My LEGO... Nitwit?

[Ddude The Insane]

Hm...not bad. It feels a bit random (and short) But still fairly good. Better than Mata Nui's Guide spoof, for sure. =P

[Trijhak]

It's the only successful comedy I've ever made. =|

The first 4 were on BZP. This is the sixth comedy I've made. At least I got it right this time.

BANK 2, PART 1

Mill Man O told me he needed a T-Square. T-Square? Doesn't that mean it's not a square? I have to go back to... BurtleIdiot's page... >_< Oh no. I barely escaped his page. People were gathering at his page for some reason, they were chanting 'saNeDrvrbOring nedes tuh go!11! mace1!!1 bak tuh nurmal!' I don't know why. I went to Smelly Pen Stock's page. When I got there, she asked for a 'beevur pleez! liek, i needz it fur mai stuf!1!'. So, I had to go find a Beaver. I ended up on Don Quote's page, for an unexplained reason. But still, I eventually got a Beaver and sent it to SPS. She gave me an evil-looking Beaver. I then learned I needed Blue Bricks. Apparently, I need an electric dam to get a module that grows Blue Bricks.

It needed 20 clicks. I decided to do the common thing here on MLNitwit-Duplicate Accounts. I used mine to get that module. It turned out to be a 'random blue module that conveniently grows blue bricks'.  Now I apparently needed a Heroic Story. I set out for one on an ADVENTURE! I braved the crawligng cage of death... (really Gecho's page) the chickenlike dinosaur of death... (really a Pet Dino grazing Module rank 1) the cheese of idiocy.. (aka a page without anything on it coloured yellow) just to find out I had to click on a module... with a windmill tilter. Windmill Tilter? I want to be one. I wanted to be the one who tilted windmills! Sometimes, there is nothing but the truth. And the truth is that rickrollshieightthousand, konky22036 and gguy4692 are my first friends! Yay. But they don't do anything. I have to wonder how they even got to this rank called 'Rank -1'... apparently they 'broke' the rules... literally. And ahd their names made more 'sootabul fur teh ppl whos heds wil nt pop of'. So, I changed my Avatar again in my quest for a WINDMILL TILTER! I became a well-fighting knight... I ended up fighting evil beavers... I fought badly, because I don't know how to fight... I guess this will have to take longer than Bank 2...

Twice as long. So, I must now embark on my quest... and by the way, buy the game: MLNitwit: THE QUEST FOR THE WINDMILL... TILTER!


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Bank 2, Part 1.

Now, thoughts?

[Ddude The Insane]

I think I know who gguy4692 is supposed to be. =P

I like it, primarily because I got mentioned in it.

Hey, will you be coming to OLNM anytime during this spoof? =P

[Trijhak]

...OLNM? Organization of Little Napping M*insert rest of word here*

Or do you mean My LEGO Nitwit Organization?

[B~T]

Organization of Little Napping Monkeys. =P

Where am I? D=

[lionytai]

The changing avatar becomes  a certain item thingy is quite good. I like that part.

[Trijhak]

BANK 2, PART 2

I finally found a Windmill Tilter. A giant too. Plus loads of Beavers. I don't know how I found them. They followed me, it seems... oh, right, I hacked White~Serenity for them. He's one of the worse members-he talks normally, he supports the MLNetwork. I had him hacked for that. Of course, WJN543 is helping me. He'll click my newly built Giant Hurling Module. But I need a millstone to throw the giant. How that works, I have no idea. But they did offer me purple parts. Before you get all rabid on me, there are three things I need to tell you: I need a Millstone; I need blue bricks and I want to eat your elephant. Somehow, that doesn't sound right. Does it? Please tell me, Gecho stole my brain because his core processor exploded while apologizing to someone-he lacks the ability to do so.

You know, some of my friends are a little weird. There's TMTabbuk, Ack!lonlon, WJN543, isupportgecho, isupportgecho1, isupportgecho2, and the rest, all with 'i'; 'support'; 'gecho' and some random number in them. I can't help but feel I'm missing something here... nah, nothing, I'm getting afriend request from isupportgecho57575775375 now. And contongoogle2. But, meh. I managed to steal find a Millstone on somebody's page, and used it for my own Giant Hurling Module. Sveral minutes later, I won. I have the blueprint for the Tiny Hat blueprint. The items  needed mysteriously appeared, so I built it. It crushed the tree that casted the shadow the Idiots and the Dirty Queen Idiot were under-also crushing them. Like, what next? A very slow motorcycle ripping the tiny hat in half? Gotta go now, I hear engines in the distance. Coming from a Scrap Yard... off to see Scribbled Joe. Not a minifig, a drawing.

A few changes:

Up until Rank 7, each rank will have 2 parts. Ranks 7-9 will have three. Rank 10 will have one part.

[Trijhak]

wat no replys nuuu-Gecho, after posting a topic on the MLNitwitMBs.

MLTV 3: wats teh datle-i meen tituhl

u hav lurnt evereeting i, gecho, cn tel u. az a kongratz, i wil bee gvng u a prple knght fghtng a bnana uf NUUUU D=. teh nekst purson tuh doo teh em el tee vee iz IDK, alzo knwn az Idiot Duncan Kairman. hee iz teh itums orgunizer uv teh em el en nitwit. oh yeh ant u mst spl nitwit prperlee unlke evereeting else! ur u wil fase a giand rbot knwn az terry daks, mai gud frend. gt tht, kk?

nao, ontuh prt too. u mst bw dwn tuh mee elmnate gguy4692, a rbl. if u doo u wil bee rewrded *** usfull stf insted uv ur nrml stff. az a fnal tst. ten u shal be reddy tuh befrend mai custum mad nitwitter, 'teh yelo night'. hee shul giv u lotsa stuf liek teh art uf smrtnes, fghtng and other stuff-my head's gonna pop off! *pop*


no trnslashun, i hav tuh fint mai bodee nao. pls u shuld be tulkng or langwige bai nao.

[B~T]

Hacking is the new trading in MLNitwit... huh.

So far, so good.

[Trijhak]

Yeah.

What is demoted on MLN is promoted on MLNitwit.

Oh, and after Rank 10's over, a special chapter will happen-but not a mini-rank. Mini-ranks happen alongside the normal ranks, but they all take place before the special chapter... it's special because it's entirely made up, rather than based off of. Let's just say I have certain things happening in Ranks 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 which lead up into it...

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Terry Daks. xD

Nice chapters, KZ. Keep up the good work! =)

[Trijhak]

FAN COMPETITION!

Write two chapters for MLNitwit of one Bank.

Three people will win, in three categories. Bank 3, Bank 4 and Bank 5. If you win, you shall can post them here. The reason for this is because:

A. Ranks 6-10 are a lot more interesting than Ranks 3-5 and Ranks 0-2 were warm-ups.
B. All of these ranks are hard for me to spoof.
C. Time constraints.
D. You could see YOUR work as part of the MLNitwit!

Another note: because Rank 6 is generally short for most people, its two chapters shall be short.

BANK SIX, PART ONE/TWO

Before you ask, 'why the sudden jump', I am going to tell you this: my experiences in Banks 3, 4 and 5 were not very exciting. Especially Bank 5. That was horror, paying off all the bills 'Political Cat' fined me.... they were ridiculous! I mean, a walking bill!? Not to mention, I will show you Banks 3, 4 and 5 before Bank 10 is shown. Maybe I could get others to record them for me,

Anyway, Bank 6 was very interesting. Here is the first part of  it, and the beginning of a great tail... I mean tale.

I had just finished building the craftsman's cottage. But there was music coming from inside it already! I ventured inside. What I found was various musicians, like dayveed lamptun or Sandy stir fried. I just had to get their instruments. So I did. I bought them. I now had to find my performance modules which I had also bought from people like Jaypeep novary ee tee and izlike bopcheese. Seno Evel feels a little too normal, though. I noticed my collection of items, I suddenly had Stir Fried's Autograph. On it was the name 'Rita Blisstow'. I searched for this person. It came up. A secret Nitwitter! I was taught how to make a Napnotic notsofrequent failing machine... and I was told to send it to people. But I didn't, as I had to be on my GPM in five minutes, with my mates notimpostor, Commander_baka and bwahahaharmancer. We rick-rolled everbody.

Needless to say, lamptun wasn't very happy with me. I was now going to send him one of those machine things. =D

bzzzt static bzzzt to bzzzt be bzzzt continyoud bzzzt in bzzzzt part two
Not the best chapter, but I just needed to get the custom story going faster as well. There's a surprise at the end of part two, a groundbreaking revelation the nation of MLNitwit...

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Sandy stir fried

That, sir, just won the chapter right there. xD

Good job though, can't wait for the next chapter. =)

[Trijhak]

BANK SIX, PART TWO/TWO

So, I sent Dayveed lamptun one of those machines. Turns out I actually have to send one to Izlike bopcheese, rickroll the moon and... again to Dayveed Lamptun. Or as I like to call him, David Lame-onian. What I recieved was three parts of a secret message for a Forged Master Code Book. I quickly listened to the message... 'the NETWORKERS still live on!'

...onto that later. I created my FMCB, and sent it to jaypeep novary ee tee. What I got was a Mind control emitter... for the annoying troomput. Wish I could use it to get my way. I then harvestedt my GPM, along with my other modules and new Alter-Ego Module. Turns out it is what you would look like on MLNetwork. You could also control it if you focused hard enough. I got it from Tommy Marz... not sure wat he is, but he's definitely not a Nitwitter nor a MLNitwit member. Kind of weird.

Sandy Stir fried gave me something I needed-a few orange bricks, although I had 1000 of them already. So, I was now ready to take three hours waiting for my 10 Platinum Albums to come. That's 50 Gold Records. That's 500 Hit single. That's a lotta clicks. That's a lotta time. That's a lotta waiting. I was now ready to build the annoying Guitar. So I did, but the music exploded the Craftsman's Cottage-which, strangely, was the only Disasterpiece without a changed name.

Now, I remembered the message. 'The NETWORKERS still live on!' Did Gecho not exterminate all Networkers? No, he didn't. It turns out that Tommy Marz is a Networker. He told me the location of the Rank 7 Networkers, somewhere where I need to go. So I did. I ventured through a vast field with undergrown grass, flowers and bees, passing the Bank 1 Nitwitters. When I got there, I fell, and rose to meet Achaki. He said to me, in a sterm voice,

"You are not a Network Member. You are a Nitwitter."

And then, I had to tihnk of a way to get their trust... and it snapped into mind why Tommy Marz had given me the Alter-Ego Module... I had to use it.

And this, is the beginning of the most important part of my journey.

And so, it turns out the Rank 7 Networkers and Tommy Marz are the only ones of their kind left, it seems.

Get ready for our first three-parter: Bank 7: Tribes of the Network?! Part One/Three

[Magical Girl Mimi]

And the plot thickens. >=D

Good work KZ, and way to work in the Alter Ego, which isn't exactly all that useful in MLN. =P

[Kritzelei]

*Catches up on the story* Ooo... spooky. Tommy Marz never really did do anything.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

That's what makes this awesome; It's including things that never got featured in MLN all that much.

[Trijhak]

You win if you get the Avatar reference in this chapter.

BANK 7: TRIBES OF THE... NETWORK? PART ONE/???

It's kind of hard getting used to the Alter-Ego while I control it in a safe place. Of course, I had to do some talking with Achaki to convince him I am a Network Member. Turns out, that if I really was a Network member, I'd have to build a Totem pole. But how? I looked toward the Animals you could buy that would try and find you a Totemic Animal. Plus a Wi-Fi transmitter, but that is my last priority right now. I'm more interested in the Animals. So, I decided to choose the wolf. There was a funny glitch with it that involved it somehow having a 'take down' button.

The wolf led me through several forests, a grassland of bananas, a banana that was formerly a Volcano, and dug deep. It just had to make the dirt go onto to my face. Not pleasant. I also have to make loads of friendship bracelets. GRAAAH. Glad I didn't do that out in front of the Networkers, because 'GRAAAH' is a Nitwitter battle cry and I'd get executed within four seconds if I screamed that out load. Kotori is also greatly annoyed with me. He calls me a skxawng-it means moron. When my Wolf finished digging, what I came to found was a stash of Totemic Wolves. I took five. Four the apparent next Bank with loads of Totemic Animals. Still have to wonder what happened to the House of Mantles, only the House of Goan tu lets exists now, apparently.

After gathering the Totemic Wolf with much pain, I set out for the Totemic Snake and Rabbit. They were also a pain, because they kept on requiring totemic feed to keep walking-the same with all the other animals. The Totemic feed, why is it so tasty to the animals, I mean, it is recycled from the sweat of pears. The Totemic Snake was found at the bottom of the NOT WHAT?! Ocean. The Totemic Rabbit was found with a couple of these things called Rabbiruses, invaders from another dimension that the Bank 6 Nitwitters can very easily defeat. Still don't get this tribal thing of rights.

Then, Hehewuti called me to learn a lesson. Apparently about the 'tyranny of the Gecho' and the 'evil of nitwitters'. So, wait... Gecho and the Nitwitters  are evil? Why do I get the feeling I'll end up starting a war and  needing a lot of shields for a very bizarre reason?

Now, the TALE OF NITWIT mini-saga begins.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Nice chapter, nice reference about Avatar from what I saw, nice reference to Rabbiruses, and well... You know the last 'nice'. =P

[lionytai]

Ha! You're getting better at writing!