My LEGO... Nitwit?

[Trijhak]

First, let me tell you about myself. My MLN name is Nitwit. And this is the story of how I managed to reach Bank 10... INITIATE SUPER-FADE-Y FLASHBACK EFFECT!

BANK 0

I had just entered the network, and had just finished decorating my minifig image. I looked like El Ectric, only more popular.  Of course, there was no--one on my friendlist but I did have a mesage in my Inbox from 'Gecho', a robotic Gecko. I decided to visit his house-page. It turned out he was on a tombstone that said, 'Here Lies Echo.' Who or what this Echo guy is, I have no idea, but he sure sounds like an organic sound-making being that murders people. I am glad he died, I probably could not have seen this evil echo. Rumour had it that he ruled over MLNitwit a few years ago and it was called 'My LEGO network' instead and he helped his evil minions cheat to Rank 10.

I befriended this gecho, but it did take one year to convince him I wasn't a lawyer. Apparently he hates lawyers, because the last one sued him for overusing the word 'Hello!' I fed him an Apple. He spat it out with disgust, saying that it wasn't robotic enough for his tastes. Anyway, why the heck does a robot need to eat? He then led me to a person named 'Depressed John', who would teach me how to make a Cybernetic Pie in the course of a year. That was fine. I eventualy fed Gecho, and he gave me my first Disasterpiece, a half-ate cooking apple. Somehow, I managed to build it with five red bricks and eighty-three Cybernetic pies. But I have no idea how it stayed organic. I mean, are the people here insane?! I was met by a reply of yes. We handshaked, the reply of yes was then disgusted that it had someone else's bacteria on its hands and ran away.

When i actually built the thing, I became 'Bank 1'. I have no idea why they are called Banks, maybe they have something to do with this deceased Echo... then I had to go off and befriend someone named 'Idiot Keeper Bob.' Weird name...
So... what do people think? Next up is Rank 1. Each Rank will have something like this:
Rank 1: One part
Rank 2: Two Parts
Rank 3: Three parts

and so on.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

"'I still tell you; Echo wasn't evil... Just misunderstood."

Very good so far. =) No mention of the MLTV of course. =P

[Trijhak]

THE MLNTV: Short Side Series. And boy, they are short.
MLTV one: How to make sure your head doesn't pop off (liek min duz lol)

so duz yur hedz popz off all the tiem liek min? ten fullo tese instrucshuns. numb one, nevah evah speek nurmulz. numb too, eet yur brickz every day 2 mak shoor tey dont helpz u. numb tree, obey gecho, teh ovahlood of wrong recrding i hpe tht getz cut owt wehn emelen iz in nn bta. ant finaly, alwys spred teh gmga vrs!!1!! *gecho's head pops off and goes flying with a mysterious fire accelerating him.* ohz noez my hedz popd ov agen

Translation for those whose head will pop off:
So does your head pop off all the time like Mine? Then follow these instructions. Number one, never ever speak normal. Number two, eat your bricks every day to make sure they don't help you. Number three, Obey gecho, the overlord of wrong recording I hope that gets cut out when MLNitwit is not in beta. And finally, always spread the geomega virus. *gecho's head pops off and goes flying, with a mysterious fire accelerating him.* Oh no! My head popped off again!

ant so tatz wy wi fullo teh rules.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Hey, would it be possible to maybe expand on all this after your spoof's over? I may have some background on what happened to Echo and such. And an explanation as to why there's no Rank 11 currently.

[Trijhak]

Yes. I will accept Canon fanon canon fanon.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Alright. Then once you finish your spoof, I'll start an epic based off both the real MLN, and this.

[LordVaderRulez]

Haha, it's pretty funny so far. Can't wait to see the next.

[lionytai]

Yes, this is a good idea, but you spelt "Rank" instead of bank in the first post.

So... what do people think? Next up is Rank 1. Each Rank will have something like this:
Rank 1: One part
Rank 2: Two Parts
Rank 3: Three parts

and so on.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

That's out of the story. So we know what it's like.

[Kritzelei]

Ha, this is quite funny so far. I like the idea of "El Ectric, but more popular. I don't have any friends yet."

[Magical Girl Mimi]

Hey, I know what Gecho looks like, but I've been sworn to secrecy. =P

[Trijhak]

Bank 1

At this Idiot Keeper Bob's page, much was opposite of interesting. Nothing but a few idiots I could buy if I had a few jars for the text they produced. You see, IKP explained to me that this text was the same Gecho used, and if it was to dissapear, the MLNitwit would return to MLNetwork and Echo would rise again for his Empire. Heh. That would make a good Rank 11. 'Enemies from the Distant Past rise again to conquer and destroy. But ancient heroes rise to the challenge...'. But that sound too much like the Hero Factory Stars-heroes made out of Stars that represent older versions, like 'William Blaze V2.'  Anyway, onto the actual Bank. I then moved onto a person named 'Hen.' A Chicken that cooks. Obviously vegetarian.

This 'Hen' gave me a Jar Blueprint- a Jar covered in Blue printings. I should have explained that earlier. And should I add how annoying the MLTV is? The last one was how to make sure your head doesn't pop off, this one is how to 'mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble'. Anyways, I traded IDK for a few Idiots so I could clone them. I sent some to Floor, a talking female... floor.  She gave me a Plant, although I barely escaped from an Ekian that somehow got here. I do have to wonder what an Ekian is though. Some creeps from another Planet, I guess. I come to the Page of BurtleIdiot. He's kind of dumb. But he did give me an Idiot Battle Module. I had to set it up, along with a Flower Module Floor gave me. I did so. I noticed I had stickers to decorate my walls-but they were alive. Something tells me that they aren't stickers, but the actual thing. I had wondered how saNeDrivrbOring became the least popular-but now I know why, he had too many dragons in his sticker modules that ate people.

I had to wait a few days before my items grew. I harvested them and they went to my inventory. But I need to win a 'Super Idiot' from my Idiot battle module (rank 1.) While waiting for someone else to pit their idiot against me, I changed my Avatar. Not to be confused with James Cameron's Avatar. I now looked like Depressed John, only Happier. I wasn't very pleased with the results of my Idiot Battle. They were rigged-they had an IQ over 10! But still, at least I got a Super idiot. I was now ready to build the Dirty Queen Idiot. When I built, I wasn't impressed. I was still displeased, because it made a mess. At least, I'm Bank 2 now, ready to get the Tiny hat and befriend Mill Man Oh. He looks and sounds weird, I mean...

...HE ACTUALLY TALKS INTELLIGENTLY!

As you can see, this is more loosely based on MLN rather than largely. But in all, it's still a spoofed version of MLN and I never said I would be Spoofing everything. I will do the Miniranks when Nitwit finishes Bank 10.

[Kritzelei]

saNeDrivbOring... that's a touch of brilliance there.

[LordVaderRulez]

 I was looking forward to the BeeBob Keeper part. Good job.

[Trijhak]

MLTV Two: hw tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble

zo hay tere Nitwitters. ant nu tis duz nt hav aneeting tuh doo wit twitter. tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble, doo wat i sai. frst, gve it lotz uf culurs. secndly mke ur sowntruck hrrble sownding. ferdly mke al ur drats trrble, liek 3 crygenic eat unts fur atey fowsand beeevers. ant ten bow town tuh mee-ewps wrng ant suntuns. btw eet al veeseeturs liek megastickmanleafcircle.oar contongoogle doo. ant ur pge wil b az hrrble az evr! ...o no sumwon mde mai pge a culur skeme...

Translation for the people with non-horrible pages:

So hey there, Nitwitters. And no, this does not have anything to do with Twitter. To make sure your page stays horrible, do what I say. First, give it lots of colours. Secondly, make your Soundtrack horrible sounding. Thirdly, make all your trades terrible, like 3 Cryogenetic Sleep Units for eight thousand beavers. And then bow down to me-oops, wrong and sentence. By the way, eat all visitors like megastickmanleafcircle or contongoogle do. And your page will be as horrible as ever! ...oh no, someone made my page a colour scheme.


=P

It's kinda of sad that my Mata Nui's guide spoof got almost no replies, yet this already has more than it and it was started two days ago.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

That may be because this has more access. =P And hey, my alter ego got a mention. xP

[Trijhak]

megastickmanleafcircle? Yeah, he's based off of you. contongoogle is based off of TBD. And konky22036 is based off of me. saNeDrivrbOring is based off of CRX.

rickrollshieightthousand is based off of R8. blue127 is probably easy to guess. And finally, mace1!!1 is chase7007. Here, in MLNitwit, duping is encouraged... but everybody was outraged when SDO passed him. =P This will get a mention next part.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

xP So far we've only seen 3 of course, but I'm still excited for it. =P

[B~T]

xD

What;s my MLN Nitwit alter ego? =P

And nice spoof BTW.

[Kritzelei]

Yay! Thanks for the alter ego mention... contongoogle... I quite like that!