You win if you get the Avatar reference in this chapter.
BANK 7: TRIBES OF THE... NETWORK? PART ONE/???
It's kind of hard getting used to the Alter-Ego while I control it in a safe place. Of course, I had to do some talking with Achaki to convince him I am a Network Member. Turns out, that if I really was a Network member, I'd have to build a Totem pole. But how? I looked toward the Animals you could buy that would try and find you a Totemic Animal. Plus a Wi-Fi transmitter, but that is my last priority right now. I'm more interested in the Animals. So, I decided to choose the wolf. There was a funny glitch with it that involved it somehow having a 'take down' button.
The wolf led me through several forests, a grassland of bananas, a banana that was formerly a Volcano, and dug deep. It just had to make the dirt go onto to my face. Not pleasant. I also have to make loads of friendship bracelets. GRAAAH. Glad I didn't do that out in front of the Networkers, because 'GRAAAH' is a Nitwitter battle cry and I'd get executed within four seconds if I screamed that out load. Kotori is also greatly annoyed with me. He calls me a skxawng-it means moron. When my Wolf finished digging, what I came to found was a stash of Totemic Wolves. I took five. Four the apparent next Bank with loads of Totemic Animals. Still have to wonder what happened to the House of Mantles, only the House of Goan tu lets exists now, apparently.
After gathering the Totemic Wolf with much pain, I set out for the Totemic Snake and Rabbit. They were also a pain, because they kept on requiring totemic feed to keep walking-the same with all the other animals. The Totemic feed, why is it so tasty to the animals, I mean, it is recycled from the sweat of pears. The Totemic Snake was found at the bottom of the NOT WHAT?! Ocean. The Totemic Rabbit was found with a couple of these things called Rabbiruses, invaders from another dimension that the Bank 6 Nitwitters can very easily defeat. Still don't get this tribal thing of rights.
Then, Hehewuti called me to learn a lesson. Apparently about the 'tyranny of the Gecho' and the 'evil of nitwitters'. So, wait... Gecho and the Nitwitters are evil? Why do I get the feeling I'll end up starting a war and needing a lot of shields for a very bizarre reason?
Now, the TALE OF NITWIT mini-saga begins.
