And I did. Got my badge. Then I went to the creepy old guy.
"niec wurk but u stil hav tuh doo 10 mur levals!1!!1"
NOOOOOO!
Next: BANK 4
