Message #228858

[Trijhak]

Bank 1

At this Idiot Keeper Bob's page, much was opposite of interesting. Nothing but a few idiots I could buy if I had a few jars for the text they produced. You see, IKP explained to me that this text was the same Gecho used, and if it was to dissapear, the MLNitwit would return to MLNetwork and Echo would rise again for his Empire. Heh. That would make a good Rank 11. 'Enemies from the Distant Past rise again to conquer and destroy. But ancient heroes rise to the challenge...'. But that sound too much like the Hero Factory Stars-heroes made out of Stars that represent older versions, like 'William Blaze V2.'  Anyway, onto the actual Bank. I then moved onto a person named 'Hen.' A Chicken that cooks. Obviously vegetarian.

This 'Hen' gave me a Jar Blueprint- a Jar covered in Blue printings. I should have explained that earlier. And should I add how annoying the MLTV is? The last one was how to make sure your head doesn't pop off, this one is how to 'mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble'. Anyways, I traded IDK for a few Idiots so I could clone them. I sent some to Floor, a talking female... floor.  She gave me a Plant, although I barely escaped from an Ekian that somehow got here. I do have to wonder what an Ekian is though. Some creeps from another Planet, I guess. I come to the Page of BurtleIdiot. He's kind of dumb. But he did give me an Idiot Battle Module. I had to set it up, along with a Flower Module Floor gave me. I did so. I noticed I had stickers to decorate my walls-but they were alive. Something tells me that they aren't stickers, but the actual thing. I had wondered how saNeDrivrbOring became the least popular-but now I know why, he had too many dragons in his sticker modules that ate people.

I had to wait a few days before my items grew. I harvested them and they went to my inventory. But I need to win a 'Super Idiot' from my Idiot battle module (rank 1.) While waiting for someone else to pit their idiot against me, I changed my Avatar. Not to be confused with James Cameron's Avatar. I now looked like Depressed John, only Happier. I wasn't very pleased with the results of my Idiot Battle. They were rigged-they had an IQ over 10! But still, at least I got a Super idiot. I was now ready to build the Dirty Queen Idiot. When I built, I wasn't impressed. I was still displeased, because it made a mess. At least, I'm Bank 2 now, ready to get the Tiny hat and befriend Mill Man Oh. He looks and sounds weird, I mean...

...HE ACTUALLY TALKS INTELLIGENTLY!

As you can see, this is more loosely based on MLN rather than largely. But in all, it's still a spoofed version of MLN and I never said I would be Spoofing everything. I will do the Miniranks when Nitwit finishes Bank 10.