My LEGO... Nitwit?

[Trijhak]

I know I can never stick to a solidified number of parts. I'm too picky about how long and short the parts should be.

BANK (rank?) 7: TRIBES OF THE... NETWORK? PART ONE/???

Turns out that hockey sticks are the weapon of choice for the networkers. Or at least they look like hockey sticks. Very destructive when you whack them around. So, I had to use one to fight today. And I'm keeping it. You know the Mountain Lion? Yeah, I fought one of those to get the totemic version. They're vicious. As are the 'laeurs' who work like layers but misspell everything and act like total idiots... something feels wrong about me, I don't usually say that about the Nitwitters... because I am a Nitwit member in disguise... I shouldn't be saying that but my mind urges me to do so... off of that, I also got the Turtle and Hawk in totemic form. The turtle was sitting on it and I was chased by the hawk.

Now, the pet Owl... that was not hard at all. It landed on my head and gave me it. Now, I have all the totemic animals. Now just to build them with my swamp-loads of bricks. Yes, when I was Rank 2 I also stole them. even though you can't mail them, I hacked them... need I say that while on the fight against the Mountain lion, I was taught how stealing, hacking and duping are wrong and against the 'great spirit echo's ways'? Funny, that, because everyone knows Echo is dead. Everybody knows Gecho killed him. So, if this "echo' is good, and Gecho is evil.... then what should I really be?

Now, I have to build my Wi-fi transmitter which takes some albums, gold and platinum now. I had them from bank 6. So, I saw an opportunity to use them. Built it using some special stuff Kotori gave me. Then, to build the totem pole... so I did. It was constructed by me. Now, I am ready. But disaster struck for me...

I fell down a cliff, and accidentally revealed the location of the Rank 7 Networkers to Gecho. He told the Hovering House of goan tu lets to move to just outside their area. But, when I was running away, I banged my head six times on a bush by accident, revealing the return of the House of Mantles, still with its Networkers alive. I know what happens now... and so, I shall build a Tower of Shields to escape into the seemingly-nothingness above... and you know what is about to happen on here? WAR! I can already hear the 'GRAAAH' battlecries of the Nitwits and the normalness of the Networkers... I'm saying good stuff about the networkers again, aren't I?

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Hmm, definitely an interesting twist, and nice references.

Lemme guess, instead of hacking, duping, and stealing, you should become unified, devoted to your duty, and focus on your destiny? =P

And hockey stick-like things used by tribes... Why does that sound familiar...? =P

[Trijhak]

I actually didn't know about the connection of them with Kohlii sticks until you noticed it... and no, you should 'trade, assist and destroy' is the Networker's Rights. =P

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Ah, I see. xD

=P Now all you need is a mini-part that has a Nitwitter facing off against a white and gold Networker that shouldn't truly exist(DLP?), and that could become a parody inside a spoof. Just mentioning a potential idea. xP

[Trijhak]

8: THIS IS THE REVOLUTION! PART 1/???

It's weird. I started out as a Nitwit member, now I seem to be assisting the Networkers instead.  I listened to an epic tale of how Gecho rose... He invented the 'Nitwitwater' using the House of Gauntlets' shields. He used it to convert all the networkers he could find into Nitwitters. He didn't kill anyone. He lacks the capacity to do so, as I just found out. But the Networkater is much harder to get-it's a mythical object that lies within the 'eyes of the bookman'. He lies in space. I need many shields. Many, many shields. Some from the Mantles, some from the goan tu lets. But first I must get the grey bricks. I wish Wallus Wizard was still here, as does Prince Pelle. Unfortunately, one of pwancecc canta's minions killed him. Ironically, he turns out to be the original King. So, I have to find these shields, borrowing from the Networkers and stealing from the Nitwits. I'll steal first, because it's necessary to escape.

It's harder than you think sneaking past the nitwitters. They have good eyesight. Gecho is also the overall leader of them. And I was seen by Gecho, after I had gotten the shields by pretending to be a Nitwit member with loads of transparent bricks. Heh. They were fake. But Gecho recognized me, too:

'u r a ntwt mmbur, r u nt? ur tht gy! u r sppsd t b hlping us fght!'

"No. Not anymore. Not since I learned what you have done."

'tats wat tey al sai!'

"I'm the first one to say that."

'u hav a gud poont.'

Using this distraction, I escaped with the shields in tow. I brought it to a field, and built half of the tower. No totemic animals needed, because they removed them when gecho came along. I wondered who this book-man was. A secret Networker, maybe? I ca tell I am about halfway through my quest, and the battles are only getting more intense. But, the problem is...

Is the banana safe?


Yeah, I made this chapter a little more random and it also has the first mention of what he needs.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

"tats wat tey al sai!"

"I'm the first one to say that."

"u hav a gud poont."

xD Nice one KZ, keep up the great work. =)

[lionytai]

What is a Networkater?

[Trijhak]

Kind of new system I didn't even know about myself: Part 1 of a chapter is mainly getting through the rank, part 2 is mainly finishing and own-plot development.

8: yai i gecho have invadd teh titul prt 2/???

Now, time to borrow the Mantles' Shields, which took much convincing. We eventually traded. I had to trade an outrageous price: 1 red brick! Once, I was a great warrior. On another site, called 'Uldra Blocs'. I fought the evil staff. But I got exiled. Because I like MLNitwit better. I made an error in judgement. I should have turned left. Turn left. TURN LEFT! I have figured it out... MLNitwit is an alternate reality around myself... nah, too cliche. I did have another remark battle with Gecho.

'wy hav u frgttn ur allgnce? u r sppsed tuh b hlpng us fght... hav u sene avtr?'

I proceeded to whack his floating head away with my hockey stick. useful weapon. oh noes gmga vrs! Not really, just tricked a Nitwitter. I started all this... I seem to be special. But I must do this. I took the shields too a clean plain. I quickly built the tower. This attracted many Nitwitters and the Networkers. I quickly climbed up half of it, before I could see the swarms attempting to climb up, but in vain-I had a lock on it. I could see the Nitwitters and Networkers clashing. I could hear Achacki screaming,

"We're outnumbered one hundred to one!"

And then I saw gecho's had float up.


---GECHO BOSS BATTLE INITIATED---

I talked.

Gecho's head fell down to the ground.

I won.

---NORMAL MODE INITIATED---

I stood at the top of the tower, and whispered down to the Networkers:

"I will return."

But then, I caught myself on the wing of a ship. I also fell through a panel on it, and my I got up, walked around, and slipped on a Banana next to a Monkey. I fell on top of two white networkers. In response, they said:

'gt of mee cmmndr hblt'

"Not until you're a Networker agan, Lasse!"

'hai thats offnsve!'

The Networker facepalmed.

And so, an epic journey reaches its middle.

[Trijhak]

9: About time the ship came. PART 1/1 EXTRA LONG

The people on board this ship turned their heads towards me.

"Who are you, why?"

I replied with the simple answer of 'It's not my real name, but I was called Nitwit.' I also replied to the second part: 'Looking for the Networkater.' His reply was:

"The Networkater? If you need that, you need your own intergalactic Cruiser. I
ll help you build it, only so that you use it on Lasse here and don't bother me again. PAL (Purple Anonymous Loser), Terpi, Reckling, Sagitaria and Lilly might help you. And by the way, you're on the Networker cruiser. You'll need Mining Bots, crystal of carrots, and Transparent ducks."

I nodded. I walked away. Before long, and picked up a banana and through the window of the ship into space. A Humanoid nearby lifted up its visor and did the classic face. Apparently, he was Terpi and a super-intelligent monkey. So, I'll go meet this robot named PAL. He's kind of weird. He constantly repeats his sentence: 'Your hand is a fruit'. Not very helpful, but apparently Terpi knows the language of PAL-which is Yourhandisafruitian. Depending on the pitch and the frequency, you can translate into what he's saying. Terpi was very helpful in that aspect. I thanked him, then he thanked me. I could swear I saw him turn around, start grinning and hold up my wallet.

As for the aliens... they are normal. The Reckling is nice. This is what our conversations are like:

Reckling: '=)'

'=)'

Reckling: '_'?

'nuuuu D='

Reckling: 'nuuu D=?'

'TIIIM'

Reckling: 'Tim?'

'You Spoke!'

Reckling: 'I did? ARGHH! My plan to take over using pictures has failed epicly because all it did was eat Grok's eyes! ARGHH!'

...ignore that last bit. So, I walked over to Lilly, the robot-android of the group. Upon sight of me, she started malfunctioning and her head popped off. Am I really that ugly? ...so then I went to Sagitaria. She reacted slightly better, but I am creeped out. She said I looked like one of her species, and tried to... y'know, maybe I shouldn't mention what she tried to do as it involves me becoming the king of her species. And I'd rather not have all that work on my hands. Not since I nearly ate someone before I came to MLNitwit.

My new pet lightworm seems to be depressed. All it does is just stand there, doing nothing. It's not even brething... wait, I forgot to feed it. It eats OMG Baldmen. And certain baked potatoes named Herochild. Sometimes it even eats the universe. Oh, wait, it's alive again now, have no clue where my Pet Bat went, but the Lightworm looks suspiciously like a Bat... I also have a Symbiosis. On it is Sagitaria. Has to do with what I didn't want to mention, since it also involved her giving me 1000 transparent bricks if she got some Grey Bricks.
korG seems to be angry-he says I need an Interglactic Cruiser to talk to him.

Then, I noticed something. There was a satellite orbiting Planet MLNitwit. Could it be the rumoured talking Satellite? I need an Intergalactic Cruiser to find out, but first I need to find out about this 'Pay the rick-roller of Fate' the people of the Networker Cruiser are talking about. Did I also mention that my Automining bots started a revolt against me? Yeah, I'm not a good leader. They also left behind loads of Crystals of Carrots, no that I needed the bots anyway.  For one, my ship is half done, and for the second thing, only the engine needs to be done right now.

A few days later, I looked at a complete Intergalactic Cruiser.

Now I could fill the objective of my mission. I started to feel as if I was nearing my destiny. A great quest lies ahead of me.

And soon you will see the Gecho prorotypes in Rank 10s one chapter, and then the special chapter...


Only one chapter for Rank 9 this time. Couldn't really fit it into two chapters. Nor can I do so for Rank 10.

But first, a question:

Are you ready?

[lionytai]

No, I'm not ready because yuo were supposed to post anthoer story today.

[Trijhak]

...When did you command me?
10: RETURNING


And now I set of to Pay the rick-roller of Fate. Let me tell you, he lives on a PAGE floating in the middle of SPACE. Not exactly a good place to live. I also bought his book about the talking satellite. As it turns out, I didn't even need him. I could have bought the book from a retailer.  But still, I read it, and I had a startling curiosity about the talking satellite. So I went to it. It was feeding on sound, which doesn't make sense since sound can't travel in space. Unless there's touching objects for it to vibrate across.

Still, all he supplied me with was a 'dreaming' beam 'stopper', to stop dreams emerging from your head. Stupid curiosity. And the next thing you know, you find yourself at a floating factory, with lots of prototype, rejected robots. Weird, in the MIDDLE OF SPACE?! again. Everything is so weird outside of MLNitwit...

I entered, and alarms sounded. Four prototype robots, all resembling Gecho, were chasing after me. I learned that there names were Gracho, Gyfco, Gilanto and Geico. They seemed to be overseers of this place. Rejected by their creators, but keeping this place. I stole codes from them, and quickly built a rocket, but it took me back to the factory. I was slumped across the floor, looking at a fifth newcomer. The other four recognized him... and so did I. I gathered the strength to whisper, and that whisper was:

"Echo."

And his reply was...

"Hello Hello! Why are you you here? Question mark?"

Get ready for the Special Chapter(s)....

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Geico. xD

"Fifteen Minutes really can save you 15% on car insurance!"

[Trijhak]

Geico actually is the Geico Gecko-his 'creators' just simply stole him.

Guess I should put their notes down...

Geico:

Note 1: Too organic.
Note 2: Too wanting to promote car insurance even though they don't exist in this universe.

Gyfco:

Note 1: Too multicoloured.
Note 2: Too loyal.

Gracho:

Note 1: Too annoying.
Note 2: Acts like a total idiot.

Gilanto:

Note 1: big
Note 2: muahahahaha-wrong notes...

Echo:

Note 1: Too nice.
Note 2: Head pops off too much.

Final note: Tone down the niceness and speech of Echo and we should have a good robotic gecko.
Let's see what we can do with the other 'bots and we should have a loyal army be able to do what we want without restrictions.



On another note, who would like be featured in the special chapter? Three max.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

xD Lemme guess, his catchphrase is 'So easy a Caveman can do it'? =P

[lionytai]

I'd like to get featured, but I didn't command you to post. Your regular basis is one story per day. IT has been that way for days.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

This has been most enjoyable. I look forward to seeing the next chapter. You are an excellent writer.

[Trijhak]

You pokemon fans will like one part of this chapter, from what I know of their battles.
11: And it all ends... or does it??The third thing named 'Journey's End'

"Eject him him away."

"What? No! I'm here to help you..."

"What kind of help help?"

"Do you want to be returned to power?"

"...I'll think about about it."

"And by the way, can I have the Networkater, which I believe you are hiding behind your back?"

That was our consversation. I finally had the Networkater. After much bribery, I convinced Echo to return, along with the prototypes for revenge on Gecho. Gecho. Ah, the evil, gender-confused robotic Gecho. Evil in its prime, him. Our first stop? The Networker Cruiser. I owed Commander Hobolt a deed. I used the networkater on 'captun lasers'. And he transformed. From the Nitwitter he was into the Networker that was Captain Lasse. I then stated:

"Take us to Nitwit. And look I have brought along."

I pointed to the floating head of Echo beside me (his 'body' had just decomposed, it was one he made anyway).  Gasps were heard across the room. We told the gasps to shut up, as everybody had their attention on Echo, not the gasps.

"This... is... Echo. The former peacekeeper of MLNetwork, and the one overthrown by Gecho. Tonight we shall go into battle, and give Gecho his present back. And then, we hope one thing: peace."

The Networker Cruiser entered the atmosphere of MLNitwit, but it was a little tricky, as the Networker Cruiser had not landed in years. I made a deal with the ones on the Networker Cruiser to stay in and use its weapons against the Nitwitters. And now begins the war. The (not) Final Battle.

And then, I and echo exited. echo headed off to take Gecho while I rounded up a few Nitwitters and Networkated them. One in particular was named 'tigerytie', who became 'Lionytai' as a network member. I did the same to contongoogle and mtmawk. Now I had to collect the silver limbs as echo and Gecho formed two bodies that looked suspiciously like Mata Nui and Makut-...oh right, they're not doing that. I looked around. The two were battlign on the Tower of Shields I built!

---

Gecho's view of it:

A wild Echo appeared!

Gecho uses 'trrbl speche'!

No damage taken.

Echo uses 'friendliness'!

It's super-effective!

Gecho uses 'form a body that looks suspiciously like the Matoran Universe to raise health'!

No damage taken.

Echo uses 'form a body that looks suspiciously like the prototype robot to raise heatlh'!

No damage taken.

Gecho uses 'MLTV torture'

Echo resists.

Echo uses 'repeated words'!

It's super effective!

Gecho uses 'bananaficate'!

Echo resists.

Echo uses 'head-popping off'!

It's super effective!

Gecho loses interest in Echo and looks down at 'Nitwit'.

---
Back to Nitwit.

I looked up at Gecho. He looked suspiciously like Makuta and strange yellow blobs were pouring out of his feet. There was also a red blob wearing golden armour that killed the yellow blobs. There were also Neworkers shouting Echo on.

Gecho looked down at me, losing interest in Echo.

"a a nc frsh trtr tuh keel!"

Not right now, idiot. Does he not see I have the Networkater?

I looked on as gecho's hands came between either side of me...


And 'nitwit' was killed.


THE END










Until I got out from ymy Alter-Ego in a still quiet place. Wow, can't believe I survived that long without food. Now, I needed to reach the Tower of Shields, which was next to me, and then the Networkater bopped on my head. Then, I saw Gecho about to crush Echo... and shot.

I then heard a scream. Robotic. Gecho's screams as he was reduced to a tiny head without anything in. Then I saw lots of angry Nitwitters looking at me. Then I was like 'oh yeah' and shot myself with the Networkator. Ow, my brain was changing its structure and so was my body. Hurts. But I don't care. I was a Network member now. Echo flew off the giant he was on, and landed next to me, having found his old body.

"I can do do that quicker quicker!"

He took the Networker, fired it, and instead of the usual tiny beam, it was a huge beam of networkating.

Pretty much no Nitwitters left, the ones that were turned into secret Networkers. Echo looked over at me, thanked me, and walked away, his land now restored.

And MLNitwit was no more.


And that is how MLNetwork prevailed. But now, I sense a quest coming up. A quest. No, it was this:


A quest for the name. My name, even though the movie got cancelled. So did the piece of writing. Gah, at least this was the concept image for MLNitwit... I'm breaking the fourth wall... must repair fourth wall...

And now it ends. But as you see, all things come to an end.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Interesting. And good references. xD Especially the many Bionicle references, and the Journey's End thing. =P

[Trijhak]

EPILOGUE

So yeah. Never thought I'd be coming back to write at this place. The fourth wall can't be repaired, but I do sense a quest coming up. My real name is Skretum. But nobody knows it. MLNetwork is nearly fully restored, we just have to get the Arcades working again, but they just can't.. they do feed off of other dimensions, you know.  It's as if someone has destroyed the Dimensions. Not to mention I saw a weird site today: a Black and Orange being came out of a dimensional gate, into another, and was followed by a red and lime Glatorian. Weird.
I don't know what's happening.

But... oh no, oh no oh no. Not again. Want to know what I'm talking about? Look at the sky.

We have been betrayed by Geico... He wants to turn us all into Geckos... But I can't allow that, after what I have done top help MLNetwork...

It has been a week since I last wrote here. We exiled geico to another Universe. Not sure which.... WHAT THE NITWIT... The Stars are going out and the Arcades still don't work... not to mention ... the sandwich dispenser is BROKEN! D:<

Then, a Glatorian fell on me from the sky, the same red and lime one. He spoke.

"Oh hello. My name's Shatterheat. Can I save your universe?"

TO BE CONTINUED IN SECTION 4 of Glatori-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-an and To-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-a!

And you see, now I have a continuity between this and my other comedy.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

How interesting. Well, this was a great spoof, and now I can't wait for the continuation of Glatori-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-an And To-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-a. =)